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dajo42: quietdoppelganger: dajo42: truth or bear Bear??? THEY HAVE CHOSEN THE BEAR
dajo42: transmemesatan: dajo42: dajo42: why didn’t the skeleton go to the party they already did like seven things that day and didn’t have the energy to socialise so they stayed at home to recharge and would appreciate not being questioned about
dajo42: officialoperaghost: dajo42: okay cool whats the opinion on girls who have high strength and power level big muscle but are also generally soft and squishy to the touch maybe a lil chubby round the tum area reblog if you support the stronk but
dajo42: dajo42: dajo42: Did You Know That Not Every Villain Needs A Redemption Arc Sometimes People Are Just Bad Often Characters Commit Irredeemable Atrocities And Should Rightfully Be Vilified And Not Every Show Is Avatar The Last Airbender For
dajo42: dajo42: dajo42: the new d&d sidekick mechanic is so fucking funny any monster of cr1 or lower can be your friend who is either a warrior, expert or spellcaster like yeah hey this is my literal fucking lion he knows vicious mockery and loves
dajo42: dajo42: ORC PRIDE FLAG GREEN OF ORC RED OF BLOOD OF ORC BROWN OF DIRT pink :) YOURE DAMN RIGHT ORCS LOVE BURGER KING
dajo42: dajo42: dajo42: dajo42: Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah
dajo42:teaboot: dajo42: dajo42: i couldnt survive in a sitcom so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would
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dajo42: dajo42: fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair
dajo42: dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you an interesting
dajo42: welomia: dajo42: nonbinerdy: dajo42: im gonna steal pluto and bring it back here so we can have two moons What about Charon. Then we could have THREE moons for the price of one. of course, we can’t separate pluto from its moons that
dajo42: blue-lives-aint-shit: dajo42: why are my hands cold but not the rest of me The ghosts are holding your hands how romantic……
dajo42: khaleesikomskaikru: dajo42: shoutout to the blue hoodie ive had for five years. love you blue hoodie Much love to all the favorite hoodies out there everybody reblog this and tell me about your favourite hoodie in the tags
dajo42: dajo42: harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known” teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad” [albus arrives at hogwarts]albus: “hello
dajo42: iwillgodownonthisship: dajo42: Picture a group of friends who wanted nothing more than to hang out, play a nice game of Monopoly and maybe eat some pizza. This was of course an idea doomed to fail from the moment of its conception as there
dajo42: dajo42: being poly is nice but i literally accidentally scheduled two dates on the same night i was honest about it and now the three of us are going on one single date. maybe i just ruined every sitcom
dajo42: dajo42: what if you thought you weren’t getting a kiss at midnight and you were upset about it and suddenly there’s an explosion of light in the sky and john barrowman just descends gracefully and gives you the biggest kiss in the universe
dajo42:dajo42:i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point “you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie”
dajo42: dajo42: a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog knuckles gamgee
dajo42: dajo42: fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in they actually figure it out, they calculate the exact pattern, and start distributing
dajo42: dajo42: i couldnt survive in a sitcom so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch
dajo42: dajo42: why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee
dajo42: dajo42: lol …it’s a game against bots???
dajo42:dajo42: i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point “you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie”
dajo42: gandalfthepretty: anerdyfeminist: dajo42: nonbinerdy: dajo42: cuddlesforeveryone: dajo42: “eat” soup is inaccurate. “drink” soup is inaccurate. suggest new word: flumzo i flumzo the soup what other foods does this apply to
dajo42: scienceandfandoms: dajo42: my favourite thing about being super unemployed is applying for jobs that i simply have no place doing at all. like., its 5am and im applying to be an air traffic controller because in theory i guess i could listen,
dajo42: dajo42: read em and weep boys [i lay out my hand of cards on the table: five aces, a subway gift card, and a red eyes black dragon. everybody gasps in awe as i take all their money] shit dude you’re right that is the only flaw in this otherwise
dajo42:dajo42:hello dont mind me im just gonna [refrosts the thing you were defrosting]lost a follower immediately after posting this. i found the line. the limit of tolerability
dajo42: irlpinkiepie: dajo42: mods are asleep post party hat wurmple Hell Yea Babey
dajo42: dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you an interesting
dajo42: dajo42: undevitoble you know thinking about it i’m not sure this makes sense without the chain of thought that lead up to it soimagine danny devito in a huge robot suit
dajo42: callmecapta1n: dajo42: emo-ray-of-sunshine: dajo42: also dajo more like BAEjo how it took this long for somebody to make that pun i will never daknow ahahahahaha good pun just go with the daflow i really didn’t expect anybody to dago
dajo42: dajo42: “i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me” well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you an interesting amount
dajo42: dajo42: why does it feel so good when people like food that was my idea lmao like whether i cooked it, or i just suggested a restaurant for us to go to, or i picked some up from a takeaway place while i was getting something for myself, or like
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![dajo42: dajo42: read em and weep boys [i lay out my hand of cards on the table: five aces, a subway gift card, and a red eyes black dragon. everybody gasps in awe as i take all their money] shit dude you’re right that is the only flaw in this otherwise](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4d9651dea6e97b5a8633c1ae87650819/984b9f9dbfe1e159-79/s512x512u_c1/df230974538f8d1bab8b31acc57658a50709b076.png)
![dajo42:dajo42:hello dont mind me im just gonna [refrosts the thing you were defrosting]lost a follower immediately after posting this. i found the line. the limit of tolerability](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d879751f6b47e89b29a515ac09523737/8a496db0e3f37c70-c3/s512x512u_c1/e7c8ace894229f883c9a4510d2b4da9205515acf.png)
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