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SpongeBob SquarePants
Holy shit my dude
moon prince
welcome to thunderdome
Aw shit son now there’s more metal in my face than usual.
kamalakhan: this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
madxstitcher: my-wanton-self: aveanexalea: I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood. And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange
dukeofbookingham: crockpotcauldron: clarenecessities: there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was
mgs3: me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college college: words me:
unclefather: my friend: hey want to do something today? me: *taking a depression power nap* my ultimate is charging
c-bassmeow: sodomymcscurvylegs: orkeith: effington: doujinshi: i love cats I’m crying laughing @eyesayuhh and me when I’m having a bad day Iggy Azalea is so mean to her cat. “First things first I’m allergic”
rhube: tharook: geekandmisandry: wideopenhighway: neverblogidly: geekandmisandry: My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian
cruelbby: why dont you guys ever ask me questions. I am inappropriately open and desperate for attention
comickit: I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything
urbancatfitters: me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
Lmao
cosmicdildo:
I’m supposed to be talkiing about all this shit but how about hell the fuck no because that means ahving a breakdown adn UI don;t wanna dio taht
ruinedchildhood: HAHAHAHAHSAME
Tempo Parado
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The Sound Of Silence
nonirikku: fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction) Me tbh
💤👽✌🏽
ultrascreaming: person: hey you ok? me, dissociating:
nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children. Any fictional setting: Features a cast of impertinent misfit child characters that partake in misadventures and don’t trust authority Me:
theawfuledges: okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this
kaylapocalypse: ysera: horreurscopes: kramergate: kramergate: forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s
gothclaudia:The Shape Of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro
loloftheday:Fucking dropped him…
kiradax: If I wanna be my friend u have to understand that sometimes I can’t cope with conversations. And just because I’m on tumblr effectively shouting into the void but not replying to your message doesn’t mean I hate u it just means that the
kn207: getting back on unemployment like
It's dumb bitch o clock which is why I'm logged on
glitchlich: your baby as soon as these come off
get a little closer;
zuode: kinda homophobic how i dont have horns
everybodyilovedies: raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?” Because being mean makes me feel bad. 23 fucking hundred years of philosophy and this mother fucker on
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space age horror story
tnytrtls:Me ✨
Somethin' Like That
funnyposts: me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that bitch up
The Tousled Lioness
art-angelsz: thoughts-from-an-uncommon-mind: bebe-benzenheimer: newtsckamander: somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades The only one of these