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gingerhaze: i hate dishes and dishes hate me (our apartment actually has a dishwasher but its only purpose so far is for me to keep mistaking it for the oven and trying to put pizzas into it)
dragonofeternal: One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done. Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best job, or finish every dish? No!
#oh god this is the best song ever #you put this on and suddenly you can do ANYTHING #YOU CAN LIFT THE SOFA AND VACUUM UNDER IT #YOU CAN DO THE DIRTY DISHES THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE SINK FOR A WEEK #YOU CAN IRON ALL YOUR CLOTHES #BECAUSE IN THAT MOMENT
do-not-touch-my-food: Nutella Stuffed Deep Dish Chocolate Chip Skillet Cookie
persephene: This is bullshit! Vampires don’t do dishes! What We Do in the Shadows (2014), dir. Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi
amagpie: engage-with-zorp: Passive-aggressive roommate: Leaves a post-it note for you to clean your dishes.Aggressively-passive roommate: Pins you up against the wall and asks if you want to go to Costco. Conflict-Avoidant roommate: washes your dishes
the-moonlight-fashion: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
asexualls: reminders to: -take a shower, you haven’t washed your hair in days -drink water, your body can’t function without liquids -do the dishes, you’ve been putting it off for a while and they’re piling up -take your medication if you’ve
slipperyhotreblogs: “And you’ll do the dishes if I just … show them to you? … Alright, but you can’t tell ANYONE.”
dutchster: when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
oknope: doing the dishes and a piece of food touches your hand and you’re like
subwaywhore: Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
scandal-heartbreak: fuckyeahdementia: he’ll do the dishes while showering [video] Dat face
otterboxes: sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes
ebabiuk1994: “Hey bro go do the dishes and you can have this after😘”
familymakesitbetter: “Son I thought you said you were going to help me do the dishes..?”“I was mom but your ass looks so fuckable!!” Familymakesitbetter.tumblr.com
mothermistress: inlovewithmymom: Mom’s doing the dishes in her sexy underwear again. Looks like she wants more than just her hands to get wet ;) ~ Come here for more https://inlovewithmymom.tumblr.com Sneak up behind her and bury your face in that
accarahara: You ever just wanna be used as a warm mouth and an open set of holes to be used at someone’s leisure? Like they are playing video games but they are also horny so you sit in front of them and suck them off? Or they are doing the dishes and
3always-0124: mylittlesdirtydaddy: 3always-0124: Doing the dishes Awesomely Lol
bleakcreek:link realizing that fic writers keep writing him doing the dishes like
diktin123r: saggymammas: i help this saggy mamma doing the dishes http://intimalbom.com/picture.php?id=5788&va=0
diddily: when your mom tells you to do the dishes
stop–looking: “I thought we were just going to do the dishes?” I lied. 💕
baby-foxx:my favorite part of doing dishes is the little bubbles that come out when you first squeeze the dish soap bottle
how2bake:how2bake:demon gf that insists on making pacts for every little thing “i will do the dishes… for a price (kissies)”
neverfeedthesarcophagi: sikssaapo-p: I would die and do the dishes #a superhero film in which superhuman monstrosity is truly monstrous#and their goodness is strange and imperfect but fierce and resilient and full of optimism#[del toro’s refusal
PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED BY TOUCHING WET FOOD WHILE DOING THE DISHES
omganniephanny: sikssaapo-p: I would die and do the dishes That’s all I want.
kirrrk: hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
charliechastity: I love chastity. It makes being evil to you so comfortable. You asked for this! I’ve got no guilt when I make you go down on me, have you do the dishes, or just tell you to go away.
dutchster:when someone is doing the dishes and you bring in your own
ejaculot: “i don’t care how much homework you have, go and do the dishes”
teenscoolest: subwaywhore: Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
thebimbochaser: What? You won’t clean or do the dishes? You’re hired anyways.
autumnalmutterings: ‘Okay, i guess He was serious about doing the dishes!’
thegagafan: mom: go do the dishes me: I’M NOT A WANDERING SLAVE I AM A WOMAN OF CHOICE
![scandal-heartbreak: fuckyeahdementia: he’ll do the dishes while showering [video] Dat face](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7dccfa2df7ae976d183229c0c1ed0531/tumblr_mtou8zk9hA1rkp3avo1_250.gif)
