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So I’m definitely not pregnant. Just my body fucking with me. I’m going back to bed
gorandomshesaid: cursed child spoilers: it’s this convoluted story of time travel and complete OOC mess me: this shit is funny but I’ll wait for the book to come out because it’s definitely not that JKR:
pidgeonpagonis: Woke up, and this is still real || Thanks @nationalgeographicmagazine for asking me to be a part of your Gender Issue. From what I can see, and after reading some of the reactions online, it’s definitely not perfect. For instance,
submissivewelshranger:reluctantbeta1:lisalein22:enchantress-of-the-mind:Not Me, dear boi…ARE you??Always The whole weekend??? 😧Definitely
bingetheforks-mulltheknives: dil-howlters-hotdog-suit:I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT A pleasant surprise Actually made me motion sick o.o
spookyboudicca: browngirlblues: It’s so funny to me that people really think that giving teachers guns is going to solve the mass shooting crisis in this country What do you think would solve it? Definitely not giving teachers guns? I work in public
clittyslickers: browngirlblues: spookyboudicca: browngirlblues: It’s so funny to me that people really think that giving teachers guns is going to solve the mass shooting crisis in this country What do you think would solve it? Definitely not
moshgoblin: idolatrys: My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted. me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two
breederseeder: katrinajadefetishmodel: i was definitely not on bc when rob piper filled me up with cum twice in my newest shoot. Let’s hope for a nice healthy impregnation.. ;)
robin48-blog: fantasycum: as-true-as-bi-can-be: Words I would love to hear a beautiful woman say to me at a bar. definitely NOT…actually i PREFER that!! :) no. Where did you buy that dress?
ftwaynewaitress: Definitely not perfect… but that just makes me more fuckable right?
johnegbear: your-true-strength: kanayas-not-takin-yo-shit: Shit, I’m late for the Host Club! Great, now senpai will definitely notice me… SENPAI WON’T SEE. HE’S LATE, TOO. REMEMBER WHEN
literallythekremlin: thewickedonee: The world is falling apart me when im definitely not guilty of human rights abuses
asklucidfantasy: forgottenblue: halianfromplanetzork: Inspired from the fact that on occasion, Springtrap will look at you from the doorway, then bugger off. (which amuses me) Hahaha. It would appear the ventilation is definitely NOT working. I
jontaargaryens: like i am definitely not the biggest fan of hillary clinton on a personal level but ive gained a whole new sense of respect for her because theres no way i could stand on stage next to a giant orange skittle yelling over me for this long
fxckoverdose: legalizelgbtlove: itswhateverbraaaah: Lol no krashlyn is definitely not a thing no way 😂😍😍😍😍😍 if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is im unstable omfg LOVE ME
aliciaaadani: cockblocktavia: Lake Hillier, Australia someone take me to this pink ass lake pls aw passed a pink lake in melbourne but it was definitely not this ANYWAY they look cool would like 2 revisit
bis3xua1:bestitaliandaddy:So, I sure the response will be overwhelming for me when I post this !!! Don’t be shy !!! I’m definitely not !!
kinkyandslutty: Those eyes when you realise I am definitely not stopping until my balls hit your chin. Gag for me my lovely slut, I want to hear you nice and clear.
Just going to briefly say how upset i am about the election results, and not dwell on my fate because let’s face it, i (luckily?) don’t live in the UK any more- for the moment at least. Goodness knows what will happen to me if the new governent gets
cravehiminallways212: Whew. The world is definitely not ready for two of me… ;) Lol…. One is enough…💋
joyhysteric: I’m 36 today and never felt better or been happier and definitely not too old for a puppy face filter. Add me on snap: meljoyhysteric 🐶
crystuls: perks of dating me: u will be the hot one Definitely not true @greeneyedgirrl
tu-sexologo: irmystripulation: dil-howlters-hotdog-suit: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT creí que me iba a asustar xDDDDD jajajaja igual xdddd siempre estoy alerta xd
fannishtalk: sugarkittykisses:so-hockey-eh:Yes you, captain indignantHe definitely says “ME?!?!”, and then “Are fucking kidding?!”Are we placing any bets on whether or not the next thing out of his mouth was “FUCKING HORSESHIT FUCKING CALL!!!”? (Sorry,
I’m definitely not mad at the old black lady who insisted on showing me every leg machine at the gym 🍑
moshgoblin: idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
whiteonricegirls: It might look like a dragon, but in fact the actual symbolic meaning is “I’m a tramp, use me, everyone else has”. Definitely not marriage material unless you’re determined to get AIDS. Nice legs tho!
mxh93: Hey everyone, Just want to let you guys know that I’m currently sick with a little cold so I’m sorry for not posting or blogging in general! Once I’m back to feeling better you’ll definitely see me improve my body again! Until then, enjoy
jockjizz: jeanscumpig: Shame this is a waist of Cum Definitely not a waste…after all the construction guys blew their loads, they brought me in. I got on my knees and slurped and sucked up every drop of precious, thick baby batter. This happens every
cheatingonaloser: I don’t get when girls I know say they can’t stand the taste of cum. It’s definitely not the best taste in the world, but I enjoy swallowing moreso because it makes me feel hot as fuck. I enjoy it so much to the point where I
soy-un-weon-enano:tu-sexologo:irmystripulation:dil-howlters-hotdog-suit: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT creí que me iba a asustar xDDDDD jajajaja igual xdddd siempre estoy alerta xd CTM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
“Are you cold? Or just happy to see me?” asked Mr. Crude.“I’m definitely not cold,” replied Carol. “I can feel the heat from between my thighs.”
sluttymind: hate to say it, but this image kind of drives me wild… You’re definitely not alone
dirtyberd: cyberho: Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! Idk, it has definitely got me places
ko1254: valcalmom: mommyspornworld: Mom and son porn I can’t forget it for sure! I’ll definitely not forget it He literally split and stretched me open
You are starting to drive me insane. And this is definitely not a good thing.
You’re definitely not in a position to make me pissed off and irritated…
mement0mori: me apologizing : I was right and I’m definitely not sorry bye
rubi-supersayayin: tu-sexologo: irmystripulation: dil-howlters-hotdog-suit: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT creí que me iba a asustar xDDDDD jajajaja igual xdddd siempre estoy alerta xd 7u7
tu-sexologo:irmystripulation: dil-howlters-hotdog-suit: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT creí que me iba a asustar xDDDDD jajajaja igual xdddd siempre estoy alerta xd
mr-share-your-girl: atrevidasdepuertoricoo: SE ME PARO!! Her ass 😍😍😍😍…. Definitely not pulling out. 🤷🏾♂️
scintillicious:“It’s girls like you that give older married women like me a bad name”“Should I leave then?”“Definitely not”
stickitup4me: Definitely not reversed 😎 her ass Just opens up for me 👌🏾👏🏾👏🏾
a-little-ginger2016: ladyoffire814: duckie325: Word!! And if you can’t then fucking own it and go fuck yourself!! 🔥🔥🔥 Definitely not perfect but I am me
dantia: i can never not reblog miranda. she is the definition of perfection i swear
cthulhu-with-a-fez: ruff-n-tuff: thehijackbunny: riseofthebigfour: If this wasn’t the most intense Disney moment of your life, then please. Reevaluate your definition of intense… Um…not saying that this scene isn’t intense, ‘cause it
naughtygeorgia: asnowbunniesparadise: endingmyrace: Her first black cock. Definitely not her last. ✨🐇✨ Ah fuck yeah! Just love a sexy slut naked with just her fuck me heels riding her black stallion and taking her pleasures from him !!🙏👍😍🔥😈
kcl1628: Showering in tights may not be for everyone, but it’s definitely for me! Heavenly. If you haven’t tried it, you’re missing out 😛💋 😍❤️❤️❤️
soy-un-weon-enano: tu-sexologo:irmystripulation:dil-howlters-hotdog-suit: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT creí que me iba a asustar xDDDDD jajajaja igual xdddd siempre estoy alerta xd CTM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MESES
imthepunchlord: annleckie: I see no lie. Definitely not. My mom had to tell her friends to stop buying me Barbies because of how I played with them. I ripped their heads off and stuffed them down a hollow crocodile toy I had. My dad would dig them out
man idk what’s happening to me but my boobs are DEFINITELY bigger and I actually have an ass to grab onto even darfin has noticed WHATS GOING ON
tu-sexologo:irmystripulation:dil-howlters-hotdog-suit: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT creí que me iba a asustar xDDDDD jajajaja igual xdddd siempre estoy alerta xd
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