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mickpjolly: I was walking through this neighborhood and this fucking asshole rock scared the shit out of me I swear to god
xelethaine: mori-girl-life: Saying Hello to the Dragon. That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.
Seriously? Is it really a thing where guys who have long hair, and a fucking goatee/beard are considered douches along with the people who wear Trilbies now? Why is that, Honestly, I want to know why me feeling comfortable in my own skin is such a problem
frickfrackitschloe: broadstripes-and-brightstars: goddessoframdomness: preachthepowerchord: nikktheconqueerer: are you fucking kidding me apparently america is not readygive us a gay princess anyway not just a gay princess, a gay everything, give
iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY FUCKING
thatdisneylover: marmarbinks3: I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
siphersaysstuff: skillzyo: so yeah saw something on facebook that really pissed me off because I worked at McDonalds for three years. I wonder what percentage of people arguing against a minimum wage hike have never worked a fucking minimum-wage
slythergin: slytherin-elsa: My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST
dampsandwich: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
kawaiimistake: xelethaine: mori-girl-life: Saying Hello to the Dragon. That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise. Full image here
kittykatparadox: brs-official: laughing-llama: genufa: sigur-roskolnikov: This tree makes の sense. *spits coffee* Are you fucking kidding me. #For the people who don’t know:#The character ‘の’ is pronounced as ‘no’#Also the tree
fanduhm: mysterylnc: thisisrelatable: shithappens-but-lifegoeson: damn thats powerful one of my favorite posts here this fucking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand omg
datsweetberrypunch: mechanical-taco: ermagerdkperp: nowyoukno: celebrities-are-assassins: nowyoukno bugs the undying fuck out of me for some reason that i can’t adequately explain. i hate that blog Well, it hates you too. Didn’t you see the
0boko: I don’t want more. I don’t want any. I want you to get the fuck out of my face and stop trying to sell me cleaning products from the afterlife. You were a great man and all that jazz, but c’mon. It’s time to pass on.
scottthepilgrim: it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
jaegertechnology: lifesneverhumdrum: jaegertechnology: jaegertechnology: jaegertechnology: I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG
aviholic: lanaatdelrey: uncensoredhijabii: the-real-t-nasty: -teesa-: 3.24.14 omfg fucking idiots i swear Jon’s expression is dry af. His patience been expired. AMERICAN MEDIA MAKES ME PROJECTILE VOMIT.
xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis. Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people feel guilty for existing
swedishjazz: catsareassholes: this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone
yungterra: I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9. I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful
wellheyproductions: queefstiel: little-lark: thesp00ky: jobforawhatlord: darrynek: is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE
larry-the-tiger: sweetdreamr: icecooly94: teacupnosaucer: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job. women in trades are treated like such fucking
iguanamouth: divpotterdemitributebender: calmunderwater: And remember that I love you even at my worst. this now i can show this to everyone who’s like “you’re kinda quiet today what’s wrong” and they can finally leave me the fuck alone
taikonaut: I FUCKED UP. DON’T LOOK AT ME.
divpotterdemitributebender: calmunderwater: And remember that I love you even at my worst. this now i can show this to everyone who’s like “you’re kinda quiet today what’s wrong” and they can finally leave me the fuck alone
Facebook won’t fucking tell me if people have seen my messages anymore So, I’m never sure if I’m being ignored or if they haven’t seen it yet. wtf.
turningthetech: you`re fucking kidding me
wingedcounsellor: caseps: michaxl: nickiminajvevo: can anyone make this transparent for me pls? im sorry i made an alternate version (drag it) WHAT THE FUCK
heicho-u: my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very
itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of this site, Oh my
dont-mind-me-but-i: guccimanesbartchain: This is why vine was created fuCK
urtube: actionables: hotsuburbandad: reallylameblog: galaxys4: lightningflies: I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET this dude nasty as fuck im gagging This post upsets me everything about this is
salvatoreharan: metangy: farmers using snapchat is such a fucking concept to me Edgar is the one in the hole
manabuluigi: my review of Ubi’s E3 FUCKING AC UNITY, AND TOM CLANCY’S DIVISION, ARE YOU SHITTING ME, SON?
punchdrunklove: ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid: If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me. This breaks my heart, who the fuck would do that
regretisfortheliving: bowtiesarecool4: This is deep, man one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
lady-tromboss: this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
damegreywulf: pemwin: ladybowtheboo: asobita-i: Reblog for the last one it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever
ccoasters: ccoasters: ccoasters: ccoasters: when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me 贄 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS “RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE”
strobeyclause: are you fucking shitting me right now
yungterra: br0e i go fucking wild when i see people change they blog title to something I posted like yea!!!! that me!!!!!
adweeb: Actually one of the best nights of my life holy fuCK AND CREEPYPASTAJR HUGGED ME AND I GOT TO SEE MR CREEPY PASTA IM LITERALLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NWO
sadsk8r: doctors: why are all your bones broken me: totally gnarly kick flip doctors: fucking savage bro
eatpussylivehappy: bebereaves: sh4ne: euro-trotter: neofriend: edwad: this is so fucked up For the love of god I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting
butturscotch: stay-in-reality-liberals: skies-ofskaia: barrelsofdwarrows: sign-of-innocence: see-kevin: World History in a nutshell. This is literally the best fucking metaphor for World History and you cannot tell me otherwise. Except no, this
salzarslytherin: The Last of Us Optional Conversations ‘You’re totally fucking with me.’
yungterra: I’m really disgusted that people are trying to defend the FPD. If you really think the FPD’s actions are justified you can unfollow me right fucking now because I think you’re absolutely revolting.
ssleepover: the music gets me every fucking time omg
searchiebutt: ponies-on-paper: In what fucking way does he deserve to be pepper sprayed Tell me People are reblogging this saying that its good he was pepper sprayed its assault stop glorifying it
yungterra: me: hey bud nice clan tag how old are you? him: *seventh grader who listens to ICP voice* fuck you skell-toe-ton IF YOU DONT KNOW my dad is a service tech at Comcast and he can route your IP and hit you offline AND I bet you don’t even have
nikkiehagedoorn: superlote: floozys: famous boys who are getting SERIOUS cash thanks to their 99% teenage girl fanbase yet still spew out negative shit about teenage girls, annoy me to no fucking end i mean anyone being assholes to teenage girls piss
dragonsandbutts: sciencetoastudent: thepageofhopes: signifi-cunt: liberalsarecool: One of the reasons your tuition is high and classes are getting cut. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME fact checked and…apparently this is completely correct. And people
brightchimeradragon: just-bx: Just SCience IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
revengeance: Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired? Me: Mom you fucking casual
usb-dongle: don’t you fucking test me i will draw this porn i swear to god i’m doing it
dr-vulpine: madeh: fuck-yeah-online-shopping: Ears & Paws Jacket (ำ.99) Ok who wants to get matching coats with me Adorbs
loki-in-wonderland: rosalui: this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME I want to live in it.
