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A tall cool drink of water describes a handsome man. That's such an awesome metaphor. :D So, a real question: I saw those Free Hugs peoples on College Ave last week across from the protest; they made me smile. What are little things that make you smile?
kiwiitin: One of the kisses was a indirect by drinking from the same glass (because I’m a dork like that). I wanted to make a happier end but damn it, I just couldn’t get this one out of my head (I blame hurtanminttu for encouraging me to run
shesdonejim: *kicks down your door at 3 am and backs you into a wall* I heard you were talkin shit about jj abrams *walks to your kitchen and pours myself a drink* allow me to join you
fuckyeahmarvelstuff: SDCC Exclusive Marvel Glassware FRICK YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I’M MISSING OUT THE CAPTAIN MARVEL PINT GLASS, TOO? AUUUUUGH.
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
aolady: /drinks Leech End before Eremes reaches me *DIES* THIS IS PURE PERFECTION. I have a sinking feeling though that my askblog has something to with those bicycle comments… SORRY NOT SORRY. \o/
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
bubbleant: I HAVE FINISHED IT! :D I now present to you, my Alice in Wonderland masterpiece! From left to right: Caterpillar’s hookah and a small mushroom, Mad Hatter’s teacups and hat, Alice’s dress, Drink me bottle and Eat me cake, White Rabbit’s
raieux: codeinewarrior: unit03: Anybody drink mayo and water? Or just me one tbsp of mayo in a glass of water has the same health benefits as a cup of green tea and it’s easier to make honestly the ugliest thing I have read all year
Stomach’s been killing me since dropping Jack and Quinn’s bodies off at the cremation place. I’m hoping getting some rest, getting through the next two days of work and then picking them up when we get the call will calm me down.
babyteef: Eat me, drink me
cantoine2001: cuminsidemypussydaddy: xxxspankmedaddyxxx: cuminsidemypussydaddy: 19andyoungx: jreebean: feeeeeed me <3 mbbgumby I need this from daddy Drink me Doors fun Yea i miss it Can’t get enough of this
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actualcrutchie: glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
fuckyeahtattoos: Eat me, Drink me by woodfarm at @tokyotattoo
let’s see where this one takes me.Met her at a party this year when she was dancing in a room. The more I saw her around campus, the more attractive she became. Haha her name on my phone:…I offered her to come over and drink with us after a concert
solitary-gal: perversions-of-the-mind: Yes please I do this and time myself to see how long before she stops me, which I then use as a guide to determine how successful I will be at acquiring cheeks that night. A full ten seconds and I can just go
ropetiger12: I made my girl become my whore this week for me. I enlisted a stunt cock to meet us for a drink. We got a room and he and I fucked her relentlessly. Donating load after load to her. She swallowed four loads, and came numerous times….she
masterprofessor: Drink up, me hearties. Yo-ho.
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A parte il tuo drink preferito, che solo quello è tutto un programma.. By the way, Massimo sei solo bono! Quando ci incontriamo? Ma sopratutto, sei single?!? Marry me!
dirtyscarab: Kuniyoshi Kanekoscan from Drink me Eat me voll schön
granosdegranada: Un chant d´amour (eat me, drink me) by Herbert Tobias
Short Skirts, Tall Drinks.
hexhypoxia: +eat me drink me+ photo by Steve Randel
whiskey princess drink me under pull me in
unclefather: someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink? me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome* me: no thank you
lunastatic: he doesn’t know how much he means to me
lickinganorchid: Kuniyoshi Kaneko scan from Drink me Eat me
sin-sebastian: dirtyscarab: Kuniyoshi Kanekoscan from Drink me Eat me
When my friend doesn't want to day drink with me
tardisandfeathered: dream-yourself-free: I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see
If anyone wants to kill my ex for me let me know. I’ve had no luck with guys since day one. Everything feels like a lie. He’s seeing someone right now. Its been a month. I want to fucking kill them they’re pathetic people. I’m
fabreysong: EAT ME /// DRINK ME (Teasers for my new movie)
ceasarslegion:aperture-laboratories-official:ceasarslegion:Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canadaRockstar, Monster, and Red Bull. My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season
granddyke:granddyke:you, small brain: drinks “cannabis” and smokes “alcohol” and “has sex”me, brain as big as my balls: gets fucked up on pain meds and becomes a white maoistthe secret is to not turn off your phone
trxye-and-txlly: walkingbomb: reminder to: straighten your back go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT go take your meds if you need to drink some water go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve
warmkid: please go to sleep knowing you are needed, wanted, beautiful and lovable. don’t be so harsh on yourself; you are doing just fine, and your happiness and well-being is the priority. eat something. drink water. get some rest. i love you. you
chamomilestea: my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours……… me:
ghost-of-positivity: stop scrolling for a second. You’re going to be okay, you’re strong and i’m proud of you. Catch your breath and wash your face. Grab something to drink or to eat and remember to take any medications if you need to, okay?
hijerking:me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again
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dalblue: amoying: friend’s parent: would you like something to drink? me: no thank you me inside: the thirst is real
I remember a couple months ago there was this homeless guy sitting at a train station on the ground. I had a few dollars in cash on me, so I gave it to him. and he didn’t even look at me. he didn’t say thanks. he just took it and acted like
vicyoucanpiercemyveil: I need someone to crawl in bed with me and cuddle and kiss my shoulders and just hold me. Is that too difficult?
cravehiminallways212: Drink me in, baby…let me sate your thirst…💋 Truth❤️
i have about 25 minutes to drink this much coffee before i go to work. wish me luck! i’m probably gonna crash super hard around 4 and want to die. :)
Eat me, Drink me
themissarcana:Eat me. Drink me. Do you wanna be tiny between my toes?
yumekosmogony: “Drink me, make me feel real Wet your beak in the stream Game we’re playing is life Love is a two way dream”
