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amixedreality: sevinne: feferie: nagiharakun: time-is-dead-kids: Ice Cream Truck I whip out my drumstick, it will make your eyes gleam. ;) “The Fun Machine Took A Shit and Died” “you & me & the bottle makes 3” “only the good
cucoo: carbunculus: swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings look at this asshole look at him god damn it henry GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK HENRY DEAD
Roses are dead, violets are too, I`m still in love but not with you. You thought you hurt me, and made me cry, But now I'm in love with another guy. Simply because you have no class, All you can do, is kiss my ass. You sit around and talk your shit, So
partywithponies: raises-the-dead: heyfunniest: Things To Know for no reason. (part 2) [Part 1 - here] HOLY SHIT ALASKA DOES NOT FUCK AROUND That alligator is really cute.
hartosexuals-mdk: 2-fab-4-ur-shit: thispondistoosmall: I will stop reblogging this when it stops being perfection. Translation Never If I ever stop reblogging this please presume I’m dead
fuckyeah-nerdery: thescienceofjohnlock: sherlocksaysjawn: kriskenshin: imalloutofmilk: Definition of College life. I thought that was Spock Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit I saw Spock too Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?” McCoy: “No,
roisinlikesbooks:micdotcom:222 years later, Benjamin Franklin’s message about vaccination matters more than ever This is as close as you’re gonna get to a dead ancestor appearing in the sky and telling you to get your shit together
Fuck you you little shit! I’m glad you’re dead! Ahhh!
zhane-nicole: erreka: weloveblackgirls: frenchmontanicure: White people gonna get they ass shot doing these damn pranks Black people sense danger , they see some shit they don’t like , THEY WILL not hesitate to start running Lmfaoo DEAD lmfao.
currently watching this… shit is crazy, people getting wet up on film… some dead prez stuff
thetomska: lordjazor: chasing-a-dead-dream: edgar-allan-doe: This is the world we live in. what the fuck? Appalling. If I ever catch any of my followers pulling this shit I will personally dip my genitals into your cereal. I absolutely hate it
yoursecretsout: lezriot: rainorthunder: fuckwritersblock: animrod: truawaken: ritaskellington: thesaportacrew: saportalicious: heygenny: hurricaneeyes: hi. omg, my eyes holy shit. i’m dying. DEAD no words CAN WE ALL PLEASE JUST LMFAO
A complete piece of shit. Glad you’re dead, asshole. You left the world a lot worse for your bullshit, thefts, and lawsuits. Foxconn workers never got to be 56.
xelizabethestcyx: I’m in love, this is the cutest shit ever <3 /dead
listentomenow: well that’s rather adorable Holy SHIT. /dead
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queen-piece-of-shit: amroyounes:The secret to lasting relationships ;)And they say romance is dead
allofthefeelings: pheebadohdoh: rewritingtheempire: finally-breathing: nonsensicalnoelle: oscarwildeis-dead: frosty-the-vegan: tribecalledself: Take note: Different forms of intimacy. I would feel so bad washing this off, holy shit You could
notlorenzo: harshwhimsy: shitpost-senpai: Cat:FREE HIM! this is the cutest shit ive ever seen The cat learned to press the button, dead! I wanna show this for my section on behaviorism and operant conditioning.
hellyeacreepyshit: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE
abdulguapo: nigerialove: jarvislamar: blahhmebby: whoizrmell: KNUCK IF YOU BUCK Oh shit #dead The First Comment Is Just… Pure Comedy LOLOL Reblog going bc of the first comment
drop—-dead: Yeah we have a urinal installed in our bathroom. Be jealous. Anyways my new ombré hair is the SHIT.
queen-piece-of-shit:amroyounes:The secret to lasting relationships ;)And they say romance is dead
octaviapony replied to your post: shit i managed to restart the game i’m… Does that mean I get a second chance to be not dead Actually the new wagon has: Lemon Terra Frenchie (couldn’t do numbers so w300 wouldn’t work) Twigs Sprinkles
Um, shit, I don’t have any alternative sites apart from Tumblr but I guess Tumblr is doing a big ol cleansing. Everyone else is doing this so. I guess you can seek shelter on my discord, for now, in case I end up dead. We will figure things out from
matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: think-critically: People are right when we say the SJWs are brainwashed. People were pre-warned. People know the truth. Government, media, education, business, entertainment are hijacked by this deadly cancerous Marxist-Leninis
artsenravenbrave: It’s Northern Excursion meets Dead Space! Unfortunately, Rem (Nips oc) meets the Guardian. Sorry for the long delay , but I hope some horror porn will help. Rem belong to @mcsweezy oh man, this is some lewd shit right hereThis
doitwithjhon: otherwindow: Mako’s 4 seasons worth of screen time in The Legend of Korra found dead in a ditch. Holy shit
sorry this blog is kind of dead right now. i’ll try to post more moving into the next few weeks however holiday time is a bit shit for me.
legendly: I’m posting a butt pic bc this shit is dead, i’m drunk & need excitement in my life
lauvia: XXXTENTACION IS DEAD And because some of y’all are acting sad I’ve done the work for you. Here’s a list of (some of) his shit. I’m not saying we should celebrate, but I got no sympathy for this man. (Apologies for the ugly links, I’m
morenitademivida: casual sex is dead i wanna fuck you and feed you and care for you and support your goals and do shit with you dammit
sangled: have some Wholesome frames from the t-shirt commercial animatic
curioscurio: I wonder how the pizza place next door feels everytime I stumble in, wearing the same clothes I’ve worn for 3 days, unwashed hair, no makeup, looking dead inside, and ask for a calzone. I bet they’re like “ shit here comes the Calzone
I JUST HAD A HANDS FREE ORGASM
snarthurt:hey quick psa if you get mad when people say all pedophiles should die, fuck off, dont follow me, and, in case i need to make this any more clear, if every pedophile suddenly dropped dead the world would indisputably be a better place. eat shit
krxs10:!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!An Unarmed Black teen was just shot dead by police on #BlackOut Day.19-year-old unarmed teen, Tony Robinson, was shot and killed by police in Madison, Wisconsin last Friday night. According to several
bodyswap101: Squark, buzzed in my hidden earpiece, it was my boss. He asked how I was. ”the truth boss, shit scared, what if someone recognises me? I mean look at me a chav in a tracksuit, I wouldn’t be seen dead looking like this.” ’chill out
carryonmy-assbutt: judewinchester: not-terribly-elegant: theroguefeminist: We’re we. Here fuck. We’re shit. Queer up. don’t dead open inside imagine how touch is the sky
theblackship: pokemonmasterkimba: odbic: IM SO DEAD. there is some real inception shit happening here there’s no way this is an accident WHAT’S HAPPENING
saharatha: jlq86: Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy,
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around
Yaaaaay! I got a potential sugar daddy date tomorrow. Shit was dead for a while. We’re meeting at a World of Beer and I had no clue there was a WOB in my town. I’m going to try and get a music gig there too while I’m at it.
bepeu:who else is literally dead but keeps coming back n doing this shit
jennamarbles: When The Face Doesn’t Work. (if you don’t know what the face is then go here and figure that shit out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0&feature=related LOL! dead.
wwolfparty: when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
odbic:IM SO DEAD. there is some real inception shit happening here there’s no way this is an accident
entjheda: intjwoo: isfjwallflower: swankyberry: Credit: [x] lmao What is this shit and how is it somehow dead-on accurate????? ^^^ INFP
markiplier: heykeykey: Markiplier - Playing Dead with PUPPIES!! stop you are doing me a frighten Holy shit you are small
I should really stop getting my hopes up that my life will ever amount to anything, i can’t do shit and i always fuck things up, i deserve to be dead tbh
tfw dad gets diagnosed with diabetes which means i can’t enjoy gaining weight anymore and feel utterly shit about my body again… and my EDs are coming back to haunt me too x-x fuck my life tbfh… just wish i was dead
why do i have to be the worst human imaginable over stupid shit and opinions i have no real reason to stand for? I wish i was fucking dead. I fuck up everything all the fucking time
banishedquasiroyal:honestly tho these 13/14/15 yr olds on here who animate their own shit and practice color theory and constantly churn out art really fill my dead aching heart with hope for the future. y’all are super fucking talented and i’m so
blackqueerblog: Dead and no way to remember and memorialize them. Gone with no connections, no heirlooms… that shit hurts. And that is exactly why they didn’t want them reading and writing! They knew that written documents could be used as pieces
Soooooo darling…what shall We do to this wretched piece of shit today? I’ll admit…I’m fresh out of ideas. I though he’d surely be dead by this morning. Take his plastic away…lay him down in the snow…kick
rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and shit my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school SUPER IMPORTANT BEST TIP PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick