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tf-servant: A little while ago Jake and Jason were the same size. They were boyfriends and gym buddies at the same time. The only problem in their relationship was that they were both tops. They’d constantly fight who was to fuck who. They tried decided
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igotponygifs: >Joining a Battlefield 3 Rush game on US side.>Admin switches me to other team while in the class loadout section.>Now attacking“Wait. Wasnt i just defending that M-Com?” I get so fucking confused when this happens, its
dat-ensayne: This… I don’t care if you don’t like futa, this is fucking hot to me, ok? Oh my. That’s cool, and creepily sexy at the same time. O.O
rydellk: so I’m on the subway and I overhear these people and one yells “DAMN NIGGA GIVE ME THE MONEY” and another was like “I’LL FUCK YOU UP RIGHT HERE BRUH YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT” and the other yelled “DAMN SON YOU KNOW HE SELLS THE BEST
incestiousfeelings: Waking up still tipsy from last night drinking session, i was amazed how big daddy’s cock was, even more amazed at how thick uncle Jake’s cock was. I somehow knew that they both fucked me raw last night but today, I am making
getsmewett: Can Jake fuck me like this?!
mastercraftbbq: fartknuckles: mastercraftbbq: fartknuckles: reblog to spread the word I don’t know who you are, I don’t know why you posted this. But if you think your mild discomfort will stop me, I can tell you I don’t have enough fucks
ask-lightning-tester: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP aliens…..
scuumbag: third time being on my blog in the last week but this is fucking hilarious to me
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
donttryandfixme: This would scare me SO FUCKING BAD if it were to happen. ;____;
biggiegraf: sounds-like-insanity: everything-is-so-worthless: i-just-wish-i-was-good-enough: savyboobearleigh: Holy fuck this is sick. Love me christoferdrew. fucking love this. fav wadda beaut❤❤❤❤❤
allthatyouknowisfallingapart: lightrod: uumbreon: excuse me. wat. HOLY FUCKING WAT. WAT
tie-dyed0cean: acoustic-sunset: genies: xemptyinsidex: This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen. i wish i could draw my life is a joke are you fucking kidding me i thought this was a photo
dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow: iamtonysexual: lilmissfussyfangs: churaghost: littlel4dthings: yeahcosplayyeah: Witch; Left 4 Dead This is cosplayTHIS IS COSPLAY OH holy shit excuse me Are you fucking kidding me
temporalpairofsocks: not-princehamlet: peegan: i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE”
fleurdilys: whats-good-young-hoe: Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk i swear i tried not to reblog this.
shadowfaxthellamawizard: shadowkixx: leadhooves: 4231geronimo: memyselfandbryan: nkfr: insolacion: Unknown by Alexandre Bordereau I’m really upset. way to freak me out is that the fucking hash slinging slasher THE FLASH BLINGING DASHER
botabu: botabu: tryingtooeasy: botabu: people who don’t want to fuck dragons Excuse me what?People want this?
lnnea: ricesandaloo: lnnea: My mum uses a picture of me as her bookmark you’re like fucking 12 gtfo of tumblr son I don’t know if you know this but parents sometimes take pictures of their kids when their young and keep them and so when they’re
furrynation: fucked-up-and-fabul0us: it anoys me that people assume all im interested in is sex. i like reading books and going to galleries. i write poetry and often recite. i like long walks in the dark and staying out to watch stars,cute movies
homosexualfrustration: mycroftismight: nomittens4kittens: mycroftismight: blaperture-mesa: queenofcandyland: why do you hurt me so oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing,
fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
jackstroubleinatanktop: ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean: my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how??? but then this is how costco doesnt fuck around
theribbitking: toastradamus: HOW ARE KANGAROOS SO FUCKING BUFF THIS IS LEGIT SCARING ME i thought this was photoshopped so i googled it i feel like ive just googled the furry equivalent of those fireman pinup calendars
hyperactivetardis: davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT
beyonceforbreakfast: tazerbitchinheels: homochitto: because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun “PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!” my name is phillip so that comment startled me for a second
frau-haile: snowyenjolras: are you fucking kidding me right now? the original post was a picture of an angel crying over someone’s grave. the op stated that they just wanted the post to be left alone for once out of respect, without any fandom bloggers.
giraffesdontplayfootball: JOSH FUCKING PECK CAME INTO MY WORK TONIGHT. I heard a customer ask where the sweet tea was, and looked up and I nearly had a panic attack, and all he said is, “Quit being weird and come get a picture with me!” (Ignore the
musicsavedmefromme: antiantimatter: Friend?FRIEND?!FRIEND!!! This makes me so fucking happy
medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv
420queef: oprahsmom: ejacutastic: and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women this makes me sick are people fucking serious
tonemonotone: NO BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING HAPPY THIS MAKES ME EVER SINCE I WAS A KID ALL IVE WANTED TO DO WAS HUG THIS FUCKING SCIENTIFIC SLAP IN THE FACE OF GOD. JUST HUG HIM AND TELL HIM EVERYTHING WOULD BE O KAY AND NOW FIFTENFUCKING YEARS
lovesickyandere: “Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me. Everyone - fucking except for you!”
mr-gerbear: lady-johnlock: lemon-the-epic: OH COME ON ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.
thfuch: 5sosmichael: goldcole: when-u-find-me: psychotic-torture: I’ve never seen something so sickening and disgusting in my entire life. Beliebers need to chill the fuck out✋ He could’ve killed someones family, or even your family. Drinking
mrstandrakshaye: newfoundseth: byyourleave: Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art. This is fucking art. Damn….. At very first I like, didn’t understand what he was doing with the palette knife, and then I was like YOU ARE NOT YOU FUCKING
ittybittynymphette: I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.
visit-me-here-in-wonderland: heart-snatchers: crossingwithmillie: bewvitched: zillyhee: andrewrourke: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT NO WHAT THE FUCK ill try it but i doubt it will hap- FUCK
aroihkin: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T
suckmyphallus: thE FUCKING TEXT IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME IM GONNA FUCKIGN PSIS MYSELF
searchiebutt: skrill-nye: pencilstab: THAT CHIMERA EPISODE FROM FMA IS FUCKED UP DUDE WHAT THE HELL GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY DID YOU REMIND ME I LOVE HOW IT EXPONENTIALLY GETS WORSE AS THE SHOW GOES ON
kurpie: tartii: princessxrose: b-0-0-h-0-0: noshameshane: heartmindcivilwar: avenidarevolution: Victims Of Religion I have never said what the fuck more to any single post in the history of tumblr, This makes me physically ill. This makes me
themajorfletch: memewhore: thatslatebluewolf: That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT” Me all fucking summer. I def prefer it to be colder than hot… why I don’t complain during winter even tho it still sucks. WAY better
the-fourth-survivor: ninjakato: ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE “EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!” I’M FUCKING CRYING I CAN’T STOP HELP ME
basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about
shittier: niggaimdeadass: Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
ponkoporo: jarvofbutts: jarvofgalen: - COPS WANT TO PHOTOGRAPH KID’S ERECTION - Can somebody tell me WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with the lawmakers of this fucking society? So they make laws to stop people from molesting children by forcefully taking
cyberjock: cyberjock: I can’t get over girls with glasses in anime because they literally fucking make them invisible. like i get ur trying to show her eyes but this bothers the fuck outa me. WHY???
monkeysky: drsonic1: krobats: yoshis10: krobats: joyisnothere: krobats: rest in peace you fucking onion fairy are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy? rest in peace
rubee: nigga-chan: i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway
dontbeanassbutt:moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:iamtonysexual: sherlock-mania: remember-pants-terezi: heyxkids: YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME I
aminoasinine: drtanner: beesmygod: this guys dishonored strats are fucking bananas PLEASE watch this it makes me want to get Good at the game WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCK
calmnivore: polks: There have been a lot of entitled posts about LIKES DON’T GIVE ME EXPOSURE, REBLOG MY STUFF!! to which I say: fuck you, pay me for advertising. No one owes your ass reblogs just bc you want more attention. get over it. Guilting
jeza-red: iosefka: you: there are no truly good characters in bloodborne me: you: holy fuck *clears throat* FUCKING GILBERT!!!!!
cigarjon: ultra-chicock-love: jake-uk: Fuck Me, would love him to be up in my face like this (Vid from Cigarstuds on ThisVid - no idea where from originally!) Please follow me on “My Purgatory”: http://ultra-chicock-love.tumblr.com HOT GAR GUY…..
