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fastball48 - that’s great.  Except, you just demonstrated that you didn’t read my actual response.  Even if the picture is “fake†(really a bad word here, unless the two people aren’t actually fucking – and they seem to be), that doesnâ
guiltiestguiltypleasures: kirigayakazuto01: How do I post gifs? Is that a serious question? It’s the same way you post images, except you have to wait a few seconds for it to post.Â
Brand new one by Barbarianbabes! Like herding cats… except you are the teacher and the cats are sexy coeds! These freshmen hotties are a handful and teaching class won’t be easy. Time for some sexy spankin’ discipline! You don’t
censorednudity: It’s for everyone else to see except you, hubby. Why don’t you go jack off and think about what everyone else is getting……me.
jasperzilla: moose-shampoo: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. You missed some of the best ones These are my people
bangsandtales: “What is depression like?” He asked. “It’s like drowning. Except you can see everyone around you breathing.” Me gustó la imagen
toolesbiantofunction: Except you did Shayne… you did…
itsacrimetheme: #017 Except you’re boring# Static preview here and get the code here or here Features: # there is an option to add 6 custom links (adding more manually is possible). This theme also supports pages (in which you can check
your face good sir, i hope you realise that.
supernaturalapocalypse: I’d rather spend an eternity in Hell with you than a day in Heaven without you. Season 10 - Twisted AU in which Dean acts like a true demon. The normal demon cure does not work, and there is no cure for the Mark. This new
youre-not-salinger: hookersorcake: In the future we could visit whomever we wanted, wherever we wanted; via the hologram. All you needed was the right equipement. It was just like being there, except you weren’t. Remember the first celebrity holo-progra
funny-picturez: “Avengers Assemble! Except you Black Widow. You stay home.”
adventuretime: BMO Innards Blarg. You ever get that feeling everyone in the world except you is full of talent and cleverness? Straight on the heels of Karen’s Bubblegum and Penelope’s Marceline print/Tee comes Justin Edwards’s “BMO Innards”
joshandpizza: legit-writing-tips: Shamchat.com - like Omegle, except you pretend to be someone you’re not. Might be a fun way to roleplay, mess around with character types, archetypes, etc. Enjoy! Oh my god yes
That awkward moment when no one else is laughing except you and you can't stop.
toke-dont-choke: nineeyedoracle: Story of my life. Lol except you should only take naps when you realllly need them otherwise they can do more harm than good
I use red cause I like it (and it easier to shade) but there’s a blank there to color yourself. It’s like those bullshit pintrest projects that boring house frau types try to do and pretend their artsy except…you know…awesome. (Bonus
zombieeatsmarshmallow: I hate the fact that everyone knows how much I love you. Except you
just-shower-thoughts:If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except you This dude is deep, yo.
Of course you wouldn’t be mad: nobody can be expected to be chaste for such a long time. Except you.
“Ok, Guardians! Let’s go on a field trip to the Alien Registration Center…except you, Rocket. What? Why are all of you looking at your Star-Lord like that?” Impersonation is 9/10ths of the Law. Courtesy of DrawFriend Sprakat.
Read it on AO3: Chap 1 Chap 2 Chap 3 Chap 4Read it here: Chap 1 Chap 2 Chap 3Chap 4 under the cut!Jasper’s door slid open on the ninth knock. “I heard you the first time,” she snarled.“Then you should’ve answered the first time.” Her
the-great-bambino: joshandpizza: legit-writing-tips: Shamchat.com - like Omegle, except you pretend to be someone you’re not. Might be a fun way to roleplay, mess around with character types, archetypes, etc. Enjoy! Oh my god yes
hermahoganysoul: someday-itwillbeokay: yunzi: A bus stop with swings Except the truth is even better. This is in montreal and every summer they put up a series of musical swings. If you look in the background you can see more people swinging away.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag is it fandom??? is it feminist rants??? is it food??? who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in
banshee-strikes: when people trash something you like and you cant say anything because literally everyone dislikes it except you
ap-kinda-lit:Sasuke: Listen here, assholes—Sasuke: Except you, Sakura. You’re amazing and it’s an honor to have you here with us.
sylferino: good alternatives to tumblr: Google: you can search anything you want, even NSFW there are like no restrictions except you cant follow other people CNN: pretty sure theres no CP here or someone will get in big trouble. also a place to find
carsonphillips: I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice except you have to shave your legs
dookiediamonds: witchomo: I am honestly so fed up with how much people over-glorify this girl like I’m physically exhausted You let white man tell you about your self. Shit you should know. Have a seat and get comfy Bruh.
cawcawmotherfuckerr: tumblr is like a nightclub and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here but then he looks at robert pattinson and just gives him this knowing nod like except you you can stay
knowhomo: Personal Note: It is important to remember that no one can define your sexuality except you. It is even more important that you give yourself permission to (safely) explore and mature in your definition/the terms you use to describe yourself.
goldenmage: here on tumblr.com we treat everyone with respect!!! oh but except for most religious people, especially christians people who aren’t feminists people who are thin and/or underweight republicans people who like sports or are athletic anyone
What is New Years when you don’t have any friends same old regular Tuesday except I don’t have to get up at 5am 👍🏻
slayboybunny:dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
bohemianrhapsodomy: isitmadness: nearlydrowning: youvebeen-loki-d: Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes CRYING BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS EXCEPT YOU LOKI I AM DYING FUCK YOU SANTA
viviandarkbloom: korra: What if one day you woke up and Tumblr didn’t exist like you’d type in the URL and nothing would come up and nobody except you had ever heard of a site called Tumblr
writing-prompt-s: You wake up in a universe where everyone is ALWAYS super strong except you. You’re saught after as a hero for delicate missions where precision and minimal structural damage is ideal.
repllicunt: have you ever had legitimate crush on a actor like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
raisel-the-riveter:possibly my favorite tumblr linguistics thing is the one where you want to all caps a phrase but you leave just the first letter lowercase to demonstrate that you’ve sUDDENLY BEEN OVERCOME BY EMOTION
poundherfloodher: If you get home before her, clean up the house and do the cooking. Call her and tell her you’ve got it covered. Let her come home with no worries on her mind, and no other thoughts except you.Masturbate. Keep it brief. Make
mrspider-deactivated20221213:i get so irrationally angry at phone calls unless i love you. like no you cannot disturb me….. except you specifically can actually
guns-and-humor:She’s such a whore!! Sad part is you already have a whore as the first lady so what’s new , get over the name calling all you good Republican racists except you lost
The next time you fail Me, My sultry slut, this is how you will be punished ….. Except you will use the bristle side~!
jackandallison2: Happy sexy sunday to the both of you 🌺 I always feel a little extra naught and playfull, when I’m wearing my favorite dress - and noone (Except you, of course!) knows what’s underneath 😈 You look gorgeous in that dress!
Your scent on this blanket is so strong. Laying down with it is almost like being held by you when I feel like shit. Except your arms aren’t pulling me in closer, my face isn’t resting up against your white shirt and you’re not wiping
littlefairypanties:Putting “18+” in your bio doesn’t tell me anything except you post 18+ content. Put your age or I’ll just assume you’re a child and I’ll block you
jihaad: tariqah: Lesbian diagnosis: Did you like Shego from Kim Possible? Was Buttercup your favourite power puff girl? Did you just simply not care for superheroes? alternatively: was the only superhero you cared about raven from teen titans?
this-blank-canvas:He’s a 10 and gives you iced coffee and orgasms and plays with your hair. @ihavedaddyissuestoo you, except you’re a 12 😘😘😘
