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sexhaver: i replaced my drive and reinstalled windows last night whilst blind drunk
adaddyslove: Since he was drunk after the office party and everyone else had left, I decided to be a Good Samaritan and drive Mr Hines home. But when I tried to leave him in his apartment, he threw me into the bed and grunted, “Not so fast, Tory. I’ve
meladoodle: monkeysgoingcrazy: meladoodle: let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket not if you have another baby on the otherside
When you’re up til 5 am driving your drunk friends home to make sure they are safe you get a pass at not having to brush your hair, right? I woke up at 2pm today. by desireexelyda
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck
let's get drunk, you can drive us to the harbor, wish upon a star, but do you know what stars are? balls on fire burning up the black space, falling from the landscape, exploding in the face of god.
reliabels: I wanna fuck someone jump off a building sleep for a few years drive really fast get really drunk smoke a lot of weed wear sexy lingerie maybe fall in love idk
cxlifornixs:I want loads of gay friends I can get drunk with and go camping with and drive around listening to music at 4am, anyone care to be this friend
soberpoet6: micdotcom: Watch: Helen Mirren is starring in an anti-drunk driving Super Bowl ad from a pretty unlikely source. Savage
sifu-rhi: Officer…I’m not drunk…I’m just so gay I can’t drive straight.
uncensoredpleasure: As soon as he picked him up, and saw how drunk he was, he knew all he had to do was tell him to rest his head on his lap on the drive over and he’d be swallowing his cock in no time, cuck.
edcapitola2: edcapitola: rawfortune: A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive. ………………… Nulla migliora con eta’. ^^ Dalle Leggi di Murphy sul Sesso Follow me at http://edcapitola.tumblr.com Follow me at http://edcapitola2.tumblr.com
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up
cheesewhizexpress: coldtofire: Okay, here goes: my best friend and me out on the road again. I’m the guy on the right. The ride is actually his, I’m merely the chauffeur. Also he’s generally too drunk to drive… Thank you @harrysharbourbizarre
jenjerbread: seriously, fuck this girl. she went to my highschool.she was underage drunk driving and hit and man and didn’t stop.http://www.houstontx.gov/police/nr/2012/jan/nr01092012-3.htm
mr-mrs-insatiable: renlyandthestagpack: mr-mrs-insatiable: One of the scariest nights of my entire life was riding in a car with someone who was far too drunk to be driving. I’m lucky to be alive. Pass it on, guys! No reason to have anyone get hurt
wddrew: degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: Impale her on that fucking cock. After my sister had me drive her to a party and she got black out drunk I didn’t wanna leave right away, especially not after her friend told me about how they talk about me. Then
whoslovinyou: - President Ronald Reagan honoring Michael Jackson with an award for donating “Beat It” as backing music for a commercial on drunk driving ‘84
I had this guy friend and he used to take me in crazy adventures and we would get drunk together and have so much fun or go on drives or walks and he was always sweet and protective and I miss him a lot
bootyfullwifey: Going to get drunk and wild tonight!Drive safe all! I live across the road from a winery if yall wanna cum over?
cheatinggirls: “Should I send my boyfriend a text and tell him I’m too drunk to drive?”
just-shower-thoughts: If I were a cop, I’d drive an unmarked car with a “honk if you’re drunk” bumper sticker.
pikaismyname: fuck drunk driving
tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone
Last night I was upset D made plans a day in advance & basically stood me up because he got too drunk to drive over. I wasn’t upset that he was drinking with his brother, I was upset that he lacked the courtesy of letting me know in advance when
falconpunchyourmom: peachemojimami:Last night I was upset D made plans a day in advance & basically stood me up because he got too drunk to drive over. I wasn’t upset that he was drinking with his brother, I was upset that he lacked the courtesy
savalis13: peachemojimami: falconpunchyourmom: peachemojimami:Last night I was upset D made plans a day in advance & basically stood me up because he got too drunk to drive over. I wasn’t upset that he was drinking with his brother, I was upset
falconpunchyourmom: peachemojimami: savalis13: peachemojimami: falconpunchyourmom: peachemojimami: Last night I was upset D made plans a day in advance & basically stood me up because he got too drunk to drive over. I wasn’t upset that he
