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Your brother knew how to shut up your bimbo wife…
“Were you surprised? Jenny and Amanda told me they were going to give you a surprise mini-bachelorette party a week ago and I had a really hard time keeping my mouth shut about it. My friends sure aren’t intending a surprise for my bachelor
evilcheatingbitch: Remember that neighbor guy that keeps driving by and waving every time I’m outside? He stopped by today while you were at work. Oh shut up, you don’t have to worry about him. He’s not even my type.
“Shhhhhhhhh!” her dad whispered in her ear. “Don’t say a word! I’m doing this for you!”She clutched her father’s arms and squeezed her eyes tightly shut as she felt her first orgasm approaching, but the hand he’d clamped over her mouth
yourblowjobprincess: - “Beg me to go deeper,“ he whispers, the warmth of his breath caressing my delicate neck. “I wanna hear you plead, you fuckin’ tease.” I whimper girlishly, violet eyes squeezed shut, blonde locks tussled and
A good way to shut those annoying ghetto rats up
Bitch shut UP!
just shut up now, fuckdoll.
Yes, honey, I’ve been fucked by men whose names I don’t know.You have licked the cum of men whose names neither of us know.
That is gnarly. Very creative. It’s hard to shut me up, but I don’t really know what to say~
(S) We like this! (M) Yes we do, my dear. Which fucktoy(s) shall we use this weekend? We have such an impressive collection…I’m thinking we let you pick this time and I’ll just shut up and take it. (S) i picked last time when i came home
daddysblog11: If I was you I’d keep my mouth fucking shut!! Unless you want your parents to walk in and see just how slutty their innocent daughter can be when she has a dick inside her
dirtyonepiececonfessions: “I’ve always wondered who would be the seme when it comes to Mihawk and Shanks…” ~Confession by lejestervixen. Dear… *tries to type the nick* Oh fuck it… Let me answer that for you. Mihawk. If he refuses
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
See? I got this new water bottle that is spill free and BPA free. It has this button that makes the top flip open and it’s pretty fucking rad. I’ll bet you can imagine how spectacularthe water bottle I really wanted was. :O
almost every shonen protagonist needs this fucking memo.
doortotomorrow: (1x08 l 1x12) Parallels - Nine and Rose shutting down in reacting to each others “deaths”.
llanval: japankasasagi: deliciouskaek: kyssthis16: str8nochaser: onefancynegro: BOOM Crickets…. So he never sat in on a class, but chose to shut down the whole program. Cool. I swurrtagot these people are belligerent dummies for fun. Their motto
wankntoss: Shut up and take it like a man, bitch! Big brother’s home from college - and brought some friends…
well thats one way to shut him up?
the-green-lion-of-voltron: Pidge shutting down the hack Season 6 Episode 5
Am i gross if i want to draw and sell cute things but my main bag is still pin ups and porn? I want to vend conventions…but if some poor fuck buys a cute Applejack chibi at a convention and then goes to my tumblr i might melt their decency and
skuttz: My neck is fucked up dudes.One wrong sneeze and it hurts to look down and my neck is grinding worse.I guess its time for a short break from working :( got a dr appointme t and trying to get into some more physical therapy again. Got more meds
So, I’m in San Diego today. I was planning to take the I-15 back to my home further north so I could finish up a drawing before the weekend, but… The I-15 is completely shut down right now. And any other road alternate I can take is ALSO
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
dont-give-a-fuck-club:“You’re so quiet” I wish you were too
This is me, every time, on my first day off after a work week at the dog kennel. My body just fucking shuts down cuz the job is so physically demanding. I made plans with a friend from the past today but I was too debilitated to bus/bike to Tampa.
lunchparade: black-to-the-bones: How is this not national news?! Are they shutting off the water to be able to access the water lines, so they can fix them or…?
enecoo: valentineliketheholiday: enecoo: mood A prime example of how people try to slap the word “mood” or “currently” on the most blandest shit, basic as fuck shut
firmmaster: alyssam223: bimbobreeding: Cock goes in, mind goes off. 🍆👸🏻 Mmmmm shut my mind off Watching her eyes roll back in her head as she slips over into sub space
kirbydeluxe: any political event: [happens] some fucking shut-in nerd who feels compelled to compare everything to harry potter:
Trump quietly shuts down HIV cure research to appease the religious right
denchgang: dialupmodem: denchgang: scottthepilgrim: urtube: scottthepilgrim: chocolate milk with mac n cheese and chicken? why dont any of you love yourselves Alright vegan, relax? man even if i wasnt vegan that concoction is nasty as fuck shut
gilotyna815: madbunny1010:GUYS ROBBIE DRAWS SHITTY ANIME DRAWINGS OF HIM AND WENDY. WHAT A FUCKING WEEB.
Trying that whole “draw from a graph” reference style and IT IS SO FUCKING HARD????
robertdeniro: So, because I’m a beautiful woman, the only reason any man wants to talk to me is because he wants to fuck me? Is that what you’re saying?
10secondfreckle: they do realize ‘gamer’ is not a male specific term right? like they dont have to say ‘female gamer’ its like saying ‘doctor’ and ‘female doctor’ like fucking shut up
fuckyeahhugepenis: men2love: “She gets home, I’m just going to tell her I’m watching TV.” “Okay” Using a live boy like an inflatable doll for a fast four minute nut after ordering him a few times to “Shut up!” when he is moaning too
buckbarrow: buckbarrow: buckbarrow: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT still Hangin with Yo frienz one year
rotatingfloor: theanchorisgettingheavy: rotatingfloor: found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse. shut your
No wait I got it. It’s Gonna Get Weirder-verse Bilbo and Kili in sweaters that say “My gender is shut up.”
charlie day needs to shut up
cylonqueen: definingenigma: OKAY, BUT FAN BINGBING IS FLAWLESS! SHUTTING IT DOWN ON THE MET GALA RED CARPET. THIS LOOK IS EVERYTHING! Absolutely my FAVOURITE dress of the night!
ariofthesea: Fabulous Cockatoo: 1 Japanese Angry Bird: 0 Based off of this fantastic vine by Tom Sanders Also please please click each image I swear they’re not grainy and it’s Tumblr fucking that up -_-
thranduskul: i didn’t understand this for a second and i was like why the fuck are you drinking sake out of a coffee mug
melody-garnet: figsandnewtons: This isn’t alarmist. An entire field of study was just shut down with no debate. And there’s a gag-order for staffers. HOLY SHIT GUYS
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Read More Read More Once the pace was picked up, Havoc let out a sound he didn’t even know he could make and squeezed his eyes shut. His fingers dug into Orion’s upper back and his heels pressed
the-macra: the-macra: fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual thank you. snakes are gay now
malspace: …I’m not crying, you’re crying. Shut up.
mutsuu: "Shut up!"
tanteitime: nonukesthanks: tumblr implemented on-blog advertising, which is why blog theme html keeps getting messed up. To shut it off: Click the ‘person’ icon in the top right Select ‘Settings’ Select your blog from the column on the right
cyberratting: New product of the live-write <3 be aware that it’s shimadacest Hanzo slips inside Genji’s room like a shadow. Still, the door could not slide shut behind him fast enough for his taste, fingers already hovering impatiently above
URGENT: STRAIGHT MALE ALLIES NEEDED TO SHUT DOWN LEGAL RAPE “INTERNATIONAL MEETING”
MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?! JUST LIKE THAT?! GODDAMN THAT S NOT FAIR TO HER CHARACTER!
perplexistan: thexfilesbabe: I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME #it will never cease to delight me that scully #the “rational scientist” the “by the book agent” #literally goes around shouting at people to shut up; pulling her gun; and generally
the-real-goddamazon: crownprince81: jamarcoaaronshaw: Yes!!! Yup. Every song these days is “ALL MY BITCHES IS FOREIGN AND LATINA” Like yo, shut up and go live in Europe (since that’s what’s you actually mean by ‘foreign’ anyway).
thatpettyblackgirl: “OPEN AND SHUT CASE JOHNSON!!” #BothamJean This was a reprisal of the same joke from his earlier comedy special, when the “cop” said “I’ve seen this earlier in my career” it was a nod to when
Okay so my Laptop crash and is fucked up but I fixed by playing with the Reboot setting and….I fixed it….omg
vicsecretmodels: marbelll: rigaya: oscarisaacslut: mariah-do-not-care-y: i love it fucking shut them down ME !!!!! Queen
dylibird: Blood elves are equal in combat. Female blood elves are on the front lines. Male blood elves help heal the injured back home. Not one is more superior than the other. Fucking shut up and deal with the fact this world’s treatment of women