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wp88: dirtykinkypigs: Man’s best friend Except you don’t kick you dog, while you kick your fag to the hospital….!
“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”
Hope you’re all having a great summer (except you Australians. I hope you’re not having a good summer at all!)And the rest of you Southern Hemispherers as well. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Perfect, now it just needs to stay looking like this all the time, permanently, even if you stopped stretching forever. Except you shouldn’t stop stretching - you should redouble your efforts and continue making your gape even more grossly ruined
chrysalis-army: i did a little quick thank you to everyone who said happy birthday to me yesterday! I know i missed a lot and i am sorry ;A; DONT HATE ME ;A; adurot askbadbloom askchangeling ask-dynamosparks askgargle ask-helix ask-king-sombra asklightki
thcrsthry: I fell in love with you like droplets in the ocean. Every facet of you was just a drip, but— but the ripples they caused were massive. I … all those times I should’ve been more plain with you; I’m in love with you.” - Droplets Ch
alphamachine: tigerskitten: alphamachine: tigerskitten: kittensplayground: ★кр★ Mmmm So fucking good. Except you know i would have my fingers inside you. yes you would
“Hey, Sato…” Amon looked over at Hiroshi. “What, what do you want?” Hiroshi seemed annoyed. “Do you need some help with your pants?” Amon said lustfully. “Amon, I thought I told you to stop blood-bending
youngbdsmcouple: Except, you’d be in the bathtub with the shower on cold until you beg for me to turn it off, then I’d pull you out and dry you off completely followed by a bit of rough play to warm you up. ;) —Dom
stupidcumslut: Hope you’re all having a great summer (except you Australians. I hope you’re not having a good summer at all!)And the rest of you Southern Hemispherers as well. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
yumyumsex: picmanbdsm: Imagine yourself as an interactive table center piece. All hide their identities except you. You are completely exposed. You are getting what you want. Humiliation, degradation, sexual touching gentle and rough, and all the while
I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy and bad slave
sarpedom: painequalspleasure: Push her down on your cock and when you let go, be all “Aww baby, I didn’t mean to hurt you! Are you okay?” except you don’t want her to fall in love for you.
cruelgirlfriend: A Bounty On Your Head Listen to me you disgusting little creature. I hate you. I totally fucking despise you. I only married you because of your money - you must have realised that - I fuck everyone except you. Do you know that I have
For those of you who might be wondering what Lapis was doing during The Exception That Proves The Rule. ;)
tomblr-in-action: Except you can’t stop aging, whereas you can definitely stop becoming frightfully obese. I also like how they wrote the original post gender neutral but tagged it with feminism. Are you guys stuck in a time warp?…
jaclcfrost: liking a character that’s You when you hate yourself is… something b/c you… hate yourself… they remind you of… yourself… you love this person that you realize solidly reminds you of you in a bunch of ways, good & bad. “hey
axolotlqueen: yeah a true love story except YOU GET A LIMITED AMOUNT OF THINGS YOU CAN DO SO THEN U GOTTA BUY ACTION POINTS WITH REAL MONEY BUT U DONT WANNA DO THAT SO YOU WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AND YOU KEEP PLAYING THE MINIGAMES TO GAIN ACTION POINTS
cawcawmotherfuckerr: tumblr is like a nightclub and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here but then he looks at robert pattinson and just gives him this knowing nod like except you you can stay
fyrpdownnout: The first conversation i had today. #AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I love them) #doyouwanttorideahorse? Mom: wow james! I wanted to message you but you messaged me first, it’s like magic! Dad: hey james, do you want to
delsinsfire: somedaythiswillbeclever: kamen-apple-kinkshaming: ok yall the one ending of bloodborne where you become an infant great one except you look like this thing i found in target What do you think @delsinsfire? I think it looks pretty legit.
Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore
ottteu: milk-chiller2: Do you ever get that very specific aching feeling that you get before going to an airport at dusk, except you’re not going to the airport, and it’s just because you looked at an overpass yes. precisely so.
I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy and bad slave
flr-captions: I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy
onaveridiansea: ultranos: sweet-on-you: boatlyrics: deafeningechoesofsilence: I wouldn’t vote for either of them. They’re both keeping secrets and will both turn this country to absolute shit. if you’re in america and you’re eligible to
1ruckus: Learn something everyday!! Why not this? What would you lose? Your old way of thinking, perhaps? No one has to know, except you… You may look back in hindsight and see this is true!!
“Well fine then you never have to see it again.” “Because you’re removing it?” “Because I’m never sleeping with you again you cock!” (John gets Sherlock an unfortunately positioned tattoo for his birthday
mercurybomber: ….are you a sour candy or sweet candy person….are you a pastel or neon person….are you a milkshake or smoothie person
zulidoodles: “Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you! Everyone of them’s bad! Except you ♪”
Is this you?
adamtorresismyhomeboy: carryonwaywardsoldier: malikortreat: #remembralls are the most fucking USELESS things in the entire magical realm#they don’t do shit except make you confused and upset for those of you still wondering, Neville forgot his robe
tom-sits-like-a-whore: as your girlfriend theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t
drakefan666: if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
pizzopaps: animal crossing is literally the best because everyone is so cute and is almost never rude to you when you say no to something and all anyone wants to do is invite you over to hang out or give you presents like shit that’s cute also it’s
rottenappleheart: browningtons: date someone who wants to be with you date someone who will always follow you date someone who will always try to help you date someone who will be there when you’re hurt date your healer #but if you date your healer
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
rainyazurehoodie: You know how you defeat Red and he disappears all of a sudden? Red you can’t escape now with Blue attach to you like weights. …except you got buff and would overpower him, but he will still chase you.
trackerjabbers-deactivated20150: Reindeers are better than people, Sven, don’t you think that’s true? Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you, everyone of them’s bad except you!
Guys, guys I just woke up from a crazy dream okay so like I was staying at an inn, and I was dressed up as Sophie from Graces, and Grace you were there too except you were Asbel. Pat you were there too, but you were Pascal. You rocked those skinny black
the-modern-courtesan: When you wake up to the same muffled sounds from their room that he had you making in your bed in the middle of the night only a few hours ago…..except you don’t hear him grunting and groaning the same way he does with you.
jordan–reet:Except you, because all pictures of you are good. Now you’re just being nice. Haha. I knew there was a reason I liked having you around.
keybladesoras: Yeah people will curse you and beat you and cheat you. Everyone of them’s bad except you.
gazzymouse: Anonymous asked you: Will you please make a gif set of an awkward dinner between tony, Steve, peter, and Gwen? Thank you!Anonymous asked you: What does Wade think of Peter/Gwen?
shoutout to all my transgender followers you are all beautiful and exceptionally wonderful thank you for being you
davegrohlslongjohns: mrrightandmrbubble: Trying to blend in at parties where everyone knows each other except you #Dave looks very motherly #like ‘you two have been behaving but YOU we will be having words later’ #and you’re sad Taylor
itsmeganprincess: No one can stop you from wearing the clothes that make you happy except you. Don’t let anybody tell you it is wrong. They are wrong.
largeandlovely: wyeasttokaala: Except for when you get so entrenched in relationships that turn out to be “wrong” you are put at an emotional and experience-based disadvantage when attempting to prepare for the so-called “right ones.”You can,
itsmeganprincess:No one can stop you from wearing the clothes that make you happy except you. Don’t let anybody tell you it is wrong. They are wrong.
worldofgallavich: Mickey feeling angry and/or teased: “Fuck you all. I hate every last one of you assholes.” *Points at Ian* “Except you, fucking love you. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves.”
more-than-useless:do you ever have those ultra nostalgic days where everything reminds you of something like the trees smell like your 13th birthday and a book cover reminds you of a winter three years ago and you step outside and it’s like walking
davidtvadmirer: bunnyonthebottom: Without the skirt. You’re a guy’s fantasy of the perfect “girlfriend”, except you’re a guy. Oh well, you can’t have everything…you’re gorgeous and who cares anyway.
isaacoscar: “I feel like boxing is very much like acting, except you’re just fighting yourself. You’re not allowing yourself to be defeated, you’re getting up after you’ve been knocked down, and you have to believe that you can win.” —
justgirlwatchinginsparetime: Venus Lux, again… You’d never suck cock. No, you’d never suck cock. Except you can’t take your eyes off her stroking that hard-on, it’s just so… You move forward, just to get a closer look, you’ve never seen
maceacm: As the days go by, and I fall more in love with you by the second, I always seem to fuck things up. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me, and nobody sees that except me. Nobody will ever realize that you are the bright side to
yourbeautifulhe-art: Though you can hear yourself, except you’re too loud for your own head, so you try to be quiet and calm, but you NEED people to hear you, and then your voice gets hoarse, and no one can ever hear you again because you’ve been
seiyuuslittleforest: I don’t know what to say except thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you very much. Kubou Mitsurou-sensei and all of YOI staff, Thank You.
thedarkestsun: i hate it when i say i hate everyone and then someones like ‘oh except me lol’ ha ha no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done
picmanbdsm: Imagine yourself as an interactive table center piece. All hide their identities except you. You are completely exposed. You are getting what you want. Humiliation, degradation, sexual touching gentle and rough, and all the while EVERYONE
