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wingedcounsellor: leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals. so if
bowleggedbeauty: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch
leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals. so if you ever see “washing
michigrim: bloodpatternblue: this scene becomes atleast twice as entertaining when you are aware that the Japanese verb 抱きしめ(to be embraced) is a euphemism for getting fucked senseless the more you know I did not know that but that does entirely
Untranslatable Euphemism
I don’t think either of those terms are euphemisms but good point
kinkshamer69: i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen david fincher’s academy award winning
findingmeafter40: If you flip my switch I’ll flip yours Flipping switches. A new euphemism for sex. Or is it old and I just live a sheltered life?
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote:I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
mamoru: koolworu: youmu-konpaku: fun thing i just remembered in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism
soloontherocks: eupheme-butterfly: rubycosmos: lipstick-and-lightsabers: denism79.deviantart.com If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie. WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE Hey soloontherocks excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader
chescaleigh: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized
danceswchopstck: dsudis: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think
Is this a euphemism for Suicide Girls?
kinkshamer69:i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen david fincher’s academy award winning film
koolworu: youmu-konpaku: fun thing i just remembered in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism for bisexuality
arandomthot: “good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism
corvid-420:Since learning about some of the details behind Breonna Taylor’s late-night murder by pigs, it’s important to remember that “plain-clothes officer” is an American euphemism for secret police.
shinyrowletts: dunyun-rings: dunyun-rings: I like grass pokemon people keep reblogging this thinking it’s a euphemism for weed but I just actually like grass pokemon you dicks me
tyrannosaurus-rex: wagecucks: So I just found a site of euphemisms for (penis) masturbation and please, tag yourself.
tonysopranobignaturals:assoc-of-free-people:mysharona1987:Maybe because shared responsibility is a euphemism for oppression. Me when it’s my turn to do the dishes^
prince-luffy:I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
johncougartownmellencamp: soloontherocks: eupheme-butterfly: rubycosmos: lipstick-and-lightsabers: denism79.deviantart.com If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie. WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE Hey soloontherocks excuse me we need to talk
Not a euphemism
hotlearningwife:vaginaandmagirl: tsalagipolack:“boop it in the dick” is my new favorite euphemism for sex. “Can be punted” This is awesome. And very factual.
saltwaterandink: leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals. so if
jackaloper: thethespacecoyote: I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
sorrynotsorrybi: this shit takes such a toll on bi survivors, you know? Like I’m over here seeing headlines blatantly suggesting that Amber Heard’s “unhappy marriage” (what a gross euphemism for alleged abuse) is due to her being bi. That her
homelikecarcass:alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up
petrosaronis: Lolita; the byword for the attractiveness to a prepubescent girl. Lolita; the euphemism to child erotica videos. Lolita; a three syllable word as an excuse for adult men to ethically target ‘promiscuous’ girls for sexual advances. Lolita;
lexxercise: I’ve been doodling my yandere Animal Crossing mayor in between working on TCF pages. She’s reading a trashy fruit romance novel in the second ones because my friends were tweeting euphemisms about trading their native crops. We are classy
selamie: Why do we have so many euphemisms for the period like why is it so bad it’s just a period all the guys I know talk about masturbating while we’re standing right there like really. I’m just going to start saying “I’m bleeding on everything
ericnorseman: Hannibal’s euphemisms for people.
cravehiminallways212: howtotakecareofalittle: I like this this euphemism. -J Lol…nice. Lol….💋
delusionsofamuse: icecream-eaterrr: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and
izlow: I love this ship ! wait… no, “love” is an euphemism, I worship it ! wait… I bless it ! wait…DO NOT REPOST
darkinternalthoughts: 2truthsandaliewrosa: Santa. This is on my list. I’ve been a good girl. I swear. Ask around, they’ll tell you. Shouldn’t there be a “put this in my Christmas stocking” euphemism?
sugarmagic: A punishment game is something embarrassing a person has to do because they lost at something, like a bet or what-have-you. Also, in Japanese culture, “cat” is a euphemism for “bottom,” in gay slang, hence Todoroki’s interest. Meow~!Source:
gayberpuffs: pinoe-just-stole-my-heart: upworthy: My vagina costs more than my cat, and no, that is not a complicated euphemism. Click to embiggen. wow being a lesbian can really save you some money. ^ Yup. ^ hahahaha ommg so true and i bit hilarious
17 Euphemisms for Sex From the 1800s
ipodger: and-umar: commandersteves: an old euphemism for queer female relationships was female adventurer #it’s like you’re indiana jones but you’re searching for vagina nailed it.
i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn:saltwaterandink: leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism
Metal Euphemisms for Sex
homelikecarcass: alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing
miamisugarxo: If a guy pokes me on Facebook and I poke him back and he pokes me back again does that mean he wants to fuck me? What is a poke? What does the poke mean? It’s a euphemism for his penis so by now you guys are already fuck buddies
alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for
vogueltalia: usually it’s so hard to talk about how i feel and articulate what i want to express but it’s so nice to write for myself because i can use grand, lovely euphemisms and tropes only i could understand to create beauty out of my evils
chirotus: ruthlesswoodcarver: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Literally every word can be a euphemism for “weed” if you use the right tone of voice. “Yeah let’s uh.. Get some of that ‘rear view mirror’.. If you know what I’m saying”
Time to bathe the hedgehog. Doesn’t that sound like a really great euphemism for something sexual? Not sure what… Any ideas?
