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dirtykarissa: I just honestly love piss because I am a true pisswhore. I love it from any source, gal or guy, young or old, fat or skinny. Please tell me how you would let me have your piss! Take me outside and use my mouth like the urinal it is!
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buy me a drink? ;)
enjoy me sitting outside on a rock, brooding while i drink alone at a wedding
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Just learned ‘Ain’t Nobody Gonna Love Me Like the Devil Do’ for busking in Ybor this evening. I’m averaging about 40 bucks an hour playing on 7th. Then tonight a sweet boy and girl are taking me out for sushi and drinks. Tonight
lilmsgoody: Take me, blindfold me. Make me yours. i’ll drink to that
Eat Me. Try Me. Drink Me.
KISS ME, I’M LYRISHI had the lines done for like a whole week but all I wanted to do was play games.spank me for being late, and while you’re at it crown me queen of the bad Puns.By the way, I’m part Irish sooo kisses pls. <3 Nah jk XD; I mean
exo-shinee-snsd: I don’t know why I find this highly attractive O_O What is wrong with me? What is EXO doing to me?! WHAT U DO TO ME!?!!?? the way he licks his lips afterwards OH GOD <3 i want him to drink me ._. or whatever that means
She is my very favorite waitress.She always let me choose what vessel I drink from.I think you can guess my favorite.
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
mindfulwrath: mheetu: mheetu: tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every
captainimprobable: High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you if some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning
jheneaiko: *gulp gulp* nevver: Drink me Drink up
No really, seriously when I was a teenager I was pretty sure/hoping I’d be dead by 22. the fact that im still alive is as much a surprise to me as it is to literally anyone else who knew me when I was younger.
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
once when i was drinking juice out of a cup i burped into it and then when i went back to take another drink it smelled like my burp. is this normal????
kpfun: “Drink me.” Hm. Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked “Poison,” it’s almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later… Goodness! What did I do? But look, I’m just the right size. ALICE IN WONDERLAND1951
ghoulsoutforsummer replied to your post “I hecked up my order at Starbucks and now I’m drinking a for real…” Aw Starbucks has a “love your drink or we’ll remake it” policy, so I don’t think they’d mind remaking
spacecadetmaya: Thank you @transaizawa for donating to my Ko-fi! Here’s your big beefy boy doing what he loves best…. holding a dog! Like my art? Buy me a ko-fi! (seriously I drink a lot of coffee you are literally buying me coffee, feed me friends)
wedidnotintendtocauseoffense: The Elder Scrolls: Bostonian Winters Coffee is as essential to braving a bitter winter in Boston as potions and dragon’s bone in great mountains of Skyrim. “I used to drink as much caffeine as you…”
gamegrrl: reblog this and tag with your zodiac sign and your favorite alcoholic drink
lumos5000: tyleroakley: Yikes. seriously? is this what education is coming to when you can’t even be a good friend and go pick up someone who isn’t making responsible decisions. it wasn’t like she was drinking OR that she was drinking on school
razomyure:turing-tested:turing-tested:weirdgirlwambsgans:turing-tested:turing-tested:i hate no pulp orange juice like sorry my bad if I wanted to drink gatorade i would just do that do you think that bread is the pulp of water…?would you drink
ladysunami: Waiter Malik by ろうけん The drink is kinda creeping me out here. o_0
jordan-reet: Wanna talk about it? Just some stupid lady behind me at the grocery store. Told me that if I couldn’t understand the cashier I should not drink during the day, said my speech was slurred. Told her I was deaf and that it was a deaf
aatalante: Each thing says what it is… a fruit says ‘Eat me’; water says ‘Drink me’; thunder says ‘Fear me’; and woman says ‘Love me’.
loliclown: Eat me, drink me, for I am your lord… now bow before me, motherfuckers. ~xoxo LoliClown
allapologys:pros of drinking a lot of water:good for your skingood for your hairhelps loose weightgood for curing illnessboosts energyhelps immune system lessens the chance of getting cancer helps general health and happyness cons of drinking a lot of
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candiikismet: lovlae: when u go to the kitchen to get food and a drink and u bring ur food to ur room and get all comfy and then remember that u forgot ur drink so u have to go back to the kitchen to get it MEEEEEE I’ll leave that shit right
violateherworld: Double teaming a bitch is a good time. Some drinks, fucking a dumb whore, then more drinks and maybe a ball game. That’s a weekend.
Joke me if you can't take a fuck
spending all day saturday with just reading books and drinking tea? sounds like a really good plan to me.
waterside95: I’ve been drinking. And now you’re going to drink me Waterside matures. Classy, elegant milfs and Cougars. waterside95.tumblr.com
elemeno-pee: theresstillbeauty: just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally
naturallytom:hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink
Today was my day off. Completely off, not worrying about how much I ate or drank. Not writing it down for once. I still was mostly good but I’ve been drinking and aubrie and I had a ton of drinks. I had a completely breakdown yesterday. I’ve
dipsetflag: Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink! Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!
pwesident:ezorzea:please don’t drink me I’m so fucking scaredhey any drinks in this post
drkkn: me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
take a drink every time beyonce steals something from somebody in her videos/songs.
Just that sound alone makes me happy. 💜🍸🍷 never gets old. My everyday #Mantua #Champagne #fizz #clink #pop #drinks #glitter #everyday #herestotheneveremptyglass #love
i’m pretty sure i’ve always been turned off to drinking because even the idea of vomit or being around people who vomit disgusts me so much. i just can’t.
My trip is only 15 days away!Getting pretty stoked for everything!! Still trying to see who is going to be around me in case someone wants to grab a drink😊. I’ll be in NYC, Ohio, and the Chicago area! Message me or send asks if you’re interested.
I found it! Am I tumblr famous yet #cool #drink #tumblr #coach
I remember once this roofing guy came to my door and was like bleh bleh I’ll fix your roof and I was like no and then he started flirting with me and said he was doing the neighbours house tomorrow and what coffee did I drink cause he is gonna bring
daysienjoy: Yesss, enjoy the view of me, the scent of me. Drink me in, taste my juices… Mmm… That’s right babe. Play with yourself, but make me cum.
Ok if you had to choose one drink to drink forever what would it be?
If you don’t like wine I don’t like you. ADDING; Yes I drink wine out of plastic cups and not an actual wine glass. I can’t fill those up enough OKAY!??
pussytwitches: C'mon then. Show me how much you want it. Eat me. Drink me. Fuck me.
i’m now on chaturbate , drinking fun tonight? dawnwillowlive.com
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