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dampsandwich: mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good
dampsandwich: i’m glad we have our priorities set
dampsandwich: the return of rave dad
dampsandwich: i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture Why not both?
dampsandwich: pancakes always sound like a great idea until you eat one and realize you definitely don’t want the other 3 sitting on your plate
dampsandwich: If you ever need a lesson on how to fuck something up I’m here
dampsandwich: if a nutsack doesnt fit in with your blog type youre running the wrong blog
dampsandwich: LOWERCASE JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME ANYMORE
dampsandwich: Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
dampsandwich: if u smell good, we cool
dampsandwich: mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good So cute he/she just wants to stay in bed :)
dampsandwich: this picture set can be taken so many different ways it gives me a headache
dampsandwich: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
dampsandwich: if i open my mouth please stop me
dampsandwich: *goes through mcdonalds drive thu* ma’am like i just said im not ordering anything i just needed someone to talk to
dampsandwich: a glimpse of heaven
dampsandwich: beep beep
dampsandwich: i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you
dampsandwich: i finally found the root of all my problems. i was born
dampsandwich: “mom i got stuffed in a locker today at school” “maybe you shouldnt be a fuckin nerd” Exactly.
dampsandwich: u can do it lil guy
dampsandwich: shed the negative people like theyre an exoskeleton and never look back. make weird noises like a cicada. give birth every 7 years. life is amazing
dampsandwich: its garbage day??? i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)
dampsandwich: youcantbeatcourt: ghdos: I guess she was tired. So you just gonna…… why not
dampsandwich: one day i will escape from this website
dampsandwich: svveden: dampsandwich: svveden: dampsandwich: solos1s: source why are they linked up when they could be outside fighting pokemon with the fucking mew behind the staircase i see you I SEE U why is gary creeping on his mom why is
dampsandwich: i got no idea where i’m going or who i’ll meet and that’s the way i like it
dampsandwich: bye february you piece of shit
dampsandwich: consult your doctor, shutting the hell up could be right for you
dampsandwich: vagisodium: dampsandwich: im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
dampsandwich: taimondo: friedmangosantas: lokis-guardian-angel: shortbrunetteandsnarky: rennerific: dampsandwich: why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long why is the word ‘long’ so short why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’
dampsandwich: dampsandwich: jesus christ, GIRL BUTTS GET ME SO FUCKING AMPED I JUST PUNCHED A FUCKING HOLE IN THE WALL
dampsandwich: dampsandwich: i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
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dampsandwich: vagisodium: dampsandwich: im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy @sft425
dampsandwich: dampsandwich: i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my sandals”
