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Text with picCouldn’t find any cute guys at the party. And am drunk as hell. I want you to take advantage of me again
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fuckyeahstrangefinds: mixeddrinks-mixedfeelings: repertoryofdeceit: (via haventyouheard) THIS. LOL oh my god. win! Hahahaha!
Hey, I’m officially back from my vacation. I got drunk for the first time and smoked a weed for the first time. I have lived basically. Anyway, I’m back now and it’s time to art. Commissions that had been wips will now be continued on and finished
Y’all remember good ol Rob lmfao cause this asshole just replied to my drunk FB msg from like months ago
Well everyone, I just turned 21. Send us nudes and sexy pictures in celebration. Or something. I don’t care, I’m going to be very drunk. - D Happy birthday. <3 -T
imaginensfw: Imagine your favorite male character is drunk and madly in love with you, because of this he pulls you close enough to begin spooning, and you begin to turn crimson when he whispers thoughts of lustful ecstasy into your ear. He also does
Drunk Texting
lmao I wish I was that funny and clever when I was drunk…
I miss actually being in love with someone. I’m kind of drunk and vulnerable. The truth is that I really don’t like myself.
I’m standing here drunk realizing how lonely I am. It’s pretty sad and pathetic 😔
He’s drunk texting me, telling me that he likes me. I feel so happy right now. Good God man, pull yourself together! I don’t think this thing ever happens to me. 😂😁😃😄😧😓😅
spooky-thera replied to your post “spooky-thera replied to your post “spooky-thera replied to your post…” [Zane has gotten some good drunk texts before] “Where?? Isn’t there someone else that can get you?” “Xmas plac.
spooky-thera: luckied: spooky-thera: Zane shook his head at the text, typing out a quick “Alright, I’ll try to find you” before shoving it into his pocket. Talk about an unexpected turn of events. It took him a little while of walking down streets
spooky-thera: luckied: Nope,” he answered the question about Madame Christmas’s girls. “I laugh too much or so they say.” He turned in Zane’s arms and pointed down the road behind them. “That way, Tonto!” He cackled with a hic. “Five
spooky-thera: luckied: Jean giggled as he wiggled out of Zane’s arms and stumbled across the road, landing stomach first into the water. Laughing and snorting along the way, Havoc flopped around in the puddle, soaking his uniform and himself along
spooky-thera: luckied: “Weeee!” Jean giggled as he was dragged along, shifting his head down to look at himself being dragged along. “I can see my feet from here,” he exclaimed happily. He raised a hand and waved. “Hello,
zackisontumblr: when you’re drunk and everything is hilarious
youtellemferretface: one year ago trapper died and i cried thinking it was a sign the next year was going to be awful today mulcahy died rip william christopher im crying to hard to see and im getting too drunk to feel
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.Send
Had a dream, I was drunk.Woke up, Still drunk.
We we’re drunk the night priorI woke up with you in my armsI didn’t want to leave that bedI felt at homeMy arms around youYour hands in mindHeads nestled next to one anotherAn eskimo kiss to seal it inGiving it my allNever felt so good
I can feel myself falling again. I’m not drinking to hang out with friends, i’m drinking so I don’t have to feel anything. I don’t want to be around anyone i just want to sit in my lonesome and get drunk, cut and pass out before
Did I mention that I’m still drunk and ids 10:30 in the morning? Kay I’m going to sleep now lol
Drunk Texts From Team Venture
George Watsky- ‘Drunk Text Message to God’ “Don’t fall asleep yet! Contrary to popular belief, that’s not where dreams get accomplished.”
Drunk Texts Sexts and Poetry
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Who wants to go on a really cute valentines day date with me where we get drunk during the day and shout things like ‘he cheated on you’ at happy couples walking around town
I’ve never been this drunk, I don’t like it
I’m too drunk to get laid, it would be rape at this point
Last night I really got drunk off of 3 Angry Orchards & fell asleep by like 9:30pm watching The Office like wow who am I
Rob & I drunk texting is literally the stupidest thing ever cause we both just ended up passing out
savalis13: peachemojimami: falconpunchyourmom: peachemojimami:Last night I was upset D made plans a day in advance & basically stood me up because he got too drunk to drive over. I wasn’t upset that he was drinking with his brother, I was upset
Last night I got hella drunk, saw a chick that looks like Jodi Aries & came home, made myself throw up & went to sleep on the floor with my cousin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one wants to drunks text with me 😤
