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scorpiofactsdaily: When one door closes it is because scorpio slammed it the fuck shut
I know I work all the fucking time, i know that it’s your birthday weekend, I know that I’m being a jealous insecure asshole and I know you have other friends but is it too much to ask for my best friend to not avoid me and let me at least try and
It’s nice to know that after all i do for you, after all I’ve done for you, I’m still treated like shit. Like fuck dude i don’t even want anything from you aside from not being yelled at for existing. I can’t even look at
I swear to god my older brother makes me want to murder cute things. He never fails to piss me the fuck off
Things I learned yesterday: -My friend Chris is a sore loser when it comes to any type of game or competition -i reeeeeally need to quit smoking -Archers are fucking assholes - taco bell is still as nasty as ever That is all.
itsjust-insanity: *moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
10secondfreckle: they do realize ‘gamer’ is not a male specific term right? like they dont have to say ‘female gamer’ its like saying ‘doctor’ and ‘female doctor’ like fucking shut up
tellemhowihopetheyshine: buzzfeedlgbt: Siri Shuts Down Anyone Who Tries To Call Caitlyn Jenner By Her Old Name I JUST TRIED THIS AND IT WORKED YESS
phonesignal: labronjames4ever: kaylalollama:Is there a chrome extension to block Amy Schumer’s face from popping up on every social media platform because I honestly do not care about her pls get out of my face I’m sorry no there’s not, shut
johnlockaintcanon: “i’m a superwholock but i can recognize that there are problems with the show and actors” “what the fuck? shut up the shows are perfect!!! jensen and jared are perfect angels!!!” “I KNOW HOW TO KILL
rebornica: planes are so fucking weird tho like we have a flying doritothen some zigzag megaevolved illuminati doritodead parents, raised by wolves edgy deviant art ocdisastersky whale
threefeline: did-you-kno: The Ruggie is a pressure-sensitive alarm clock that won’t shut off until you’re standing on it. Source
notviolet: chrisprattdelicious: Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair SHUT THE HELL U P
in-fi-ni: brain: weghggghghhhhhhhhhgfeeghh nobody loves you and you have no redeeming quali- me: *squirts a spray bottle* shut up I’m trying to do something
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iamascandallover: yemme: kingzoe15: hypnotic-flow: stayingwoke: needscandalinmylife: mediamattersforamerica: He shut it down. Yes he did This is going to be an automatic reblog. he done did it As it should be! Hahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaa…….
that-awkward-potato-: rantyrandy: indieduckie: comicsansmpreg: rest in peace you fucking toilet cover Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was
Does Genji Is Gay
thugilly: problematicgay: onlyblackgirl: mainmanblackdynamite: prettyboyshyflizzy: flaccidrap: theatrical: shadio: fuks: this is the best video ive ever seen who the fuck allowed this I amScReAming I’m both disgusted and impressed. I
empoleonlol: did nobody talk about peridot being in the answer
theidealgroupie: ersatzparts: flancrossing: time to relax JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I JUST WENT THROUGH MY LIKES SO I COULD FIND THIS AND REBLOG IT AGAIN
esotony: “HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING BABY?!?? I would DIE for one of these!!”
biteghost: shut up gabe ur not even my real dad
mefirstwiener: googling lightning mcree fucking delivers man
kuntsuragi:happy anniversary to the greatest thing that ever came out of this fucking website
trust-me-im-adoctor: pittsburghdream: trust-me-im-adoctor: ‘Tis the seasonFor seasonal affective disorderAnd back-breaking snow shovellingFa la-la-la-laaaa la-la-la-lame as fuck Shut up its peaceful Uhm… You don’t know what you’re
Guys I was trying to make a tweet and it wouldn’t send so i ended up trying to go into drafts and send it again and I saw this tweet I made yesterday and I just started laughing and couldn’t stop. What the fuck are my hormones doing. Like.
Guys. Dance Gavin Dance is fucking rad as hell and you need to go listen to them right now what are you waiting for go
Probably TMI but fuck youSo I nanny three days a week for an awesome family but a couple weeks ago the baby got a stomach bug and passed it on to both me and his parents. I threw up at least once or twice an hour for about 12 hours and then couldn’t
telojuropordior: telojuropordior: stopdropandvogue: rigaya: oscarisaacslut: mariah-do-not-care-y: i love it fucking shut them down ME YES MAGDA YES I LOVE HER SO MUCH today is the vs show
teenboybro: heatedtabloid101: Barista Fucked shut up bro! mom and dad will hear!!
ugh, it rained on my afro and i don’t wanna do anything about it. i’m kind of drunk and lazy. fuck. this is one of the few times i wish i had a boyfriend cuz i’d be like: “can you twist my hair, bae?" this fro shrinkage
wantlikeaforestfire: keptgirl: He said he’d heard enough about my dissertation for today. that’s so weird.. because this is the same thing that happens when i’ve heard enough about his “opinions” for the day. face-fucking. shutting
micdotcom: Watch: A TV host brilliantly shut down his audience for laughing at a male domestic violence survivor (While host Jeremy Kyle’s response to this particular incident was a strike against sexism, it’s worth noting he doesn’t have a perfect
hyggehaven: smokeloud-kickclouds: peaceful-moon: Psilocybe mushroom pipe. oh.my.fuck. shut up and take my money
rigaya: oscarisaacslut: mariah-do-not-care-y: i love it fucking shut them down ME
cntrygrlath3art: mossyoakmaster: Fuck, shut up and take my money! 😍😍 I love these barn homes 😍😍 they built one close to where I live and I wish I could go see it in person! Me too! Haha I need a better job so I can have one of these someday!
mossyoakmaster:Fuck, shut up and take my money! 😍😍 My statement still stands, I want this house!
sonfermum-redux: sarahxwritesstuff: My son has been so secretive lately. He spends hours in the bathroom when the rest of us need to get ready and then shuts himself in his room the rest of the time. Today I was running late for an appointment. My
probablystilladoreyou: #Moments like that. #Moments when Thor shut Loki down so quickly and without thinking. #I bet those moments haunted Thor forever once he saw how mad Loki had become.
Time and time again I try to be friends with my brother and just feel like fucking shut down and like a goddamn loser. I feel so pathetic and angry.
micdotcom: Watch: Serena Williams shuts down a reporter who asked why she wasn’t smiling
Vriska and Tavros tag team? HELL FUCKING YES
i wanna keep talking about Nepetaquest because that one statement was the best ever It just proved that Karkat does care about all his friends who have died and it shuts down the bs that some people think he hates Nepeta or something, he didn’t
If I had a dollar for every time there was uncomfortable tension for no reason in this house I’d probably be able to pay for the therapy I clearly need after dealing with this shitty situation. 👍Funny how it came back to this after I shut down
Didn’t want to watch GoT this season because I want to wait for the next book buuuuut every story line got spoiled for me anyway because y'all can’t shut up and not liveblog/livetweet/post on facebook about every single episode Thanks to everyone
Who just loves getting hit on then watching that person get defensive and pissed off once you shut them down? This guyyy.
I really need to just keep my mouth fucking shut from now on.
The feeling of being filled.. oh god yes please 🥰The feeling of being fucked.. no nope. No. Just no 😕
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kuueater: 2015 isn’t the “year of evangelion jokes”, this website hasn’t fucking shut up about evangelion since i got here
