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benisftw: stfulily: pu-lse: its-all-fucked: itsgottabeniallonlyniall: kenny-th3-great: Wow. Just wow. I. DID. NOT. EXPECT. THAT. AT. ALL. LET ME DIE This, I’ll reblog. Holy. Shit. Almost cried. Dead. Oh… omg, I didn’t expect that, my heart
beckylucia: jetaime-shantelle: altered-judgement: 1enny: kushandcake: When my mom tells me I can’t get my favourite snack at the grocery store lol LMFAO DEAD “I can’t ever get SHIT!” lmao deadddd so true cryingggggggggggg
shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE
xxxjiaaxxx: boredbronxnigga: 50shadesofdope: boredbronxnigga: Girls dead don’t care if you taking a final, she’ll send you a nude and tell you to come beat that pussy up while you leaving everything blank cus you don’t know shit, you ain’t
the-truth-eludes: Fucking shitty, Fucking made by me and shit Real Friends :: Dead
wwolfparty: when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
ryanroasts: if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong
dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704: If I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick
strangeparker:jane-juliet:stacey-brighteyes:anjefkjdjhff lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol I’m dead. This killed me. Put the URL to this video in my tombstone.
aboywithablog: y0ungthegiant: HOLY SHIT IM CRYINg hahahahah The internet has killed me. Goodbye world. DEAD.
nadaatall: odysseyeurobeat: hunniusagi: I lost my shit at 1:40 OHMYGOD COMPLETELY DEAD
yourmediahasproblems: so apparently now that joan rivers is dead, she’s being remembered as some groundbreaking feminist comedic icon well when i die can i be remembered as a three-headed sex god, since we’re just making shit up now?
transgalacticwanderer: jemeryl: transtoffee: nerdy-trans-girl: Screaming!!!! I’m so happy right now. This is literally the best thing. All the warm fuzzy happy feelies T_T HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I AM DEAD RIGHT NOW! THE GOOD SHIP CLAIRTEN IS SAILING!
astrohala: ladymiraculousbug: notlorenzo: harshwhimsy: shitpost-senpai: Cat:FREE HIM! this is the cutest shit ive ever seen The cat learned to press the button, dead! I wanna show this for my section on behaviorism and operant conditioning. Cat
hartosexuals-mdk: 2-fab-4-ur-shit: thispondistoosmall: I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection. Translation Never If I ever stop reblogging this please presume I’m dead
The tumblr community has taught one another how to dispose of a dead body without leaving trace evidence behind. and to cover all of your tracks. I wouldn’t go messing shit up, yahoo.
rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
ashleighna-cole: yatir: blasianxbri: nachi-tamagotchi: cosbyykidd: dopegirlkush: I AM FUCKIN ROLLIN..THis shit has me dead!!!!!!!!! She completely embarrased herself I didn’t know if she was dancing or if she was tryna square up OMGGG I forgot
deeplesbian: black-american-queen: kingpushatits: troke: Shit crazy out here Dead ass The Pacific NW right now Noooooo liesssss
I’ve heard white drunk college boys say more disrespectful shit to cops than Sandra Bland did, but she is dead…and they have graduated with their degrees. Have decent to good jobs. Living life.
thundabolt: kisertet: SO DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN’T FEED SHEDINJA IN POKEMON AMIE BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING DEAD HOLY SHIT
jerryterry: elionking: ahighlyfunctioningfangirl: God is trying to apologize “Oh shit, my bad bruh” He was declared dead but then they looked at his health bar and realized there was still a bit left
cyberni: snowcoeurl-xiv: splybox: thatpettyblackgirl: WHAT THE FUUUUCK This dude got caught in the middle of some spy shit Are they dead is there an update?
queen-piece-of-shit:amroyounes:The secret to lasting relationships ;)And they say romance is dead
britecolourphreak: anchoredvision: jay-why-pee: vinebox: cocaineteas: toomuchfashion: YOOOOOOO OH MY GOD!! WATCH THIS!!!! I’m fucking dead watch this Oh my god the levels to this shit Brruuuhhhh….fr tho?! 😂
arsenicfox:saharatha:jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here
tmirai: evil-shenanigans-alpha: sarcasmsuitsme: crustyoltanker: leveractionlady: dirtyrotteninfidel: tastefullyoffensive: How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo) 😂😂 holy shit @outlaw-lady @leveractionlady @sidearmsandstarwars
im-simmin: gurrenbuster: railroadsoftware: tofugoddess: Why would you put raw chicken into a soup and have it cook in the broth and spread its disgusting pathogens and shit. That’s a chunk of a raw dead animal just floating in your soup 😷 that’s
queen-piece-of-shit: amroyounes: The secret to lasting relationships ;) And they say romance is dead
Talk so much shit, I wake a dead man up.
krxs10:!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!An Unarmed Black teen was just shot dead by police on #BlackOut Day.19-year-old unarmed teen, Tony Robinson, was shot and killed by police in Madison, Wisconsin last Friday night. According to several
nokturnal:Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :)) my dad would’ve punched me dead in my shit. but it would’ve been worth it. allll worth it.
fuckthisimaunicorn: looz-y: kamika-star: galaxy-hearts: piecrab: v0tum: vanrolt: zizidur: 1nfinito: hiramvh: funniest shit ever LMFAOOOOOOOOO IM DYING . OMG . I CANT BREATH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg hahahah oomgggggg DEAD sdfkahkwlejg
fuckyeah-nerdery: naughty-yorick: eeekmonsters: hufflepuffs-are-good-finders: Models of Dead Characters in Harry Potter WB Studio Tour - The Making of Harry Potter Creepy as shit. asdgkaj why is this a thing D: I thought Dumbledore came back to
reddzone: mistyblew2: xoxoxomona69: lmao wow im dead Cthu. Took me a moment. Lol shit wild
connerhakwe: I get that some of y'all wanna “spread awareness” by sharing pictures/videos of dead black and brown bodies all over the internet, but that shit is not spreading awareness, its just plain insensitive and horrifying. Those videos and pictures
geekboots: lenasheadey: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” #i’d be like: #’shit am i dead too?’ LOW FUCKING BLOW
mrs-n-uzumaki: geekboots: lenasheadey: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning” #i’d be like: #’shit am i dead too?’ LOW FUCKING BLOW WHY DID YOU POST
skinnyfitandsexy: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT
cassietotallyjust: ragnaroked: friendly reminer to check the ‘i hate my parents’ tag on christmas morning!!! FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NOT CHECK THIS TAGlast year people posted a shit ton of gore and dead animals and it’s horrible so just stay away
allofthefeelings: pheebadohdoh: rewritingtheempire: finally-breathing: nonsensicalnoelle: oscarwildeis-dead: frosty-the-vegan: tribecalledself: Take note: Different forms of intimacy. I would feel so bad washing this off, holy shit You could
titty-jpg: Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead
The storm is gone. The shooter is dead. Why don’t i feel better? My head is being a vicious shit today i guess.
daydrinkbeliever: roachpatrol: bogusjake: you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro holy shit I want a woman to be wrath - cold hard and brutal
fuckyeah-nerdery: thescienceofjohnlock: sherlocksaysjawn: kriskenshin: imalloutofmilk: Definition of College life. I thought that was Spock Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit I saw Spock too Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?” McCoy: “No,
roisinlikesbooks:micdotcom:222 years later, Benjamin Franklin’s message about vaccination matters more than ever This is as close as you’re gonna get to a dead ancestor appearing in the sky and telling you to get your shit together
roy-troy:kingerock288:faithartandcurls:phattygirls:PAY ATTENTION!Dead ass. Like come on.I’ma start pointing this shit out when I’m the only black person in a placeMmm
uristmcdorf: manaphy: mothra-official: >Webkins is dead >Neopets’s economy has gone to shit >Gaia’s economy was destroyed by irresponsible Gaia Cash practices >Club Penguin has shut down >Runescape still has a stable economy and a
apxlllo:“don’t speak ill of the dead!” don’t be a piece of shit when you’re alive then
titty-jpg: Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead That don’t exist bruh.
slut-problems: I like being treated like a brain dead bimbo while I suck on his cock. The lack of oxygen really seems to help with my self esteem. I felt like shit about myself before this. Now I feel pretty good about me because I’m helping him to
heythere-stranger: shit-thatblows: third on left. kills. OMG NO FIRST ON THE RIGHT dead
jellybeing: I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost
grizzlynitram: grizzlynitram: grizzlynitram: How does batman’s mom call him inside for dinner? dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAAAAN oh wait shit his mom’s dead i fucked up i fucked it all up
