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My wife hadn’t done anything for a few months for me said she was “done” for a while lol yea just get her drunk lol
Need a “Do not send” app
Ali Corbin (as Kara), the girl next door, is drunk and only wearing panties. Jason Biggs (as Jim Levenstein) is trying to get her home safely. - From the fourth installment of the American Pie series called: American Reunion, 2012
It’s totally awesome that my mom finally learned to text. Except that now she’s drunk texting me…
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yogalizard:labias: Me This is amazing
aristtaroxxx: My foot guy always drunk texts me and it makes me happy. ;-)
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I’m too tried to think of a text to put here besides she now has a Cavalry of Jasper’s riding giraffes now.
Insomnia typing is probably like drunk texting, except I did weird things to characters and cannot remember why tomorrow morning. Like tonight and dissolving clothes in pure mana as Clara finds herself on the Fair Shore with Carissa instead of at the
So the guy I had like 15 calls from was driving drunk to ME ! & he wrecked his own car & ended up in jail :/ I didn’t know the guy had a drinking problem cause our first “date” was at a dive bar
collegedlcutie: I’m a little drunk tonight. I might end up peeing the bed tonight, to be honest. Oh well. My roommate isn’t here.
aandyrea: i want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out
mypleasurealways: You can drunk text me anytime… Excellent point! Getting drunk texted is flattering.
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wrpalmer: Send “✆” for a morning text. Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent. Send “☎” for a rushed text. Send “⁇” for a drunk text. Send “ø” for a late night text. Send “✘” for a hateful text.
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The "Big Bad" -Spike
I’m drunk texting every bitch….holy shit.
His best friend is drunk texting me too, telling me how he’d love for me to date him (being the guy I’m talking to).
I know most of my text posts are sad and not funny as people like, but I just need to post my feelings. I really want someone to lay down and cuddle with, and feel like nothing else matters in the world. Everybody I meet ends up throwing me away and
Omg, I sent David I long fucking text, basically demonstrating that I’m desperate…Fuckkk my life. 😧😧😧 I’m an idiot. I had fun last night though! :)
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dezmotinic: blackbruise: I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re
rpmememaker: Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.Send “✘” for
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking
fallen–idealist: last night mikky and i had a discussion about josh drunk texting neku so when she went to bed i texted her as if i was drunk joshua and sHE ROLLED WITH IT AS NEKU AND Read More
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.Send
i-effed-it-all-up: i don’t drunk text, i sad text. i text ppl at night when i am the most lonely and vulnerable, and i cannot be held accountable for what i say under the influence of feelings
o-natah:seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts are
Who am I to drunk text if I can’t text you? No one. Except my girl friends. Because no one else gets that opportunity. And honestly other guys will just make me upset.
I seem to have the inate ability to drunk text without getting drunk yay :(
42hrb:Because wizards don’t have cell phones and can’t drunk text I like to think that Order members would send drunk patronuses. Harry and Ron getting drunk after a particularly good day in the Auror office and Harry sending Ginny a patronus while
o-natah: seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts
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blackbruise: I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person
I’m drunk texting all of my POTs while at this party womdering who will give me money first it’s like hunger games of POTs and im drunk at a frat and fuck yeah go alcohol
omfg i hate getting drunk texts.. from people who piss me off too. “i can be your bf if you want ;) ” um, i think the last time i talked to you was like a few months ago. it’s sunday night, bro. why you even drunk. if you wanna drunk
bubutux: Hilarious Drunk Texts http://butasme.com/must-see-hilarious-drunk-texts
fulmadz: I think drunk text mean more than any other kind of text, because even when the mind is lost it still wonders back to you. Ya know?
cheeseefrieess: i-effed-it-all-up: i don’t drunk text, i sad text. i text ppl at night when i am the most lonely and vulnerable, and i cannot be held accountable for what i say under the influence of feelings yup
