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revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
driftin240: pressurekids: Oatmeal Chocolate Chip + Graham Cracker Cookie S’mores. for a very very VERY quick second my mind instantly thought “HOLY SHIT DONT EAT THAT, THERE’S A STICK IN IT” thennnn I came to my senses and realized that’s
guidedsurrender: bruisedbutterfly: Daddy said I can have a chocolate chip cookie before bed. Tonight is a success. You forgot to mention that you’re rubbing it on your dripping wet cunt before you eat it, or didn’t you want everybody to know that’s
All I want to do today is get under the blanket, eat cookies and cuddle with somebody.
brideofgodzilla: queerhound: Finish this sentence: eat my grandma’s wonderful homemade lemon cookies. they’re just tart enough to give a kick, but the sweetness and natural lemon flavor is sure to have you wanting more. i love my grandma.
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
ileftmyheartinwesteros: These German cookie things are like crack I swear emeraldpaintedskies said: I get the chocolate ones and if I’m not careful I will eat them all before I know it! I haven’t tried the chocolate ones yet but I’ve
How did motherhood go today? Well I’m eating m&m cookies in the dark and watching TikTok 💀😭😓
stability: *eats pizza* i just *sips soda* dont undersand *bites cookie* why *touches face* i have acne
marcelrenee: I can be sexy, too.
janelletrinh: My boyfriend asked me in the cutest way ever; it was simple but super cute. I got out the car and I saw his little sister and his cousin in the driveway just eating cookies, I was really confused. As I got out of the car they came up to
Drinking wine and eating cookies
itscolossal: Cookies Too Beautiful to Eat by Pastry Chef Amber Spiegel [VIDEO]
jayrockin: thegladhatter: foodishouldnoteat: Lofthouse sugar cookie pie honestly can’t decide if this is disgusting or genius I would eat it, but the question is whether i would regret it
beltaguise: icedragonqueen22: revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. Oh, this
thelastsworld:flutish:jloke:revedas:babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. This is dangerous,
akolnoix: light: if you won’t take off the handcuffs can you at least stop eating cookies in the bed we have to share, you leave crumbs and it’s really gross to sleep in L:
allbusybees:forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success.
fit-strong-and-hott: Want to get fit? DO THIS every morning. next time you want a cookie, eat a fruit. need some chocolate? switch to dark, its way healthier! small changes make a huge difference, you can do it! Stop thinking about it, you’re wasting
sodamnrelatable: when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
roadto-healthy: Snacks are good. You don’t need to punish yourself. Cookies are good. Grape is fruit. Food is life. Food will make you better. Loosing weight will not. Restricting will kill you. You aren’t less because of eating. You are
sophiealdred: astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer: this does not apply
lets-just-eat: Cookie Dough
Just watched Paranorman and i highly recommend. Also enjoyed breakfast cookies. I need to clean my room and do my homework, but all i want to do is cook, eat, and watch more kids movies. Preferably another one involving drop-kicking a zombie’s head
blacklistecl: Videos Simon’s cat Baby bunnies eating a carrot Baby duck falling asleep in class Cat mommy hugs her baby Cat trying to get into a box Adorable duckling Comfort food Best brownie in a mug recipe Cookie in a mug recipe Macaroni and cheese
life-gift-love-eternal: beckaford: micahelizabeth: “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d like
rusethefox: cynic-in-denial: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit. It gets too sticky if it’s not cold. i need
dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! I LITERALLY JUST MADE THIS notei only used ½ cup brown sugar. probably would have been fine with even 1/3 cup if you want to lessen the impact. also, i melted
bbwmargot:flutish:jloke:revedas:babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. This is dangerous,
the-need-for-feed: korota37: abigfatbug: au where as punishment for something, a sweets-based witch says someone has to endure a month long curse where every day they have to eat a certain amount of small and extremely tasty cookies that doubles every
Guess I’m just live logging my day. Feeling skinny right now. I’m laying down so I’m pretty flat. Didn’t really eat much. Coffee with some cookies, the 8-10 truffles mom and I got yesterday, cheese and crackers, avocado bacon
plumpes: ohsoplump: this reindeer has been eating too many of santa’s cookies :O 🎅🎄🍪 wow youre absolutely beautiful
fattylauren: You know you’ve gotten fatter when a pair of your old shorts can’t even get past your butt 😳😏 Also those little Debbie oatmeal Creme cookies are my favorite ever and I can’t stop eating them 😍😍😍😍😍
nikkipiggi:As much as I love my very real reality of gaining weight over time, I love the idea of weight gain in fantastical situations. Here are some: - Eating an enchanted cookie from a platter that your lover, a witch, strictly you told not to touch.
thisdoesnotsuck: therealmeighan: Oh, shit. Even I know this one. Other things you do regardless of whether or not you like children: “Eat” the damn play-doh cookies Slurp the invisible soup Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm
hipsterwannabe: lets-just-eat: chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream sandwiches. oh dear god
barbells-and-sirens: nataliaglee: barbells-and-sirens: Lift all the weights; eat all the cookies (or donuts) 🍩 This tank top is about my life, where can get one?! It’s made by a company called The Lions Kitchen! Look them up on Instagram!
marisaaprice: Left: day before my first bikini competition, water depleted, couldn’t swallow my food because I had no saliva left, exhausted, hungry, but happy. Right: 37 days before my second bikini competition, following an IIFYM diet, eating cookies
samlovesdick: I need to eat that oogied cookie.
loveme-sex: Spent my Saturday morning eating cookies and taking nudes ✨
babypinkprincess: Daddy: How many of these cookies did you eat?! Me: Um like…. -counts on fingers- So many
dpconnoisseur: Voluptuous Keisha Grey attempting to sell some Girl Scout cookies to swordsmen that would rather eat some of what is under her outfit. Keisha fans are treated to her first interracial DP and I hope its not her last as she is DP in cowgirl.
romanovasnat: Chris Evans laughing at Henry Cavill after he caught him eating girl scouts cookies at the Oscars its one of the best and cutest things ever.
lightbuld19: you know those cookies that are really soft and good and look like this if you buy those you better keep them out of my sight or i will literally eat the entire box in 5 minutes they are the best
mydogsnokes: stealingyourpension: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth because I don’t want salmonella…. then don’t eat salmon….
athyriumotophorum: concept: me, eating freshly baked cookies right out of the oven. a dog props his head up on my lap. the potted plants are happy. my love snuggles up with me and the dog. the air is crisp. bernie sanders is president.
writing-prompt-s: The only place to eat for miles is the Asian restaurant attached to the gas station. The food is great, but their fortune cookies always come true.
weaver-z:weaver-z:weaver-z:I love meringue cookies so much it’s like eating drywall that loves youohohoho…. teckstureYou guys get it
c3po:c3po:so let me get this straight u made me a cookie? oh u eated it