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aproposnegro: madness-is-my-life: the-goddamazon: sixpenceee: sixpenceee: Qian Hongyan was just four when she lost both her legs. A speeding trucker left her for dead as she crossed the main road in her village of Zhuangshang in southern China.
airsignz:good afternoon to ppl who get secondhand embarrassment easily, gay ppl that like christianity as an aesthetic, girls with no tits, gamers that only play animal crossing, pineapple pizza lovers, anyone who has major road rage, ppl who only pull
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the
just-shower-thoughts: The “Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side” joke is actually a pun about death.
frodo-sam: His love for Frodo rose above all other thoughts, and forgetting his peril he cried aloud: ‘I’m coming, Mr. Frodo!’ He ran forward to the climbing path, and over it. At once the road lurned left and plunged steeply down. Sam had crossed
whatissheabird: You guys You guys You guys, I just saw a chicken crossing the road.
That awkward walk when a car lets you cross the road.
Why did Adele cross the road?
sissycumslut4owner: dominateherownher: Drive her into insanity. Anyone want to take me on a cross-country road trip and see hom much cock you can make me take?
vastderp: thesylverlining: gorehowlloki: lunakissed: itsbetterthananal: APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: Qian Hongyan was just four when she lost both her legs. A speeding trucker left her for dead as she crossed the main road in her village of Zhuangshang in southern China. For nearly two years Qian was immobile as she didn’t
omg-double-h: After the treatment had started to take effect, Suzi looked out of the window of her room at the Enhancement Clinic. She saw a young woman crossing the road who stopped, turned round and looked up, their eyes meeting. The woman did an about
vivianrose-my-road-to-3500cc:afakepreference:Would love to have a figure like this by next summer. Fingers crossed!
seriouslyamerica: It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny. Wait WAT
looksalittlesketchy: new-burg-crossing: viralthings: Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads. this is it. this is my aesthetic. I’ve finally found it. Looks like llamas are in silent hill sorry guys….I think this is my silent
Why did the bear cross the road?…
Why did the chicken cross the road? :) ~XOXO~ Selena Kitt
mymodernmet: 90-Year-Old Woman Decides to Go on Cross-Country Road Trip After Cancer Diagnosis
ask-sillybelle: Magic anon! I knew our roads would cross one day!! …I feel funny… lol
mylittlefilly: Cross the Road They Said by ~SketchyJackie Aw, poor Scootaloo. She never gets a break with the chicken jokes. Poor Scootsy <3
mrdegradation: someone told him about a chicken that crossed the road, it was hilarious xD
awwww-cute: I was lucky enough to see this little guy plop down for a rest after crossing a road with wobbly & new legs (Source: http://ift.tt/1Kxm3DL)
fkevlar: Another batch of Rule 34 requests! Cherry from Animal Crossing, Asriel from Undertale, Colleen from Road Rovers, and Tigress from Kung-Fu Panda, riding my gazelle Rehzi from Predators. All Patreon requests from my awesome supporters!
theserestlesshands: Inktober 11 - A Drowned Rat I got caught in the rain today… Actually had to hide under some lady’s umbrella while waiting to cross the road.
the-goddamazon: sixpenceee: sixpenceee: Qian Hongyan was just four when she lost both her legs. A speeding trucker left her for dead as she crossed the main road in her village of Zhuangshang in southern China. For nearly two years Qian was immobile
llamanonymous:hedgehog-moss:I got a phone call from the police station about my teenage llama this week, telling me some tourists had called them upon seeing a llama crossing the road, who “stopped when she saw us” and “refused to give way” (their
juriilicious: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”- Gordon Ramsay
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: 666meme: 666meme: why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong the socks
justbadpuns: Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
asilentzephyr: American alligator crossing the road at Canaveral National Seashore by Photomatt28 on Flickr.
voiceactresskurutta: just-shower-thoughts: I just realized that “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” is a joke about suicide I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WONDERING FOREVER HOW THAT JOKE WAS AN ACTUAL JOKEAND NOW IT’S EVEN WORSE
bowlingalleycarpet:simple illustrations to tell a story about a chicken crossing the road from class ♡ ♡
megustamemes: But why did they cross the road is the question.
codenamekittyhawk: so I took a road trip from canada to america and literally minutes after crossing the american border I watched a bald eagle fly past there are some countries that live up to their stereotypes and theres america
its amazing to me how theres a disconnect between animals and humans. for example i was in Algonquin park… 2 moose ( cow and calf) were spotted… got out of the car watched for on coming traffic crossed the road and quietly got a look at
TJ get ready! here I come! Lets get this cross country road trip started!!! @chapisbby909 #tijuana
eziohotpantsauditore: lulusensei: aworldwithoutloneliness: vriskas-tits: me and my sister Her: why’d the chicken cross the road? me: to find the airport \aposdifgalsdkfl;aksglajksdg jkh vgchbhjlkm /deying
One of the scariest feelings in life is when you realize you aren't afraid to die. You don't look when you cross the road anymore. When you take pills you take however many come out. You're not afraid when you hear those creepy creaking noises in your
thesylverlining: gorehowlloki: lunakissed: itsbetterthananal: APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /SCREAMING
fuxking-fantastic:its nearly midnight and im sat leaning out the window smoking and its raining and im freezing and im thinking about the time i crossed the road without looking not because i wanted to die but because i was no longer
angryschnauzer: new-burg-crossing: viralthings: Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads. this is it. this is my aesthetic. I’ve finally found it. Llamas in the mist.
coffeechickenbawks: Plot TwistWhy did the Road cross the Chicken? Because the chicken has been double dealing under the table with the subway.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Why did the giraffe cross the road? Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
gemknights: you can pretty much put “asbel,” in front of any question and then you can hear it in sophie’s voice tbh asbel, what’s a speedo asbel, why did the chicken cross the road asbel, why isn’t richard wearing any clothes asbel, why does
did-you-kno: Sammy the seal was always begging for food at an Ireland restaurant, so the staff started feeding him daily at 9am, 1pm, and 4pm. Now he flops out of the water, looks both ways, crosses the road, and awaits his prize at those exact
randomnightlord: my-wanton-self: nowscience: There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man. They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished. Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping
jaycanuck: megustamemes: But why did they cross the road is the question. I hate myself for reblogging this, but I can’t help it
new-burg-crossing: viralthings: Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads. this is it. this is my aesthetic. I’ve finally found it.
sixpenceee: Salmons crossing the road! (Source) Crazy
a-dominant-man: pantygoddess: Cop forced sex fantasy: I was on a solo cross-country road trip, speeding down a lonely highway, when I saw flashing lights behind me. “Fuck…” I was getting pulled over. I didn’t have any money to pay a ticket
