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rlyhigh: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found
hoodratmendes: rlyhigh: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this
timeandbananas: asparklethatisblue: masswisteria answered: 3/Delgado! 10/Simm! I OFFER YOU MY FIRSTBORN AND/OR SEVERAL VIRGINS AS TRIBUTE.. There you go ^^ I think the Master would have her hair tied in a bun or open, depending on the situation
blighttown-at-5fps-while-invaded: tatter-demallion: I made a bunch of these because I’m a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge nerd Part 1 of I dunno that 4th one Firstborn confirmed for Solar Justice Warrior
sageofsarcasm: Markiplier has two modes and it’s either inspirational, believes in and cares about you on a personal level, or absolutely cursed fuck who will eat your firstborn child because you asked a question in a live stream. anger. you are on
cassandamn: friend: makes a typome: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
thebootydiaries: unwieldyinsomniac: I will give the blood of my firstborn to thebootydiaries i also take paypal or giftcard jesus fuck
dyslexic-daedra: cosmicbiologist: firstborn-of-akatosh: firstborn-of-akatosh: tiredbosmerboy: skavenscreechings: sock-drawer-jeffery: uesp: Did You Know: Thanks to the Hist, Argonians can switch genders? THE HIST SAID TRANS RIGHTS No, they
firstborn-of-akatosh: brujahinaskirt: modding skyrim be like
little-bayleaf: Eldi The firstborn of the Emperor Ganondorf and Empress Zelda. The avatar of the Titan-Goddess Din. Wanted to take a break from #mermay
jcatgrl: copperbadge: persinetteinthetower: moriartythetease: So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle? I need a book
alpine-strider:toskarin:reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.Absolutely based quote my dude
only-1-a: catphistopheles: writing-prompt-s: Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed. Y’all get together to discuss your options
gwydionmisha: only-1-a: catphistopheles: writing-prompt-s: Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed. Y’all get together to
pinkwitchpunk: hexglyphs: hexglyphs: hexglyphs: oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single??? brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date my firstborn child has been stolen your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”
chaumas-deactivated20230115:if you invite me to your child’s christening, i won’t go. who has the time for that. i hate jesus. but if you don’t invite me I’m going to show up and curse you and your firstborn and your vassals and all your subjects
la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk. LoL
historyofromanovs: “Hemophilia is as old as man. It has come down through the centuries, misted in legend, shrouded with the dark dread of a hereditary curse. In the Egypt of the Pharaohs, a woman was forbidden to bear further children if her firstborn
remademyblog: I am Merida. Firstborn descendant of Clan Dun Broch and I’ll be shooting for my own hand.
slbtumblng: Dan Danni’s firstborn and the apple of mama’s eyes. He’s half-Human/Giant and that’s a big disadvantage when it comes to help his family on their blacksmiths business. But he’s a smart guy and Danni support and encourage him, although
slewdbtumblng: slbtumblng: Dan Danni’s firstborn and the apple of mama’s eyes. He’s half-Human/Giant and that’s a big disadvantage when it comes to help his family on their blacksmiths business. But he’s a smart guy and Danni support and encourage
vardaesque: saevuswinds: vardaesque: you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that
photosynthesexual: running-hunting-deducing: sherdoor: smallnico: if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn except if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be
pointyearedelvishprinceling: The Firstborn meme 1/3 flashbacks ~ Elrond in the War of the Last Alliance
whoawhoadenise: fantastic-and-screaming: le-watermelon: my sister gave me a meme coloring book for christmas BUY THIS FOR ME AND I’LL NAME MY FIRSTBORN AFTER YOU lord know how much I need this
thegoodsonisbad: akumyo: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/programmes/computers/dd.shtml this will be the name of my firstborn
halfwit:rslashrats:i want my firstborn to be named folder second born named folder(1)
naomisnaughtynook: babeobaggins: nosdrinker: lordoftheinternet: squidwardchan: holy fucking shit you know, he has a point I want him to be the godfather of my firstborn I’m crying I think I love this man an hero
cattchi: happy birthday to my firstborn child whom i love
hr-glitter-hr: only-1-a: catphistopheles: writing-prompt-s: Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed. Y’all get together to
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns
ironmanstan: ironmanstan: firstborn children are the dumbest currency ever lmao what if i never planned on having a child huh? ye hi Old Witch From Forest i want abs and four billion dollars you can have all my children in return tbh shut up you Dumb
azor-the-lawbringer: firstborn-of-akatosh: brujahinaskirt: modding skyrim be like
mrvvorldwide: Yeah you can unfollow me but when your firstborn child goes missing don’t say I didn’t warn you
gorgeousnessss:BEATRIX POTTER 1ST EDITION 1ST ISSUE. CONCERTINA STYLE. FIERCE BAD RABBIT 1906 I would literally exchange my firstborn child for a copy of this (alas, I do not have any children to barter with……yet).
spine-tinglers: Carnival of Souls (1962) dir. Herk Harvey
mommy-cuteella: la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk. Holy shit.
penguin-of-doom: What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold? No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
jcatgrl:copperbadge:persinetteinthetower:moriartythetease: So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle? I need a book about
melerio: the firstborn son and his brothers&sisters&brothers&sisters…
batcii: my firstborn son had a birthday today
colourthysoul: Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema - Death of the Pharaoh’s Firstborn Son (ca. 1872)
la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
themarvelcinematicuniverse: Thor: Ragnarok (2017) I am Hela. Odin’s firstborn. Commander of the legions of Asgard. The rightful heir to the throne, and the Goddess of Death.
bayleafpaprika: “I am Hela. Odin’s firstborn. Commander of the legions of Asgard. The rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death.”
justiceleague: At last, the firstborn of beloved Queen Atlanna.
smallnico: if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn except if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus that is the equivalent of naming your children
