dm
NSFW Tumblr
find dm on porn pin board
dm clips
eljackinton: jaffajamjam: Me as a DM. Me when I DM.
outofcontextdnd: Miguel: “Hello?“ DM: You find the room empty, except for a single, still-burning candle. It flickers slightly as you call into the lonely space. Miguel: “Can you hear me?” DM: The candle does not respond.
heartattackkidd: bananonbinary: whats-gender: DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size David:… I throw a rock at him with my slingshot DM: are you sure? This is a fig- David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.
sheesuhheavihitta-deactivated20:Reblog if I can send a NUDE in your DM’s ✨❣️Reblog if I can send a NUDE in your DM’s ✨❣️ Hell yeah
sliviper: oursweetobsession-dm: superbsandwichtimemachine: beardedstrangerpeace: oursweetobsession-dm: Well would you? BabyGirl M 💋 REPEATEDLY AND OFTEN! ♡ ♡ is she in the uk I’m in the US💋 I’d have some fun with you
dndmusings: artsekey: So because my DM works SO HARD to put together more campaign every week, she and I have decided to both run bi-weekly campaigns so she has more time to relax. I’ve never DM’d before, but I’m super excited! This is the first
cats522: theprogramisupgraded: dungeonsdonuts: dungeonsdonuts: Good DM Dan. The fact that this has almost 200 notes is ridiculous… Good DM Dan is a fucking scholar and saint. @our-fantastic-mr-fox
cosmemer: cosmemer: how to avoid dying in D&D: say “hurt me daddy” to the DM every time you take damage and eventually it’ll just so happen that no enemies will attack you this has too many notes and as a DM I regret having put this idea
dariensfw: Main\G rated blog Payment by paypal You can contact me: DM to my twitter Email: darieari15@gmail.com Using Tumblr Ask box or DM I can\will draw: Cartoonish characters (Like Steven Universe, Undertale, Cuphead, Villainous ect.) Humans Mecha
lotsofdifferentporn: TITS AND ASS TITS AND ASS IN MY DM’S IN MY DM’S RIGHT FUCCING NOW RIGHT FUCCING NOW I AM HORNY AF I WANT ASS AND TITS SO PLEASE SEND DONT LET A MAN SUFFER. now thank you for your time. AND SEND NUDEZ.
mistrexxxserena:Dm me now and get feminized don’t come to my dm if you can’t tribute your bitch
minn-o: daddys-chaton-noir: when we got on the elevator, DM pulled out his phone & said, “go ahead.” me: “go ahead?” DM: “you have to be a whore everywhere you go, so you know you want to pull your tits out. go ahead. we don’t have
teensunllmted:HS girl caught in leggings followed around school🤤Dm to purchase full (1:30) 5$Or Dm to trade alike content
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: You guys have been doing exceptionally well, so you know what? I’ll help you out a bit. After walking a while, you find a path in the woods. Player: I eat the path. DM: What? No, you can’t eat the path. Player: I eat the
wynsongbyrd: DM me on SNAPCHAT for my snap info. Snap: WynSongByrd. Say “Tumblr” when you DM me.😚. REBLOG
kailerathien: Obviously this will vary from DM to DM.
leavemebitemarks: want to see more? kik is still ฤ my snapchat is now on sale for ŭ if you want my personal snap for fun videos ;) dm me right now. if you want unlimited kik Dm also!
emeraldsplash: this actually happened Gnome Bard: I shoot the dwarven lady. DM: Why? She just offered you a job. Gnome Bard: I roll a 19. DM: You shoot her in the heart with your crossbow. Some people outside come to see what the noise was. Gnome Bard:
alak-cool: DM, while I’m in combat: “Give me a perception check.” Me: “Uh, 14?” DM: “Nevermind.” Me:
outofcontextdnd: DM: there’s a fork in the road Wizard ooc: I go over and pick it up DM: it’s sentient and stabs you in the eye because fuck you
ha808: ha808: Marc Nishimura Hilo, HI Does anybody still have his nudes? Please DM me!!! I don’t mind to pay you! Before Tumblr is closing down for adult contents, please please share his nude pics or vids, please!!!!!!! DM me!!!!!!
lickitysplittz69-deactivated202:mistress8965:Reblog if you’re ready to be owned by me Dm If you are ready to be owned by me and serve me as your mistress DM on. Kik mistresrihanna Hangout Mistressrihanna682@gmail.comOr clit
outofcontextdnd: “Because fuck you I’m the dm.” this is in fact our dm, getting quite done with us.
mythingthings:Want a custom video? Or a custom pic? Dm me for my prices💕 Want the rest of this video? €20 ❤️ I also cater to fetishes💓Dm me if interested x
yourplayersaidwhat: Player: “I give him my number” DM: Ok, roll a D20 Player: I got a 17 DM: Phones don’t exist in D&D, so you just handed him a piece of paper with the number 17 written on it.
silver-tongues-blog: jemthecrystalgem: animar-smol-of-elephants: b-e-n-d-e-r-7: This is the most unexpected thing and I love it Dnd in a nutshell DM: *sigh* You roll to bend the WOODEN door. Player: *rolls* Critical 20. DM: ….so you bend the door-
thoodleoo: thoodleoo: concept: an ancient roman senate meeting but it’s actually just a game of d&d dm: okay caesar, you’re walking into the senate house. it’s the ides of march.caesar: that soothsayer told me to beware this day, right?dm:
moxperidot: DM: Make a perception check Player: 12? DM: Everything’s fine. Players:
dungeonsdonuts: dungeonsdonuts: dungeonsdonuts: Good DM Dan. The fact that this has almost 200 notes is ridiculous… Good DM Dan - four years and 55,000 notes later! I made this image macro meme back in 2012. Here’s the original image. That’s
the-chibster: theemotionaldm: battlecrazed-axe-mage: Are you sure? ancient DM proverb Other often used DM proverbs that are actually thinly layered warnings; “You can certainly try.”“Do you say that in character?”“Do you say that out loud?”“You
the-dm-experience: ot3: DM is making our characters play price is right to the death and they have to guess how much money this grill costs or take psychic damage starts taking notes
unluckyrose:three main parts of d&d culture are1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”3. when the dm
outofcontextdnd:dm: you cause 8 psychic damage to the commonerbard: yesdm: killing him instantlybard: wait what dm: he’s just a guy
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: As you go to leave the inn, the door opens before you, and a woman enters through. She seems very distraught, and is crying. Wizard: I ask her what the matter is. DM: She explains to you that about a week ago, her boyfriend
yourplayersaidwhat: Player: “I take a book off the shelf” DM: “ No trap door opens up” Player: “ I keep taking books off the shelf” DM: “ there are no trap doors in this room whatsoever” …. Player: “So I’m going keep taking all
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: so you made it back to the main level of this bar, and you see the royal soldiers dragging genevieve, the child you accidentally kidnapped, out of the door. what do you do?half-elven gunslinger: i’m running after them!DM: no
yourplayersaidwhat: Ranger: “I’m going to try and kick the shrub monster into the fire.” DM: “Roll Athletics.” [opposed roll; Ranger rolls a 6 while the shrub monster rolls a nat 20] DM: “…okay. I don’t really know what these things
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: By the way, spectres can’t be detected by the Detect Good and Evil spell. Bard: What about detect asshole? DM: No, they don’t have assholes. Paladin/ Fighter: Then what do I eat? Everyone else: WHAT.
yourplayersaidwhat: Dm: I’ll roll to see how old she is *rolls d100* Oooookaaaaay Roll d100s for your guesses *everyone rolls* Dm: Yeah so the halfing that intimates everyone is 12
yourplayersaidwhat: Me, playing for the first time: *had a total 32 for search* Dm: You find a sword with an emerald hilt… Do you want it? Me: Is it shiny? DM: yeah Me: Yes I want that
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: What do you want to do to seduce this woman? Gnome Wizard: I gnaw on her ankles seductively. DM:Alright, roll for persuasion. Wizard:*Rolls nat 20* Barbarian: He bites her ankles just a little, and she’s instantly wet.
yourplayersaidwhat: Me (DM): You’re in the swamp and your boots keep getting stuck in the mud. Barbarian: What about the horse???? DM: It’s stuck in the mud as well. What do you want to do about it???? Fighter: Can I butcher the horse for meat???
thyrell: swanofmischief: babyprime: when u play a tank and ur dm has a monster attack u @back-tothe-story this is Bál when u play a healer and ur dm has a monster attack u
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: You get a bag of Colding Friend: Colding? Dm: Yeah. As in its a Bag of Holding. But it’s really cold. Friend: Do other items have variations like that? Me - extremely proud of myself and ready to spew nonsense: Decanter of
the-lakes-of-perxion-x52: gm-and-dm-ideas: DM: *Describes any object or character with a bit too much detail.* Players: my hand slipped
yourplayersaidwhat: *DM screen falls during combat, exposing a plate of chicken tenders*DM: nooooo my tendies are exposed!! *scrambles to put up screen*Rest of party: *monklike chant* forbidden tendiesssss
yourplayersaidwhat: Context: Homebrew campaign DM, OOC: I realized all the female NPCs I have are either slutty or smart. Bard: Or? Or? DM: Highly inteligent sluts or really stupid prudes. No in-betweens.
yourplayersaidwhat: For context: I let my players roll for weird things just to humor them.Bard, ooc: How hot is [NPC]?DM: … *sigh* Roll a d10 for hot NPC, I guessBard: *rolls a 10*DM: Oh like, mega hot.A few sessions later, the ranger tried to fix
yourplayersaidwhat: DM, in the midst of describing a scene: “….And Nathan smells the distinct smell of blood. Lots and lots of blood.”The Angel, distracted, looking at a restaurant menu OOC: “Mmmmm, that sounds good!”DM & Players: “WHAT!?”Everyone:
radioactive-dingo:theprogramisupgraded:dungeonsdonuts:dungeonsdonuts:Good DM Dan.The fact that this has almost 200 notes is ridiculous…Good DM Dan is a fucking scholar and saint.ahhhh god I miss playing D&D so much.
daddys-chaton-noir: no wiggle room dcn | DM ( pls leave caption & credit b/c u couldn’t tell how much i flinched since DM’s hold was stupid firm & i was on a stool. ok? ok thnx)
looking4transgendered: dm-me863: zosozeppelin77: (via theheartbreakerz, theheartbreakerz, lisaslesbians)Boroka(via zosozeppelin77)(via dm-me863)(via looking4transgendered)
umm-dm: http://umm-dm.tumblr.com
andhumanslovedstories: I would recommend Fantasy High because there’s a point when one character, a goblin, asks the dm, “how big is this slime monster’s butthole” and the dm is like “um” and the goblin asks, “is it goblin sized” And
sbk919: Reblog to see my big hard nipples in ur DM, Lonely in bed and might upload more vids Dom mommy into GIRLS, girls looking for mommy dm me or kik me BOYS, I SELL VIDS, if you interested message me and say buying, payment first, no preview
theofficialhoneykaine: вσuncє σn чα líkє 💦💦💦💦 ѕkчpє ѕєѕѕíσnѕ ū α mín nudє ѕnαpchαt : dm mє pєrѕσnαl pícѕ αnd vídѕ ѕєnt tσ чσur єmαíl : dm mє
goddessmadison778992:goddesshailey021:Dm me if you ready to loose your virginity and be feminized.Dm my kik: mistressbrattinelaSend me a text on google chat Goddessnatalie60@gmail.com
