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sonnetscrewdriver: callmekitto: greenwithenby: jetgreguar: agrifuture: why does this actual, real life photo look like a nightmarish norman rockwell painting hell So is “trump” seriously not also a euphemism for “fart” in the US, or are
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote:I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
chirotus: ruthlesswoodcarver: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think
kinkshamer69:i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen david fincher’s academy award winning film
choodraws: there’s a euphemism here somewhere but i can’t find it(i’m kidding)
the-eupheme: love
bishopmyles: nicknamenyquil: bishopmyles: nicknamenyquil: y’all ever ate something so good your nipples got hard? I ate some cheesecake one time that was so good my dick got hard lol. just checking, “cheesecake” isn’t a euphemism for
alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for
kinkshamer69:i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen christoper nolan’s academy award winning
kinkshamer69: kinkshamer69: i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen david fincher’s academy
icecream-eaterrr: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized
vchrisi: bowleggedbeauty: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up
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kinkshamer69: kinkshamer69:i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen david fincher’s academy award
hotlearningwife: vaginaandmagirl: tsalagipolack:“boop it in the dick” is my new favorite euphemism for sex. “Can be punted” This is awesome. And very factual.
the45thpresidentialruger: algopop: How researchers trained their “biped” using ‘deep reinforcement learning.’ “deep reinforcement learning” is a weird euphemism for abusing your polygon boy with boxes
please god someone tell jason momoa that he is welcome to do literally anything he wants to me. literally anything. i would lick his toilet bowl if he asked and that’s not a euphemism like his actual toilet.
noyzhiphop: When people die, Punjabis tend to use the phrase “poorai ho gaie”, which is similar to saying someone has become complete. I always considered this to be a euphemism, much like saying someone has “passed away”, but the more I think
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and do
doobies-full-of-euphemism: So I stretched my ears to 20 mm 💕
love is just an euphemism for fear and pain
saltwaterandink: leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals. so if
leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals. so if you ever see “washing
mesogeios: Last week, I learned that the English language has more euphemisms for death than any other language. I learned that the ancient Greeks had no word for the colour blue and that the Hawain alphabet has only twelve letters. I spent last week
the-absolute-funniest-posts: misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: armydoctorpeterpotter: #WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS #I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND NOODLE MEANS BRAIN I THOUGHT THEY WERE MAKING A DICK EUPHEMISM # (X) yeah you were supposed to think that they
the-bright-path-deactivated2021:Trying to convince skinny people that calling myself fat isn’t an insult is fun.Me: I’m fat.Them: 😟 You’re not fat, you’re just… [euphemism for fat] 😥Me: I am fat though.Them: Stop putting
pigcatapult:A kind person whose social justice vocabulary is outdated or inadequate for the concepts they’re trying to communicate is a better person than anyone who’d rip them down as a bigot for not keeping up with the euphemism treadmill. Morality
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mylittlebrittany: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch
kinkshamer69: i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen christoper nolan’s academy award winning
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and
anonimoth replied to your post: A dounut pony? Wonder how she tastes on the inside? :3 to be honest i think that’s a euphemism for anuses but when I google’d it i get nothing but donut peaches so that’s kind of the same thing i think we had
I think they speak for all of us! I wouldn’t have minded taking a peek at his crowned stag hehehe
On euphemisms -
smokeybear9: Vitamin D is not just a euphemism.
silveranadalus: blacksupervillain: Let’s be real, “strong female character”, 90% of the time, is just a euphemism for “stereotypical white guy with stubble and a bad attitude.but a girl.” that’s why everyone’s getting their hopes up for
warrior-of-the-runes:prince-luffy:I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them. beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language
![the-bright-path-deactivated2021:Trying to convince skinny people that calling myself fat isn’t an insult is fun.Me: I’m fat.Them: 😟 You’re not fat, you’re just… [euphemism for fat] 😥Me: I am fat though.Them: Stop putting](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9381409d9288ba26340001eb6eddbb9a/d904c65079e57435-d8/s512x512u_c1/eff94c46ef1ee90da4fe8227526813f39bfa0cdf.png)
