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epic-humor: juriilicious: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”- Gordon Ramsay see more
megustamemes: But why did they cross the road is the question.
4nimalparty: Why did the Turkey Cross the Road? (by oldoinyo)
4gifs: Why you don’t try to cross flooded roads
Reblog if you also stopped doing the little things like buckling your seatbelt, looking both ways while crossing the road or walking with the knife down not because you're trying to die but because you just wouldn't care if you died today.
babyferaligator: babyferaligator: why did the semen cross the road? because i put on the wrong sock this morning
sam1516: pinkyrahul: PART-5 Some quick flash to entertain the trespassers after crossing the second toll plaza…. Seeking for your love guys…. “Next series would be peeing nude on this road while the cars were passing” Wait n watch To be
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
paingivingdaddy: honeyfulelle: how to make your little go into little space 🦆🍼 colour with them and/or compliment their colouring.🍼 take them out on little themed dates.🍼 watch cartoons with them.🍼 hold their hand when crossing the road.🍼
pandalavalamp:So that’s why the chicken crossed the road…
justbadpuns: Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
Why did the bear cross the road? | © | S.L.Δ.ß.
vastderp: thesylverlining: gorehowlloki: lunakissed: itsbetterthananal: APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sacs4men: Why did the chicken hawk cross the road?
I pictured building a life with you.I imagined a home in the woods, a dog.I imagined traveling with you, exploring new places and cross country road trips.I imagined wanting a family and feeling content.I’d never felt these things before. Accepting
just-shower-thoughts: I realized the joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” To get to the other side" was a suicide joke.
accursedasche: seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.
smatter: Crossed the road to get to his good good high
get-your-stupid-fcking-rope: BDS meme: five quotes - Don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen. (4/5)
blood-of-cuchulainn: …and don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen.
ikwt: Why did the bear cross the road? 🐻 (bdorts) | instagram
fartgallery: lionkitten: fartgallery: dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it that post was definitely worth reading
twofingerswhiskey: explosive-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
just-shower-thoughts: As a pedestrian, when you wave at a car that stops so you can cross the road, you’re essentially thanking them for not murdering you with their car.
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur
sadwallader: sadwallader: why did the pop punk kid cross the road to get out of this town
new-burg-crossing: viralthings: Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads. this is it. this is my aesthetic. I’ve finally found it.
bob7290:sixpenceee:Not safe to cross the road here | Source
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
carvedskinnythighs: “if someone asked me if I self harmed anymore I would say no but I’m not as careful when shaving and I don’t look when crossing the road and I don’t sleep and I don’t care if I eat or not and I haven’t stopped wanting
tuxedo-bomber: (cross-posting from twitter!) you know how everyone is huddling around reiner’s neck in snk 48? I feel like in a modern AU, he’d be that one guy who drives everyone around in his car and thus, shingeki no road trip AU was born
I’m just about to get this road on the show, so cross your fingers for me?
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour
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torsamors:Why did the chicken cross the road?
One of the scariest feelings in life is when you realize you aren't afraid to die. You don't look when you cross the road anymore. When you take pills you take however many come out. You're not afraid when you hear those creepy creaking noises in your
