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On the one hand, the responsible thing to do in light of organ pain is probably. like. something. Blood test if nothing else.On the other, this regimen is going away in two days, and freaking out, or having people around me freak out, over results that
imamwmheadgiver: LOVE this sequence…one problem with it though - it’s not ME sucking that phat fat cock of Girth Brooks’. He’s definitely on my Bucket List of cocks I’d love to be sucking off too!
moshgoblin: idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
fy-shineexo: 140503 Blue Night Radio listener: my boyfriend drank and after he called me by another girl’s name, what should I do? J: Please bash him…. J: That is definitely not acceptable. It even came out in lyrics too… (recites first 2 lines
theheartmaid: lol i suck at art wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking delete later just an in-class doodle lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later this is the fucking definition of artists
moshgoblin: idolatrys: My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted. me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two
lucifer-against-maps:if you’re anti-nb please unfollow me. as someone who is nb we would definitely not get along
keeppthevibe: I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody
chibird: I feel great about talking 1 on 1 with most people, but interacting in large groups with strangers is definitely not a strong point for me. >///< Shy, introverted ghost understands.
dumbandpretty: Thank you to the Anon who sent me the links describing what a ponygirl is. Definitely not my thing, but there are aspects of it that I think are kind of hot!
breadgirl-ffa:Wait… you were the one that was meant to be getting fat, not me 😳Fine, you can play with my belly for a bit. But as soon as you’re done, I’m feeding you so much food that you’ll learn a new definition of “full”.
kwartha: fatsteph86: This is me, after a good meal (5 plates of okay Golden Corral food). 246 is what the scale said. Time to start cutting back again though, definitely not the direction I want to go… That’s 26 pounds in just about 3.5 weeks. :-/
gamefreaksnz: Verso! No, it’s not me, it’s definitely YOU!!
godtricksterloki: himedays: This was the moment shit got real for me. The moment Carlton became the most badass character. I wouldn’t go so far as “bad-ass” but definitely not the character he was portrayed as so far.
kalecaruba:dragon boy. he’s definitely a runt, those wings are not functional. lol. possibly a new oc? i dunno. i cant decide on a color scheme for him.
daddys-little-princessdoll: surprisebitch: ohhaiitskris: majesty: i wish my dad was like that I don’t think that’s her dad tbh definitely not her biological dad This makes me giggle
taboobrotherhood: Nice yng bois barebackin’ in the woods. Definitely not the first time they have done this you can tell. Fucking hot. Older brother teaching younger brother how to be a man. follow me at http://taboobrotherhood.tumblr.com
alexinspankingland: Masturbating on school grounds was definitely not in accordance with school rules. Since I thought it was alright to behave like that outside, Mr. Kennedy decided it was alright to punish me for it outside, too. (Check the whole thing
ears-awake-eyes-opened:isvvc-pvscvl:Happy Bisexual Visibilty day! Whether you’re able to be visible or not, you are valid and you are loved!Being “somewhere in the middle” definitely makes me a better writer of romantic fiction and poetic prose.
gnimaerd: youknowyourebritishwhen: winter-fire-fly: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! I’m sorry, but people aren’t going to die from it being 91 degrees F outside. I LIVE IN 110 DEGREES F. Just saying. People will be fine. That is definitely not that hot.
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reptiliannes: Are you ever just sitting by yourself and think “I should really listen to ‘Interior Crocodile Alligator’?” just me? Definitely not just you.
definitelycanrelate: Definitely Can Relate?!?! Follow me.
cinnamoney: crusheseveryday: cinnamoney: feeling good lately even though a RUDE little part of my brain is telling me I’ve been eating too much// definitely not eating too much! This is just gorgeous. Thank you for sharing with us. one thing
underlockandkey: Finally got my boyfriend locked up in a new cb6000. He hadn’t orgasmed for 5 days until yesterday when he was fucking me and accidentally gave himself a ruined orgasm. Definitely not fucking him again in the near future as he can’t
moshgoblin:idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
Life has been kicking me around quite a bit recently so I haven’t been able to be active around here as much as I’d like, but I can say I’m super excited for next week’s episodes and I will definitely be posting about them no matter what inconvenient
detecivesangelstardisandwands: supernaturalapocalypse: theheartofadirewolf: Are you kidding me right now this is definitely not a coincidence. WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYTHING HONESTLY
cwriverdalegifs: “Everything we’re doing with Josie is very different. It’s unique and particular to me and how I see her, also tied in with how she was depicted originally. She’s definitely not ditzy. She’s very determined, she’s very specific
theasianinitiation: unfffunfffunff: IS HE GAY/BI? someone tell me!! definitely not.
sassyfitblog: Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming of Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, it you ____________________________________ Yup! I Definitely have a Case of the Mondays. Lol!
g-moneyrosenbucks: Me when I’m supposed to be doing something in class and am most definitely not doing that thing
clarieintimates: A little personal info, if you guys know me irl, you’ll know that I’m definitely not the kind of person who’s even the least into the cute and pastel coloured pretty shit kind of style LOL. More of a dark and black and more black
anneandhenry: lustfullest: anneandhenry: Fuck Me Nah. It’s definitely not you.
I find myself disliking the things around me so much. I’m definitely not a product of my environment.
morganxsterling: Morgan looked up, “Well, you are definitely not who I thought you were.” he said, blinking at the blonde, “Although I’m afraid your name is kind of escaping me at the moment.” he confessed, extending his hand “I’m Morgan.”
qookyquiche: 30-Day Art Exper- I mean- Challenge Day 1 - You or your personaOk, so first experiment…color. Yeah, ugh hmm. Definitely not my best but its a start. Yes that is me :P
maleslavetrainer: Another random hitchhiker… trying to show a little skin to entice the *right* ride. But I’m definitely not *right* to him. He, however… is just right to me.
rawpix: dark/connec†ion…ღ…★milk/me★ This kitten, is definitely not getting enough milk. Sigh…
queenbattletits: “I don’t like playing as female protagonists in games because I can’t identify with them and it breaks immersion!” yeah well if a bedroom-dwelling white uni girl like myself can get pretty deeply and emotionally immersed
Sometimes you just have to accept it for what it is. Rejection: happens to everyone, don’t feel targeted. Questions: the best ones usually have no definite answer. Tragedies : source can be from numerous occurrences but could not have been
jontaargaryens: like i am definitely not the biggest fan of hillary clinton on a personal level but ive gained a whole new sense of respect for her because theres no way i could stand on stage next to a giant orange skittle yelling over me for this long
marissarei: wuuthradical: marissarei: Also. I’m definitely not explaining things or educating white people for free anymore. I’m linking to my PayPal every time you all come into my inbox asking me to give you detailed explanations on XYZ. I’m
ftwaynewaitress: Definitely not perfect… but that just makes me more fuckable right?
shortstuff-67: So I’m definitely not one to ask for anything but I’ve been wanting to get a new tattoo that says SHORT STUFF on my side.. So if any of my awesome followers want to make a deal it will cost me .. if you want to do so I’ll give
originalike: Poor Bambam, her dream will never come true. Definitely having Jericho and Lucifer in a sexual way together is not an option.And if you add Bambam to the combination… 100% impossible. Btw thanks for the compliment for the bunnies drawing
chonpo21: vergasyfetichesgay: Cute ripped asian dude showing his fucking huge cock! …If u wanna see other horny guys follow me at vergasyfetichesgay Guy looks Latino, maybe Mexican, but definitely not Asian. Anyways, guy is handsome and very
anonymousfragger: rocketjumpwaltz: i had a list of things i absolutely needed to draw today and, yknow, handjobs were definitely not on that list. huh. “Let me help you with that.” Drift’s voice was quiet but light, his fingers moving
Glad I took the day off from work for this… Definitely not in a good state to go in. Time for me to eat lunch, then go home and just relax by playing Mass Effect. I wonder how close I am to the end of ME1…
Thank you asshole brain. I definitely was not expecting an anxiety attack coupled with severe depression after that this week. orz Currently waiting for the urgent care doctor and I’m in a literal countdown of another anxiety attack ffffffff
mardinofchatzuk: “You don’t think it’s a little… t—” “Catty?” “…I was going to say tacky.” “Oh, no, definitely not. Just the thing for this party.” “Remind me why we’re going to a party instead of sorting out this weird business
d-wraven: I thought this was a rom com… the big spike going through her chest seems to tell me that this manga has developed into a different beast. It’s still pretty damn good, but it’s definitely not the story I thought it’d be back when
yeonsteven: Y'know, I’m definitely not unaware of the fact that I am Asian or unaware of the fact that sometimes they pigeonhole you, or they write you into specific situations or roles. But, y'know, after I get the job, for me, all that fades.
ctd1977: underlockandkey: Finally got my boyfriend locked up in a new cb6000. He hadn’t orgasmed for 5 days until yesterday when he was fucking me and accidentally gave himself a ruined orgasm. Definitely not fucking him again in the near future as
wickedlywenchy: IS this too much ass for these shorts? Definitely not, looks perfect to me
iamlexi2000: That’s definitely not going to fit unless u force me to take it all!
brosephmcphearson: steadypickingmyfro: naturalgals: I’m brown skinned and I can honestly say that this past year has been the time of COLOR for me.I’ve came out of my shell as far as appearance and I’m definitely not afraid of color on my lips.my
