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kinkyfun68: @sweetdarlin did you eat all the cookies again?
manbootypokeball: manbootypokeball: Me in 2014 at 204 lbs.vs.Me in 2007 around 310 lbs…If this fat fuck can do it. So can you! days like today when i don’t want to go to the gym but instead stay home and eat chocolate chip cookies and drink iced
drugpolicyreform: MARCY DOLIN: I’m lying on my bed, smoking a joint. I smoke about eight a day, and eat a marijuana cookie before I go to sleep at night. I like the peanut-butter ones. I’ve been using marijuana for about 35 years, ever since I was
mydogsnokes: stealingyourpension: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth because I don’t want salmonella…. then don’t eat salmon….
booforce: my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
sophiealdred: astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer: this does not apply
obsidian-order: beckaford: micahelizabeth: “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner,
soulreaper881: Come eat cookies and watch Deadpool with me.
yesiamhisgoddess: When I’m eating my favorite cookie 😬🍪💗 I’m gonna have nightmares now, Goddess!😧
eienalgaming: m–xx: be-blackstar: fxcking-corrupt: be-blackstar: fxcking-corrupt: Wait why are Americans eating chicken with biscuits??????? I’m guessing you’re from the UK? What y’all call biscuits, we call cookies. Our “biscuits”
beyoncescock: i find this extremely funny when in truth these skaters would be laughing at me cause im sitting here wasting away while eating cookies and milk
allbusybees:forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success.
saltandplaid: it makes me laugh when 9yr olds are like ‘i love haters’ or ‘haters are my motivation’ like???who are your haters?? your mom when she doesn’t let you eat a extra cookie??
my eating habits are really good omg. today I had half a glass of milk gatorade 4 cookies I’m still somewhat energized..
sheshowedupincountryboots: illuminateslife: If I made Star wars sugar cookies who would eat them? Meeeeee🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽 Downnn!!
revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
niceheeldo: Let’s eat cookies !!!
allbusybees: forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success.
ricart1:saafdil:iliketoflirtnwatch:slutty-cunts-exposed:slutty-cunts-exposed:Hot cuntSpread wide baby girl so i can eat you better 😏😏👌Good Mmm another highly edible cookie here!!
dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
stability: *eats pizza* i just *sips soda* dont undersand *bites cookie* why *touches face* i have acne
micahelizabeth: “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something
lets-just-eat: Gingerbread Shortbread Cookies
lets-just-eat: Malted Pumpkin Cookies with Brown Butter Icing
itscolossal: Cookies Too Beautiful to Eat by Pastry Chef Amber Spiegel [VIDEO]
petitetimidgay: me, while inhaling approximately 37 cookies: man i’m really into the idea of clean eating and a healthy lifestyle
jaclcfrost: yes i take risks. cookie dough has raw eggs. cake batter has raw eggs. brownie batter has raw eggs. but do i give a frick? no. i eat them. they could have salmonella because of those raw eggs, but do i give a frick? no. i do not. i give like
sthrngnt-deactivated20220506:I Love Eating Cookies in Bed and I Don’t Mind the Crumbs..🥃🥃
nandabanaota: if santa can eat thousands of cookies in one night why can’t i
snowce: MARCY DOLIN: I’m lying on my bed, smoking a joint. I smoke about eight a day, and eat a marijuana cookie before I go to sleep at night. I like the peanut-butter ones. I’ve been using marijuana for about 35 years, ever since I was diagnosed
peaceloveandmermaids: Mmm eating cookies and milk rn
lolzpicx: Baby tries to eat cookies from a magazine
sportsnpleasure: naughteebychoice: wet-xxx because everyone deserves to eat a delicious cookie ;) So fucking funny
catnippackets: revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. it’s so dang delicious
astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
realactualjesus: when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
clean table of crumbs in preparation for drawing>proceed to eat cookies and make more crumbs
jem-sie: glitterypubez: jem-sie: nom nom nom jemmmmaaa bae, you’re on the dash we gon’ eat cookies now or what
littlefallenprincess: All alone with no mummy to tell me how cute I am or tell me what to do… *eats all the cookies and makes tummy hurt drinking too much strawberry milkshake*
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imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon waking you up at 4 am and saying “Dude i wanna eat cookie dough so bad”
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
fuckedsweetly: Couple that posts our own pics.. this is the only Christmas cookie I want to eat today :)
roundrears: I caught Santa’s helper eating cookies last night!
couchqueenie:Baking cookies so I can eat every one of them myself. 🍪🐷
MARCY DOLIN: I’m lying on my bed, smoking a joint. I smoke about eight a day, and eat a marijuana cookie before I go to sleep at night. I like the peanut-butter ones. I’ve been using marijuana for about 35 years, ever since I was diagnosed with
Guys look at this huge ass cookie How do I eat it
I am so hungry but there’s nothing to eat I just ate a fortune cookie I found in a wrapper sitting on my desk omg
my dad just came in my room and threw this whole box of cookies on my bed and left without a word omfg whatevs eats them all
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