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discount-supervillain: now I know what you’re thinking, why does she have a band-aid? The answer is one of the lesser known side effects of the wacky tabaccy. Namely, an overly familiar attitude towards unfriendly cats. (also, they’re not pink, they’re
discount-supervillain: kicking… It’s probably the rabbit chasing dream.
discount-supervillain: I also don’t really know what’s cute. It’s all cute to me.
discount-supervillain: Space Dewey
discount-supervillain: I’m gonna point it out here, because it’s kind of hard to see, but the rocking chair is hand shaped. And colored like their ship.
discount-supervillain: who wouldn’t
discount-supervillain: a mistake.
discount-supervillain: my bet’s on the gorilla
discount-supervillain: beware el peridotto, biter of hairalso
discount-supervillain: keep on fighting, baby.
discount-supervillain: minor regret
discount-supervillain: like two pieces of a puzzle, fitting perfectly together
discount-supervillain: frizzy buzziness.
discount-supervillain: always wear sunscreen. 35 spf unless your doctor tells you otherwise.
discount-supervillain: stairs are hard.
discount-supervillain: It really sneaks up on you.
discount-supervillain: Sometimes when it comes to hair, you’ve just gotta follow your heart, baby.
discount-supervillain: (nobody tell sugar we all know she took the intricacies of gem society from the Invader Zim aliens)
discount-supervillain: kumusta, baby. I feel like I’m missing a reference, but I gotta stand by my choice of reverses.
discount-supervillain: sometimes, I miss honor.
discount-supervillain: I feel you, P. Just kidding. No I don’t. Nerd.
discount-supervillain: Yup. I like it when people are able to express emotions with fists and when you get coins by beating people in combat.
discount-supervillain: I… I mean, you know they’re just foreign, right? They’re not dumb or anything. Actually, they seem pretty smart. And the way gems reproduce is really almost identical to humans, just on a larger scale. (P.S. I know you’re
discount-supervillain: I’ll accept your fujoshi hug. I won’t enjoy it, but it goes against my policies to turn down a hug.edit: NO I DIDN’T FORGET STEVEN’S GEM WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES I’LL SEE YOU
discount-supervillain: tfw u want to shout about indignities but so comfy
discount-supervillain: guys I think I have a problem
discount-supervillain: pajomos
discount-supervillain: hoodies are just a cheap tactic to make cute gems cuter
discount-supervillain: IS YOUR LION MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, CONSTANTLY STOMPING AROUND AND DRIVING YOU CRAZY?!
discount-supervillain: I’m a rock star, baby, emphasis on star. Also emphasis on rock.
discount-supervillain: don’t look at me like that. This is your fault. Well, no, wait, it is my fault. CURSE MY ARTISTIC INSTINCTS.
discount-supervillain: “Sapphire an average bolt of negative lightning carries an electric current of 30,000 amperes (30 kA), and transfers 15 coulombs of electric charge and 500 megajoules of energy. Large bolts of lightning can carry up to 120 kA
discount-supervillain: twas a ruse
discount-supervillain: i believe in you, peridot. you can do it.
discount-supervillain: how are my levels
discount-supervillain: ok. I admit it. I’ve been watching kung fu panda. Don’t judge me.
discount-supervillain: perperonnies. I’d put it on pizza, but I’m not such a big fan of hair in my food.
discount-supervillain: the break?
discount-supervillain: I don’t remember what the joke was supposed to be on this one. Something about two pearls, and only one of them can be in the house? I don’t know. Looking back, I don’t get it, why is one pearl so happy to be sisters with
discount-supervillain: you have angered the soy
discount-supervillain: perisnot
discount-supervillain: when I grow up I want to be an alien
discount-supervillain: on an unrelated note
discount-supervillain: I bet Connie’s the type of person who moves the controller like they’re driving when they play mariokart
discount-supervillain: scratchy scratchy
discount-supervillain: I’m uncomfortable.
discount-supervillain: Does it count as a t-shirt if there’s a neck thingie? air bud ref: there’s nothing in the rulebook that says it isn’t! oh, alright then
discount-supervillain: I was in band called Wiz Biz, but I got kicked out after they realized I was a sorcerer, not a wizard.
discount-supervillain: dressed for success
discount-supervillain: I don’t run for exercise, I run from my past.
discount-supervillain: chew chew chew
discount-supervillain: the moral is that sharing isn’t always caring
discount-supervillain: here to clean up messes
discount-supervillain: this week on things DSV did: drew a tower instead
discount-supervillain: hey kids u wanna see somethin’ rough
discount-supervillain: some people might think that Lapis’ favorite drink is High C but I hear it’s actually seaweed tea.
discount-supervillain: Well, I assume it was something like that
discount-supervillain: that snake really is nasty
discount-supervillain: I’m sure he’s fine. Cats just aren’t supposed to eat that much pizza.
