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jockhypnoslave: When jack agreed to meet coach on the weekend for motivation exercise he didn’t count on being completely subdued by hypnosis and do all the dishes for his coach… Er His Master
Have you cut the grass? Front and back? Edged the walk? Taken out the trash? Scrubbed all the floors? Grocery shopped? Cleaned all the dishes? So….what do you want? A fucking medal? Here’s your reward! I want your sorry ass naked.
cutevictim: stormypetrichor: I made some things to remind me to do normal stuff that i forget and I thought maybe they might be helpful to other people? IS THIS SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO ME? I GOT GROCERIES, I DID MOST OF THE DISHES EXCEPT THE BOWL OF
blacksteel4u2: Now some of this shit just don’t make sense! What? Pre-rinsing the dishes, not using water do eco friendly, makes perfect sense. Heck, I may start doing it.
nicevagina: to do list: go shopping wash the dishes vacuum the duck
spookdoodles: vampires DON’T: do dishes put down towels vampires DO: take bad selfies like a 16 year old on myspace
omorashisuggestion:no, you’re not allowed to pee until you do your half of the chores. i want the dishes clean, the floor mopped, and the leaky faucet fixed up. you’d better get to work.
toxicist: impahled: euo: “Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I’m alone.” Requiem for a Dream (2000) dir. Darren Aronofsky -
sodamnrelatable: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” via sodamnrelatable
invokingbees: weeniebagel: invokingbees: Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy What do you do? “Really,
malt-lacquer: #25 - I Want to Believe the HypeIs anyone else doing the 201 Days of X-Files quasi-marathon? Excuse the tip wear, I’ve washed a LOT of dishes this week.Polishes used:Sally Hansen Celeb CitySally Hansen Green With EnvySinful Colors Cauldron
euo: “Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I’m alone.” Requiem for a Dream (2000) dir. Darren Aronofsky
thegirlwiththeeverchanginghair: LOL NOT CRASHING, JUST RAN OUT OF THINGS TO DOSo I hung out the washing, emptied the dish washer and now I reeeaally have nothing to do.LUCY IS BACK NOW YAY
nickisunshine: Curious Maid Finds a Hitachi - พ.99/15 creditsThis sexy maid trying to clean, but she just can’t help how bored she really is. After doing some dishes with the camera angled up at her perfect ass, she cleans off the kitchen table.
kinkyinga: What the hell, fag? I shouldn’t have to tell you how to serve a Man. Do the fucking laundry, wash the dishes, pick up this place and then get back over here so I can use you as a footstool while I kick back. Now get to it.
wasn’t able to get the energy to take on any large cleaning projects today, but I was able to clean all my makeup brushes, do some dishes, and straighten out the pantry. now my brushes won’t give me pink eye, my sink is almost empty, and
evilkitten3: fantasticfables:one-time-i-dreamt: Perry the platypus is my enemy. But I’m not like, evil, or something, he just keeps breaking through my window to stop me from doing ordinary things like washing the dishes or making the bed and everyone
thomassheen: I like to imagine when no one’s home, Pearl does all the housekeeping while she hums & cleans the dishes after Steven’s many many food episodes. She also likes to make tea, do house repairs, fold clothes, and water the plants.
How many times do I gotta say “The dishwasher is not very good and cannot wash off food stuck to the dishes so they need to be washed off thoroughly before you put them in.” before people actually do that and stop leaving gross crusty food on all
“Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
sonneillonv: libertarirynn: perkachow: upwithcis: sturmgewehrr: bringingupbrighton: Praising men for cleaning the dishes he helped dirty up? Lol They’re praising him for teaching his son to do the right thing. Why do you always seem so bitter about
frenchsub: That’s it. Clean it all. Then you’ll do the floor. And the dishes. And my laundry. All naked, offered, with no privacy. And I promise I will be the one who cleans you, slave.
tfootielover: i like a guy dry and smelling like a guy not like a soap dish but they do look sexy together doing the hummer ;))
Had a nice climb at the gym (I think that helped sweat out the rest of my cold), ate a nice dinner, did all the dishes, and now am sleepy. But I wanna write. Might do a shorter chapter of the Sans/Reader fix just to get one idea out of my head :3
sodamnrelatable: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
laugh-addict: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
cruelman4: Sir, I finished to clean the house, to wash the dishes, to iron your shirts. Do you need me to clean your anus ?
actuallyadhd: baetrice-duke: dragonofeternal: One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done. Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best
I feel productive, I got so much cleaning done today. I wiped down the cupboards, scrubbed the bathroom, scrubbed the kitchen/bathroom floors, did the dishes, wiped down all the counters in the kitchen. All I need to do is laundry, but I can’t
jenniferlawrencedaily: I’m doing what a 23 year-old should be doing, which is going home and hanging out with my friend, who, when I tell her to unload the dishes, will tell me to go screw myself. I like to keep living in reality.
FROM MY MOM, THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE TO KISS HER ASS. IT’S A DIRECT MESSAGE THAT WHILE SHE WASHES THE DISHES, I LICK AND CLEAN HER ASS HOLE REAL GOOD, SO SHE CAN GET THE RPS TREATMENT THAT SHE NEEDS. RIGHT MOM, RIGHT SON AND YOU MAKE SURE YOU DO A
paternal-instinct: Cleaned the house, washed the dishes, did the laundry, and vacuumed the floor—it was the least I could do for my brother who let me move in with him. Aside from the chores, I have an even bigger surprise for Big Bro to show him how
nasalameda: One minute I am doing the dinner dishes..the next…I am getting a handjob in the kitchen…
theirownmoms: Mom’s not going to suck or jerk it for you. That would be wrong! She’s your mother! But… you’re a good son. And she knows how bad you want to do it. And you DID wash all the dishes and mow the lawn. Since she’s such a good mom,
norcula:fairycosmos:fairycosmos:god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes it’s sitting at home on a weekend and feeling this sudden wave of bittersweet nostalgia for something
damesarahoftardis: #oh god this is the best song ever #you put this on and suddenly you can do ANYTHING #YOU CAN LIFT THE SOFA AND VACUUM UNDER IT #YOU CAN DO THE DIRTY DISHES THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE SINK FOR A WEEK #YOU CAN IRON ALL YOUR CLOTHES #BECAUSE
x3livelovelaugh: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” So Accurateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
x3livelovelaugh: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” Omg.
Wow people really do have time for important stuff 😂 i hope you did the dishes, the laundry, you cooked dinner made love to your bae and still have time to be a jerk on my page. I really hope you do
totally-relatable: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
#oh god this is the best song ever #you put this on and suddenly you can do ANYTHING #YOU CAN LIFT THE SOFA AND VACUUM UNDER IT #YOU CAN DO THE DIRTY DISHES THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE SINK FOR A WEEK #YOU CAN IRON ALL YOUR CLOTHES #BECAUSE IN THAT MOMENT
I was super high energy tonight (how and why) and vacuumed and did all the dishes and was sort of productive but then had nothing else I wanted to do and now I started lurkingon fb amd tumblr my old crushes likewhy did i do this to myself !!!!
did-you-just-touch-my-butt: Thanksgiving Just the word makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. So Thanksgiving is still “newish” to me. I’m still trying different ways of doing the turkey 🦃 (I have the side dishes down pat).This year it’s
daysturnintoyears: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
phyrexian-fucker:No see actually doing chores is part of the whole maid kink thing, for me at least, I wanna be doing some dishes and then have my partner bend me over the sink and fuck senseless
dominawritesthings: dragonofeternal: One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done. Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best job, or
There are LOTS of women out there that purely think their job is to serve their husband. While he’s at work, you clean the house, wash the dishes, do laundry. Last time I checked just because you have a penis doesn’t exclude you from doing
