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discount-supervillain: half the calories TWICE THE FLAVOR
discount-supervillain: Something like that, I guess.
discount-supervillain: I always think it’s sad when religion comes between family.
discount-supervillain: Start the dirges, boys, my tablet’s taking a dive. I’m glad I had the foresight to start commissions when I did, because my faithful companion’s gears are twisting themselves up pretty good.Sidenote: the joke here is that
discount-supervillain: ah, my ancient enemy, clothing that technically fits, but isn’t really comfortable.
discount-supervillain: somebody stole her height, and she’s gonna find out who. p.s. it’s sadie
discount-supervillain: To be honest, when it comes to SU, I don’t really ever use references except for colors, so this was probably cheating. 13:47
discount-supervillain: THE WHICH CRYING BREAKFAST FRIEND ARE YOU QUIZ STRIKES AGAIN
discount-supervillain: I used to date a girl with legs like that. Of course, it came to a pretty abrupt end when I was banned from the Zoo for sexually harassing the Giraffes. Prudes.
discount-supervillain: (p.s. it’s peewee’s big adventure)
discount-supervillain: peridot hats are the latest fashion where I live.
discount-supervillain: as a sidebar, I kinda wanted to talk about Stevonnie’s clothes. I recently saw some people talking about how they didn’t change, but, I mean, really they did. Or at least, one article did. If you’re ever rewatching the
discount-supervillain: you got a PROBLEM with RHOMBUSES bro?
discount-supervillain: I kinda want one.
discount-supervillain: “You have to stop clicking on those ‘Hot Singles in your area’ Ads. Once, I can understand. Twice, I can forgive. But six times? Peridot. You’re bummin’ me out.”
discount-supervillain: alternatively
discount-supervillain: it’s not even plugged in.
discount-supervillain: trying to get the gears turning again, but the draw of fallout is still pretty strong.
discount-supervillain: I can’t wait for the episode about Connie finding out that Steven doesn’t know how to tie shoes. And then that Greg and the Crystal Gems don’t know how to tie their shoes. And then, finally that the only people in beach city
discount-supervillain: Well, there’s one anyways.
discount-supervillain: zoodoop boop badoop.
discount-supervillain: Well, you can only see the steam of the cocoa, but that’s life, I guess.
discount-supervillain: Well, I guess she’s a bit less square.
discount-supervillain: she is still lazuli though
discount-supervillain: see you gem cowboy.
discount-supervillain: don’t worry, her hair is radiation proofed. (p.s. the reason she’s got her finger on the trigger is because she’s getting ready to dust the next person who tries to explain trigger discipline)
discount-supervillain: so there are six reasons I went with a ghidorah costume, your freebies are that she has two tales, and was a monster from deep space sent to wipe out life on earth. Can you guess the other four?
discount-supervillain: They’re not as useful, but that’s life, I guess.
discount-supervillain: uh oh
discount-supervillain: “STEVEN YOU SAID WATER COULDN’T HURT ME” “I LIED”
discount-supervillain: I considered doing what you wanted but decided this was funnier. I might do the other thing later.
discount-supervillain: Happy Thanksgiving guys. This year, I’m most thankful for the person without whom my life would be bland and meaningless. They bring color into a dull world, and if they put a smile on my face every day. I love you, me. Aw, me,
discount-supervillain: Goddamn that lady’s got style.
discount-supervillain: Man that’s weird. Really highlights how pale she is.
discount-supervillain: Every book’s a kid book if the kid can read, baby.
discount-supervillain: farm up
discount-supervillain: HOMEWORLD GRUNT PERIDOT wants to battle!
discount-supervillain: I’m glad I had the chance to do this because it literally just happened. Even the shooting star. Even me thinking ‘see ya space cowboy.’Oh, I also kinda want to say that it’s the only time I’ve seen somebody fly into
discount-supervillain: char-m up
discount-supervillain: You get used to it.
discount-supervillain: That particular experience is especially awkward with a crab, because they are very quick to both fall in love, and commit to a relationship.
discount-supervillain: happy birthday
discount-supervillain: I just sort of realized I’ve never kissed somebody under a mistletoe. Wait. I’m also not sure I’ve ever actually seen a mistletoe. Even Ironically.
discount-supervillain: I’ve been drinking this pepermint soda. Like, candy cane soda. It’s weird. I think it’s giving me stat bonuses, but I don’t know what they are. Like, perception maybe? but like, dnd perception, not fallout perception, which
discount-supervillain: christmas creep cometh
discount-supervillain: and Garnet’s Santa because of her thighs full of jelly! additionally
discount-supervillain: maybe something like this?
discount-supervillain: I wonder what she’s dreaming about. oh
discount-supervillain: new and improved.
discount-supervillain: I’ve done this before, but it was fun so oh well. That’s life.
discount-supervillain: the facial expression I was going for was “I want that icecream, but that dog has claimed it, but I am stronger than dog, but violence isn’t always the answer, but I want that icecream”additionally
discount-supervillain: It’s not cold enough here.
discount-supervillain: leggo my preggo
discount-supervillain: It’s a blessing and a curse.
discount-supervillain: If you guys haven’t read BACK, you should check it out. Very nice.
discount-supervillain: not much draw today, for I have traveled to the land of my father’s father, for kissmath
discount-supervillain: THE DRAMA, THE INTRIGUE, THE CHITIN!
discount-supervillain: Garnet just came to play Magic
discount-supervillain: it’s a tough transition. (also ya gotta stop tha bot. very unstylish.)
