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darkfiretaimatsu: I promised you something cool, didn’t I? Well, nothing’s cooler than those who I follow and who follow back~I initially took this one a couple days ago, for the novelty of both of Honcho’s accounts being on there, but I decided
darkfiretaimatsu: And thus was everything sock-related answered forever! I hope it… knocked your socks off~? Bedlam’s a real smart pony, who knows technology way better than I do! It runs on unicorn magic and also touch screens. And she really likes
darkfiretaimatsu: What? It’s a traditional greeting going back hundreds of seconds! It’s just something I heard you liked~ Sorry it’s terribly late, Fiddles! You understand, with the internet outage and all… I guess this is gonna be “catching
darkfiretaimatsu: I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like (e.g. not the taste of this fruit)~ Oh look, it’s birthdays again. This one’s for my artist friend Toola Roola, who also knows quite a bit about older generations of ponies~
darkfiretaimatsu: Call for next day window treatments too~ I don’t know how well-known this is in the rest of Equestria—let alone outside the country!—but it was all I could think of. That’s probably why the party broke down into practising giant
darkfiretaimatsu: One more birthday, for my little pal Unhinged~ Careful trying to blow out that light to make a wish! It might not take so kindly to it~ X3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Despite my sharp teeth, the company I’ve been known to keep, and the fact that I live in the Everfree, I’m as harmless as they come! As long as you don’t plan to hurt the company I keep, anyway~ Now shh. You don’t want to let
darkfiretaimatsu: And as soon as I find where I put that cake, it can totally be your and/or your mod’s birthday, Crackpot~! Gotta keep those running gags that happened, like, twice 8 months ago alive~ X3
darkfiretaimatsu: Brains, brains, I won’t lie!She’s Twilight, and I’m Pinkie TaiI’m sure at first she thought I was derangedBut we thought twice and now I’m friends with brains~ Brains, brains, it’s okay!It’s not a matter of the exact dayAnd
darkfiretaimatsu: There’s a lot of songs I enjoy, really, but for my money there’s no song that says more of what I want out of life than this one~ I’m pretty sure the picture here is just my imagination, but the point is: never be ashamed of what
darkfiretaimatsu: They don’t actually do anything except live on you, but have you ever had JPG compression artifacts right next to your skin? It’s not comfortable! Darn it, Terry fleas! Get out of my Terrytory~ X3 *giggles* Poor thing~ Time for
darkfiretaimatsu: Counting numbers is really hard for me, okay~? But yes, only my black-and-red ones are canon. Bedlam has many more socks, but the purple ones are her favourites~ XD Silly Pinkie Tai~ *pets*
darkfiretaimatsu: yuta-kihova: It seems Wuta is pretty light and easy to carry around Friendship is interior decorating~ I’m actually not sure how feng shui applies to Wutas… xD!
darkfiretaimatsu: ask-pony-kirby: Ruuuude! (( * Excerpt from this reblog by Pinkie Tai. )) (( http://darkfiretaimatsu.tumblr.com )) (( http://askyourgunrunner.tumblr.com )) I hope these puns aren’t a sticking point with you~ XD!!
darkfiretaimatsu: „,Annnnnnnnd that’s why my cutie mark isn’t music-related~ Bedlam’s all the backup group I could ever need, though~ XD! I love it X3
darkfiretaimatsu: Most of the spiders I know aren’t phase spiders or anything, yeah? You don’t usually need magical spider senses to find them! They’re hard to miss. And sometimes they’ll find you first~ They’re generally pretty harmless either
darkfiretaimatsu: Nightmare Night’s not for two weeks, but you can see I’m already getting pumped~ At a full two asks, this was pretty much my most requested costume, so I guess you guys win or whatever~! I don’t know how this game works~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Bedlam knows these websites where you can find bodysuits of just about anypony, it’s really neat~ Scramjet is kind of a strange pony, being part plane and all, but he obviously likes Octavia, I guess~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: askponycheshirecat: Pinkie Tai Dances Stylish dancing~ It’s pretty much the best~ ^w^!
darkfiretaimatsu: Did you guys get anything good for Nightmare Night? Because I got a thousand followers somehow. I… I don’t even know how to react to this~ I wasn’t prepared for this~ …Just, you know… thanks. This is more than I could’ve
darkfiretaimatsu: I sure am happy to see the mysterious thing~
darkfiretaimatsu: Music is a powerful tool, and the right song can get just about anypony just about anywhere~ I don’t actually know music, so just pretend those notes are legitimate and not some nonsense scribbles my mod made up. In fact, you should
darkfiretaimatsu: Bedlam’s are merely approximations (asocksimations?), but you get the idea~ Bedlam thrives on her huge numbers, while I only need the one pair she gave me~ I’m not sure she can even move when she’s got them all stacked up like
darkfiretaimatsu: Colgate’s a cool pony and all, but I really don’t get her deal. You’d think all the soda I drink would just wash everything clean~ Arbor Day sneaks up on me every year, I swear~ My real point is, gnawing on things is a fantastic
darkfiretaimatsu: Sometimes it’s hard to find just the right product to style your mane, you know? You gotta experiment, see what works for you~ Colgate will probably stop hogging the spotlight next update, so don’t worry~ X3
darkfiretaimatsu: Based on true, mod-based events~ I don’t like sleeping. I always feel like I’m missing something while wasting my time unconscious. I’m only alive for a short time, I’d like to spend it awake and useful! And then I just fall
darkfiretaimatsu: How did I get signed up for this gig, anyway? I like kids, but generally when they’re old enough to watch out for themselves and get involved in comical misadventures~ Seriously, these infants are driving me bats! Am I right~? xD
darkfiretaimatsu: My middle name is NOT Pinkie “Responsibility” Tai~ I’m sure you’ll be fine, Sonia. You’re pretty much a batpony too, right~? >w<!
darkfiretaimatsu: askmeadowlark: This has never happened before… The toothed pony was very kind though, and was glad to take all of the strange solid fireballs for me. I’ve never been quite sure how anything works, but that’s never stopped me
darkfiretaimatsu: Not that there’s anything wrong with obsessy. If I didn’t get obsessy, I wouldn’t have the friends I have now~ Still, bananas are a pretty strange fruit. What do you even call that vehicle, a banana-seat bicycle~? P.S. This background
darkfiretaimatsu: As an earth pony, I have certain biomalogical limitations. Flight happens to be one of them~ (Though this may not apply to all earth ponies.) I like the bodysuits, though! You gotta respect a job where you have to wear something tight
darkfiretaimatsu: But… once more? No, really. Before it gives us a break, if you know what I mean~ C’mon, Spades, don’t stick your head in the sand about this one~ XD!
darkfiretaimatsu: Every time Stripey updates, she somehow ends up as number one on my grid. Every single time~ That entire grid is full of senpais I want to be noticed by, though. Heck, my entire following list is that, if you think about it~ >w<
darkfiretaimatsu: I figured out how to use my ring best~ You see, fear brings folks closer! Thus, I can instill fear to spread joy~ Plus, sometimes it’s fun to be scared~ When Fluttershy’s mod has a birthday and Applebloom’s mod follows
darkfiretaimatsu: I can’t actually bind the stars, but I like what I’ve seen from others! If I could join, I’d be a plant pony! There’s something about them I just relate to~ Forget you, George Washingpon! I got the real wooden teeth~ X3
darkfiretaimatsu: Laziness works best when self-taught. If you’re actively teaching it, you’re kind of betraying the message~ I was going to write a sequel about procrastination, but I haven’t gotten around to it~ >w<
darkfiretaimatsu: And why is your cave filled with such sophisticated equipment? Aren’t you worried about water damage~? You’d be surprised where a network of tunnels can lead you~ X3
darkfiretaimatsu: Sharp teeth or no, I’m still a vegetarian, as ponies naturally are. Blood and stuff is all right to look at, but I wouldn’t want it in my mouth~ I do like soda, though. You followers may have noticed this as updates have gone on~
darkfiretaimatsu: Who knew a potion that would “improve your celery’s stalks” would turn out so terrible~? No situation is so life-threatening that you can’t pun a little in the middle of it~ xD Oh noes!
darkfiretaimatsu: I think even just the promise of sugar gets her all hyped up. That’s why you didn’t notice the theft~ Fortunately, the rubber makes her easy to clean when she gets all sticky~ >w<!
darkfiretaimatsu: Everypony has their preferences. Whatever you like is just fine. Drink what tastes best to you, even if it’s eggs~ For my money, though: No Coke! Pepsi! xD
darkfiretaimatsu: Anypony who’s kind enough to take the time to draw silly ol’ me is pure awesome, and I will always love you for it~ Anypony who feeds me also deserves the same love~ x3!
darkfiretaimatsu: Technically you got the sandwich and submit boxes mixed up, though~ I hope everypony was in the mood for sandwiches, because here is a post about sandwiches and I’m invoking that thing where looking at food puts you in the mood for
darkfiretaimatsu: earthbound-applejack: darkfiretaimatsu: I’m not much of a technical pony, but I do know the word “tank”~ Now just because I use a lot of cameos doesn’t mean my ratings are tanking! I just have lots of friends whose canons
darkfiretaimatsu: ask-carpenter-bloom: darkfiretaimatsu: If books were water, I’d drown in my own home~ Also, I have no idea how the roof stays up. Maybe books have a natural adhesive to each other~ How did you get your books ceiling to stick to
darkfiretaimatsu: askspades: Hanging out with the Naught Squids! darkfiretaimatsu, asktrixingno, askscruffasus I’m usually happier balancing things upon my snout than being balanced on my snout. I suppose it’s all just a matter of perspective. I’m
darkfiretaimatsu: Don’t worry, Bad Bloom. We won’t do anything that’ll get you in more trouble than usual~ Now, let’s go over my alibi~ xp
darkfiretaimatsu:All his noises are very cute, though. It makes me happy to hear them. Weird, right~? I’m not sure if he actually beeps, though. At the very least, he doesn’t make sounds that can be spelled out with an alphabet~x3!
darkfiretaimatsu:It’s probably the most important thing I ever learned. It doesn’t matter who likes you, as long as you like yourself. I only started being happy when I learned that~ We’ll solve Mistery’s problems just like everypony else’s:
darkfiretaimatsu: What do you mean, “there are other holidays”? I’ve never heard of any~ Fortunately, I have my Famous Villains Of Equestria calendar to help me keep track of whether it’s Nightmare Night yet or not~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: I would never do a voodoo, especially not to you, she on who I model my hairdo~ You will rue your cue of untrue voodoo accu…sation~ ((Sorry this is late, but yesterday was the 13th~)) “You remind me of the babe”“What babe?”
darkfiretaimatsu: Anthropomorphism is a natural state that most cartoon characters gravitate towards, there’s nothing weird about it~ You should ask Lyra about it. She has some very convincing pamphlets~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: Remember, I’m the Pinkie who you have to walk through scary woods for several hours to reach~ Darn those balloon movies and their fifteen minutes of opening sadness, am I right~? xD <3
darkfiretaimatsu: It’s possible they may be solar-powered, hence their strong association with the daytime. I actually dunno if they have a lunar equivalent~ It must be a pretty magical place, since they have an entire city named after the creature.
darkfiretaimatsu: I guess it’s true what they say about idiots not catching colds~ Guess I’m just not “down with the sickness”, as the foals say~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: Knowing what sound effects to use is a key part of comics, even though this one doesn’t usually use them~ Maybe someday we’ll develop the technology to record sounds audibly, but until then, this is the best we can do~ x3
darkfiretaimatsu: But yeah, food is pretty harmless if you char it to cinders. Like most living things, really~ I think mostly folks are gonna be surprised that it wasn’t you who ultimately burned your house down, Meanie~ Ohdears xD
darkfiretaimatsu: Us sharp-toothed high school monsters gotta stick together~ And who hasn’t eaten a little chalk every once in a while~? X3 I just knew you two would get along~
darkfiretaimatsu: It’s the same sort of question that plagues robots, isn’t it? I think this might be a question for better minds than mine~ Meanwhile, you put a magic crown on a fish, and you get a Carpette, and where does that score~? x3
the-hydroxian-artblog:Sketch-blitz results! ft. first darkfiretaimatsu’s birdo oc, and lastly umbralthorn’s Freya
