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Another Triple-Update I. Sophitia in the Forest (Request) II. Stacey in the Saveroom III. EDI Blowjob (Request) BTW: Testes some HL2-DM Maps in SFM. dm_tech and dm_zest work fine for me (they have HDR). dm_Tech is used in the EDI Pic. ENJOY!
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yotsuben: yourplayersaidwhat: DM: You see a dog Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it? DM: Uh… Sure? Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss* DM: You slap the dog
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yourplayersaidwhat: DM: ok, so you just helps your friend burn down a house. You see two kids in there. what do you do? Me: I go up to the kids and play innocent Dm: What do you say? Me: (in character) who did this? Dm: they point at you and say
outofcontextdnd: DM: “So, what will you do in your spare time?”Barbarian: “I sit down and write a poem about blood.” DM: Roll intellect. Barbarian: *Rolls a 2* DM: “After staring at the blank parchment for over an hour, you remember you’re
itsisismate: new dm movie theories: to pay respect to the original DM series and to recreate the same DM feeling, the art style will drastically change in anatomy and quality every 20 minutes
yourplayersaidwhat: We are playing an spacefinder and our DM has to keep holding up the book so we can see what the aliens look like DM: the shop is run by a human DM holds up books so we can all see a picture of a human DM: I don’t know why I held
outofcontextdnd: Me (Ranger): I follow the evil monk along the roof tops, trying not to be seen DM: Okay, stealth roll Me: *Facepalm* 2 DM: You think you are being stealthy….. Me: *exasperated* but? DM: You are now Kronk from the Emperors New Groove
outofcontextdnd: DM: You guys find yourself in a forsaken tundra Mage: Im going to build a snowman! DM: Roll Mage: *Rolls a 1 on d20* DM: Congratulations you’ve set the tundra on fire somehow
morkaischosen: gm-and-dm-ideas: Barbarian: “Can I try to lift the entire house?” DM: “I guess? Make a strength check” Barbarian: “Nat 20!!” DM: A nat 20 does not guarantee success when the impossible is attempted. Discuss. I entirely agree
yourplayersaidwhat: Paladin: Where the fuck am I? (She fell into a cavern of some sort) DM: Roll perception… Paladin: *rolls nat 1* DM: You have no clue. Paladin: Where the fuck is everyone else? DM: Um…perception. Paladin: *rolls 2* DM: You have
neinto5: DM: hi! welcome to my air d&d. guest: don’t you mean air b&b? DM: no. [distant roar] DM: roll for initiative.
yourplayersaidwhat: Archaeologist: Can I have a flute as my signature item? DM: Are you proficient in it? Archaeologist: No DM: Are you going to play it? Archaeologist: All the god damn time. DM: Then of course.
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: Alright, no more dumb questions. Me: Can I ask a smart question? DM: Uhhh…yeah. Sure. Me: What’s the molecular weight of barium? *DM then sighs, and slowly pulls out his phone to look it up*
yourplayersaidwhat: Bard: I poke the slime with a stick. DM: Squish squish. It’s slime. Paladin: Guys, I think it’s slime. Bard: Turn around, let’s see if it moves. DM: Squish squish, it’s slime. Ranger: I’ll touch it with o n e toe. DM: Squish
yourplayersaidwhat: Dm: As you guys wake up I want you guys to make a perception check Me (rogue): *rolls 9* Cleric: *rolls 10* Dm: Everything is fine Cleric: NO ITS NOT Me (ooc): Can I insight the DM. Dm: sure if you can roll a nat 20 on insight.
gm-and-dm-ideas: Player: “I do <insert stupid thing>” DM: “…Are you sure?” Player, with unearned confidence: “Yup!” Dm: “…Ok”
yourplayersaidwhat: DM to our half-orc during combat: “He hits you for x amounts of damage” Half-orc (ooc): “Great I’m almost dead” DM: “Don’t you get damage reduction as a barbarian?” Half-orc (ooc): “Um, I’m a paladin?!” DM:
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: “It’s honestly hard for plants not to vore you.”Player 1: “I don’t like that, at all. I have to put it in the quotes page, but I don’t like it.”DM: “How else would they attack you?”Player 1: “Strangle you.”DM:
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