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Three people are drunk texting me at the same time and I can't keep up!
textsfromtowerstark: (860): How drunk are you??(732): I’m flawless.
Rukia's (drunk) text messages
misstylersmith: Nine: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger Rose: last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis Nine: out of anger.
damnguido: For the record for any of you who have my phone number: I love drunk texts. They’re literally the best. Please send them to me always.
one of my f boos drunk texted after the giants game last night elated and wanting to come over and play naked. it was hot and cute that all that beer and testosterone and team spirit translated into him popping a boner for me. I was too tired and kinda
spooky-thera: luckied: spooky-thera replied to your post “spooky-thera replied to your post “spooky-thera replied to your post…” “Where? Street name or something? I’m not from round here, remember?” as he’s sighing and tugging
fullmetaltextchemistbruhtherhood: Roy drunk texts Riza feat Jean Havoc
Send me xxx for a drunk text from my muse
theres really just one girl that i want. fucked that up though. drunk texting was a bad idea. but it happened. this post is an awful idea, but i’ve stopped caring. the car ride with you is my most recent favorite memory.
That awkward moment when you don’t remember giving someone your phone number at a party until they text you the next day.
ph4ntasmag0ria: I love drunk texts.
weallheartonedirection: MRW I realize I sent 61 drunk texts to my ex
lowqualityart: drunk text romance
meanttobreed: One night I sent a drunk text to an ex. Telling her she should have rode me more. She must have been drinking as well, as her reply was that I should have given her the baby she wanted. I told her I would imprenate her if she would
Me and jon are drunk lol
ebonyzerscrooge: Hey who can I drunk text thooooo Me
doodlenooch: Page 3 is complete. Full “Drunk Text” comic here. http://doodlenooch.blogspot.com/
When I have to reprimand my friend for drunk texting her ex
destruya: Because its 8:10 am. Because I love the South. Because I was fired via drunk text message. Because I was hired on his next feature. Because I found a companion in my roommate and she is amazing. Because I don’t like what I look like. Because
11 funniest drunk text fails ever.
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Forever wanting to drunk text people.
aandyrea: I want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out
okay. i know it’s almost 2 am and i’m a little drunk but i just changed my theme and it’s probably the best one ever. nevergunnachange.
this is a real text i sent to my boyfriend just now.
Uñas sin sabor
WHEN I ATTEMPT TO PIECE TOGETHER MY NIGHT OUT BY REREADING MY DRUNK TEXTS
graphite0: I think i’m being drunk texted.
textsfromshinobi: Requested by sasukeyoulittleshit Naruto has a problem with drunk-texting.
your drunk text. #SaintAndSinnersParty by vivalavahn
stupidbrightdreams: drunk texting
my-typewritten-thoughts: His drunk texts, sober thoughts <3
cc-studios: Watch George Washington get blazed as hell in Founding Fathers, the new music video from Trevor Moore’s album Drunk Texts To Myself, out on iTunes now.
saucefactory: Drarry Drunk Texts. Or, it was 3 a.m. and I just had to do this.
impactings: I think drunk texts/calls are adorable, not annoying. The fact that they’re hardly able to function, yet they’re thinking of you, it’s just lovely I think.
Cock Drunk
outcrying: drunk text romance - cyberbully mom club
hungoverafternoons: This is how I keep drunk texting classy
always-question-authority: cincer: haha no Maybe more people would drunk text you if you were^
aandyrea: i want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out
alyssabarbara: Looking back on my weekend and all the cheeky drunk texts I might have sent 🙈🍑 #sorrynotsorry Photo @jmartinez21 Top @faithandlace #caesarspalace #lasvegas #alyssabarbara
daredesire: ♥…drunk texting…♥
daredesire: ♡…drunk texting…♡ i’m tired of all this shit,i don’t know why i come back to you,i was a stupid,i hope you never talk to me again,because i’m not gonna be there for you anymore.fuck you and your lies.fuck you.
saraferro: saraferro: “I wish you’d drunk text me. Not just so I can finally understand how you feel about me or how exactly you react when you hear my name. But I want to understand your thoughts when your head isn’t on straight. Because
saraferro: “I wish you’d drunk text me. Not just so I can finally understand how you feel about me or how exactly you react when you hear my name. But I want to understand your thoughts when your head isn’t on straight. Because sober, holy
indapendent:drunk texts are the reason I don’t want to wake up sometimes // for god’s sake, just stomp on my goddamn heart and be done with it
daredesire: ♡…drunk texting…♡
fading-fingerprints: reignly: I’m not sure why people dislike getting drunk texts… you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t function properly
thrvstinq: drunk texts at 6:35am
pirategf:love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here
serialkiillerx:someone drunk texting u will always be sweet to me like u can barely think but I’m the one on your mind