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jannesinjrv: internets-bests: enter–the–voidd: qualitees: only1600kids: I NEED THIS I found it! My life is COMPLETE I need this! Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck
Best Funny
ruinedchildhood:Me as a parent
SpongeBob SquarePants
alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot
Thomas Sanders
oprah was here
stanislawstilinski: souled–out: Oh god no. I can’t do this shit again.
cluckyeschickens: chickenkeeping: taken literally 1 minute apart Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.
souldew: hackers: ok lets see what he’s doing through his webcam hackers: …….what the fuck, he’s just crying
asculan: me: *makes a small, completely harmless mistake that has literally 0 consequences* me @ me:
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
jughell: remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
adimals:Fuck dude you really can’t
yesslynn: This should be interesting.
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poedamneron: historicaltimes: Carrie Fisher & Debbie Reynolds Meet US President Richard Nixon - Early 1970’s via reddit
552: ME!!!
halorocks1214: thatsthat24: How I’m Like a Cat 🐱 (W/ @benjpierce) I feel called out tbh
persrephone:kinda wanna rule a kingdom kinda wanna sleep
dialga:LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG
ancient
foxmulders: i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds
moxis: job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!! my depressed ass:
If you opened your PayPal account before you were 18, and there’s ANY evidence of this, SHUT DOWN YOUR ACCOUNT AND USE YOUR REAL INFORMATION FOR A NEW ONE IF YOU NEED TO.
itsagifnotagif: afriqah: @itsagifnotagif what on earth is happening on my primary blog….. Tumblr likes to force my introverted ass to be social
Bitch idc what time it is, its naptime when I say so
slimetony: mysteryseeker2000: mysteryseeker2000: mysteryseeker2000: slimetony: I’m allergic to grass here we go. the punchline is approaching. any second now slimetony…. where is the punchline? the joke? the goof? the laugh? have you forgotten
shellycrossing: doenymphette: *plays animal crossing every day nonstop for 9 months* *forgets to play for 1 day* *doesn’t play for 2 years* literally me
platonicsheith: one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the
yarter: aight the jig is up who da FUCK farted.
okay dyke
Mrs. Mia Wallace
the-entire-furry-fandom: dashyn: mustachiotuna: mustachiotuna: katamari cousin where it shaped like a gun and his name is Gun. he also has small gun with him here’s what he loooks like I made a 3d rendition holy shit
sheholdsyoucaptivated: Me
mojav: chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess
sergle: aquaristlifeforme: My baby newt is eating!! Yay!!
thebootydiaries: cooleruser: thebootydiaries: nekogorogoro: When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you: isn’t that the girl from Why do you have these saved
4 eyes
traitor: sigh i really feel like some of my best work just goes unnoticed
cooncomic:34. Responsibilities
rondanchan: Me: I don’t understand sports fans. They put logos on everything!! Me also:
vatoprincesa: Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: me, making my ocs suffer: me when my friend lays a finger on their beautiful angel ocs:
waitingtoseethelight: this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews.
I’m gonna cry I got fucked in the ass so hard last night that it hurts to walk and sit but I didn’t get to fucking cum
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you shimmy-shook my bones
paper-backstab: kuboe: paper-backstab: paper-backstab: the smell of Home Depot is cathartic fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department Stop romanticizing home depot pixies live in the paint
shinypurplebuttons: endoshan: gstringofsuburbia: billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped
sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing] stop teasing
priestmahad: *sees a rabbit run away from me* ….i’m on your side…..
asom-broso: writing-prompt-s: Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help. “i need your help” “bitch me too the fuck” then hang up
etude-bolide: Yesterday at work this lady was buying a leaf plate and when I told her I thought it was cute she said “Yeah, it’s perfect for my treehouse!”. I was like “oh, do you have kids?” and she said “yeah, I have kids, they just aren’t
elysiust: Story of my life…
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