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tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone
scootoaster: dittoprize: askbadbloom ( It’s a know fact that talking toasters can’t drive a car. No matter how drunk you get it’s still not going happen. ) (I hope you enjoy this gift. c: ) I don’t even have a license, so I wouldn’t even
knifeh:Homg, she’s falling over! She’s too drunk to drive home!I needed some rest for commissions; so I drew this.HD available on Patreon (if you like my art, consider supporting me: http://patreon.com/knifehx3 <3
conspicuouslad:micdotcom:Watch: Helen Mirren is starring in an anti-drunk driving Super Bowl ad from a pretty unlikely source. Yes, that’s somebody that drunken rednecks are sure to listen to: British people.…okay wow that was great. XD I haven’t
just-shower-thoughts: Drunk me is going to wake up in some ridiculous places when I have a self-driving car in the future.
micdotcom: Watch: Helen Mirren is starring in an anti-drunk driving Super Bowl ad from a pretty unlikely source.
sexhaver: i replaced my drive and reinstalled windows last night whilst blind drunk
phoebelouu: The ways you kill your demons are up to you. It’s okay to get high, it’s okay to go on a long drive at 2a.m, it’s okay to get drunk, it’s okay to punch your wall, it’s okay to scream. You’re not wrong for not just sitting there
I had nice 20 minute walk. it didn;t mater how bad my legs hurt. I needed this.I was kinda afraid that the police were going to drive by ansd i Was going to go to jal for biing drunk in public but I made it home ok. I hacve laundry I’ put in the
plutokrasi: imagine anon853 ordering delivery mcdonalds
Its the future and Ash no longer flinches when downloading a 46 MB file because instread of a computer with an 80MB hard drive, he has a 3 TB storage RAID (Ash is drunk)
belkis: I personally think it’s important to talk about Bieber’s arrest. An underaged, drunk driving, arrest-resisting, foreign white boy was released on bond. Then take a moment to think about the brown boys who are deported for much, much less
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up
patternsinnoise: just-shower-thoughts: It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
jordan-reet: Want me to come over to pick you up then we can get her? I know you don’t like driving at night very much. That’s sweet of you babe. But I don’t think you’d like being around my friend while she’s drunk. She gets
cheesewhizexpress: coldtofire: Okay, here goes: my best friend and me out on the road again. I’m the guy on the right. The ride is actually his, I’m merely the chauffeur. Also he’s generally too drunk to drive… Thank you @harrysharbourbizarre
linksbae99: sixpenceee: A local bar has metal coasters made from cars wrecked in drunk driving accidents for St. Patrick’s Day This is absolutely a bone chilling kinda thing to see
prettyboyshyflizzy: jenjerbread: seriously, fuck this girl. she went to my highschool.she was underage drunk driving and hit and man and didn’t stop.http://www.houstontx.gov/police/nr/2012/jan/nr01092012-3.htm Bruh they really pulled up her record
whitepeopletwitter: Lyft it is. You kinda sign up for dealing with drunk folk if you drive at nights or for special events, that’s like most of your cash flow on Friday/Saturday night, why you wanna eliminate that? I did uber for 18 months in
pussy-and-pizzza-x: gregwuzhere: whitepeopletwitter: Lyft it is. You kinda sign up for dealing with drunk folk if you drive at nights or for special events, that’s like most of your cash flow on Friday/Saturday night, why you wanna eliminate that?
candied-corpse: republicanidiots: macgregorsiolalpin: Drunks run stop signs!Stoners wait for them to turn green! Sometimes they wait like an hour for it but still. I’d still like neither of you to drive please. I always liked Cathy Lanier
ghostkayla: Just a quick reminder, please don’t drink and drive, and please don’t ride with a drunk driver. Call a cab, get a designated driver, sleep in your car if you have to. I care about you guys a lot. Please be safe.
jerrod99: Good thing you offered to blow me. I was gonna tell Mom I caught you driving her car drunk. From now on, you’re gonna do this whenever I want, got it?
furific replied to your post: Give me 10 reasons why Wolf is a better husbando… You forgot that Tatsuki is a raging drunk that was going to be my #12 cuz Wolf can drink and drive with style
milokerrigan: daily-nightly: wondrous-wolves: this actually makes me so angry like okay he was drunk driving he’s only human or whatever but that means he deserves to face the consequences like every other person on the planet and ‘even the day
skimpymoms: yoursluttymom: You realized you shouldn’t have let your mom drive that drunk perverted friend of another friend home from your party after he texted you this pic. Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom & son sex!
Jesus Take The Wheel Because Im Too Drunk To Drive
ladynehemah: Never take rides from strangers. I went to a party with a friend, but as we both got drunk, they wandered off with some guy, leaving me alone to find a way home. He seemed nice enough, offered to drive me home, but along the way, he
I was far to drunk to drive myself home from the bar, so I called myself a taxi. At some point of getting home I must have passed out, but that was all the opportunity the driver needed. Being the gentleman that he was he carried me and let himself
depravedandwanting: No no, you are too drunk to drive, let me take you home.
sexybigtits88: I had people over a couple weeks ago for drinks and such. My one friend (who I do a bunch of videos with and sometimes he takes some pictures for me) got too drunk to drive home so I helped put him to bed by giving him a handjob. Don’t
aarymis: fuzzygibberish: witharab: Guest number 1 for today 2-2-14. (via TumbleOn ) This is the kind of dude I want to meet at a friends party where I get too drunk to drive home and he and I have to share a bed. I want to wake up to him with is
impregcaps: I knew I shouldn’t do this.I remember that he offered me drive to take me home while I was very drunk.Then everything went blur and last thing I remember is he on top of me.Did he used condom?I hope so cause I was ovulating that night.
daughterlover: daughterlover: “Dad, you’ve celebrated with your brothers a bit too much today. Come on, it’s late, you’re drunk, let me drive.” “Mmmmm maybe later babygirl, but I don’t want to go home to your Mom right now..’ “Oh my
sugarhoneybeehair: fischotterchen: lostsoul-fishbowl: freebizzle: Beliebers right now outside the Miami police station! that’s disgusting. that is honestly disgusting. This sorry excuse of a man was convicted of drunk driving and street racing.
misandryprime: micdotcom: Watch: Helen Mirren is starring in an anti-drunk driving Super Bowl ad from a pretty unlikely source. I fucking LOVE Helen Mirren 😹😹😹
nplusonemag-blog: “It’s hard not to think ‘death drive’ every time I go on the internet. Opening Safari is an actively destructive decision. I am asking that consciousness be taken away from me. Like the lost time between leaving a party drunk
yourawizardkatniss: patternsinnoise: just-shower-thoughts: It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.
myexlovessex: As we close out the night at the bar, I tell my ex that I’m just going to take a cab home because I’m so drunk. She says “nonsense! I’ll just have my “friend” Pat drive you home!” As we head off, I start to feel really
soberpoet6: micdotcom: Watch: Helen Mirren is starring in an anti-drunk driving Super Bowl ad from a pretty unlikely source. Savage
fagsworshipstraights: uncensoredpleasure: Your boyfriend texted you saying he was too drunk to drive and was going to sleep at a friend’s. He told you not to worry, he would sleep on the couch…..he didn’t say anything about how he wanted to be
blackcooliequeenreign: prettyboyshyflizzy: jenjerbread: seriously, fuck this girl. she went to my highschool.she was underage drunk driving and hit and man and didn’t stop.http://www.houstontx.gov/police/nr/2012/jan/nr01092012-3.htm Bruh they really
her-gift-his-honor: When you are too drunk to drive 👆… 😂
dylanr5: tutsthepussy: smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you. but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck
itseasytoremember: Ok I’m gonna be really serious for a minute here and remind you to never drink and drive. Real talk never EVER do it. I nearly died because someone decided to get behind the wheel drunk. My leg is still messed up and I still have
blazepress: “You’re too drunk to drive.”
history-museum: “DON’T MIX'EM”, 1937 anti-drunk driving campaign.
meladoodle: monkeysgoingcrazy: meladoodle: let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket not if you have another baby on the otherside
tinyybiitchh: phoebelouu: The ways you kill your demons are up to you. It’s okay to get high, it’s okay to go on a long drive at 2a.m, it’s okay to get drunk, it’s okay to punch your wall, it’s okay to scream. You’re not wrong for not just
a-thelittledevil: The stupidity of these children is unbelievable. It’s disgusting. I wonder if it would “hurt a lot” if he was the one who killed their parents while drunk driving.
