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cmder: invisiblehorseinyourapartment: cmder: cmder: I can’t believe my roommate brought an actual real life horse into our apartment… This is a lie I made this up for notes think again
cmder: oborolover: cmder: oborolover: Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains
cmder: fullmetalwindbreaker: cmder: cmder: How many horsepower is 1 horse? Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower
cmder: interstellar-birdqueen: cmder: do y’all cut cheese off a brick with a knife or just tear it off with your teeth the whole brick slides effortlessly down my foodhole, lubricated with a generous coating of mustard huh
cmder: dovahkiin-official: duxwontobey: cmder: ignoredpotato: I’m a boy? this post instantly turns all cis dudes into girls on sight Yeah, and it gives me incredible dysphoria. Seriously, when is this meme going to die? Haven’t AFAB people
cmder: platoniiclove: cmder: cmder: me: oh yay i’ll be able to pay rent this month with the deposit that comes in today the universe: i genuinely don’t know if/when the check is going to come in now, no one has gotten back in touch with me, i
cmder: cmder: tea drinkers: idiots coffee drinkers: morons pepsi cola drinkers: nice to meet you ma’am would you like me to hold your massive brain and wallet for you? condensed soup drinkers: I drink all these things
cmder: cmder: asks like this get you blocked, stop putting your self projecting nonsense in my inbox also the lesbophobia gets you blocked lol ouughh! I hate it when lesbians call out real problems with men but also make jokes and have humour and sarcasm
cmder: cmder: wlw/mlm solidarity is agreeing that adam driver is the ugliest man on the planet You’d think I’d said I wanted to stab the guy by the comments on this
cmder: gothraccoon: @cmder and seth everman are the same height but ren could 100% pummel him into the ground with her lesbian fists
cmder: cmder: Y'all got under 2 months to get fursonas 👀 Y'all got 3 days I already have two should i get another
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: duxwontobey: two possibilities for this image: 1. Weird fetish art 2. elephant seal or maybe both??? :( oh god it’s the fetish art isn’t it god fcking damn it You… you know.. I had to…do it to…
cmder: duxwontobey: powerfrog: cmder: she’s got you right where she wants you Oh this lady knows all the ways In, and ALL the ways Out barcode she is priceless
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: they should start making good video games again There are good video games they’re just not AAA anymore, big devs suck. that’s fair, the only AAA game i’ve played in recent memory that’s been any good is gta v, and
cmder: cmder: i haven’t read anything else of barrett’s and i don’t really intend to after this but his anti communist stance and anti science stance really don’t mesh with any of the ideas he aims to tackle in that book actually fuck this guy,
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: I know people hate me begging on here but I’d rather not be doing it either so we’re just going to have to deal as a group asking for money is valid cuz you need it, you shouldn’t feel bad just because some idiots think
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cmder:A callout is just a reverse promo post callmo post for cmder they’re great but not always?? when they’re not great they’re good tho
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: A callout is just a reverse promo post callmo post for cmder they’re great but not always?? when they’re not great they’re good tho 💗💗💗
cmder: cmder: I’m Getting Kicked Out Next Month Our landlords have decided against doing anything about the bug problem so to shut us up they’re kicking us out. If you or someone you know can rent me a room in the polk county area please let me
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: no one has ever played a video game and i’m really tired of the lies life is the only video game, one life, no checkpoints that’s kirby actually Well I’m also round and pink and eat a lot how is that guy special
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: no one has ever played a video game and i’m really tired of the lies life is the only video game, one life, no checkpoints that’s kirby actually Well I’m also round and pink and eat a lot how is
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: no one has ever played a video game and i’m really tired of the lies life is the only video game, one life, no checkpoints that’s kirby actually Well I’m also round and pink
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: You have to be gay to see bigfoot is bigfoot gay Yes.
cmder: tadpoledancer: cmder: tadpoledancer: powerfrog: eightiesmom: cmder: I’m Getting Kicked Out Next Month Our landlords have decided against doing anything about the bug problem so to shut us up they’re kicking us out. If you or someone
cmder: iz-ya-boy-isaac: wodneswynn: zsielous: eyeshadow2600fm: newberyawardwinner: spaffy-jimble: wife666: transfemale: cmder: cmder: cmder: Y'all should drink some hiring trans women juice Y'all should drink some donate to trans women’s
cmder: cmder: no such thing next question. It’s this article btw which also includes this gem I really can’t believe how unnecessary landlords are lmao
cmder: duxwontobey: cmder: Once I have money you better believe I’m doing giveaways every time I hit another 100 followers do giveaways without money, grand prize is my rent bill, second prize is a few cents i found beneath the sofa, reblog to enter
cmder: cmder: cmder: don’t reblog because i really don’t want to get harassed about this but if you want to toss a couple bucks my way so i can get food until my first new check in a little over a week 🤞 please do https://www.paypal.me/MaxFarrell
cmder: supermarioblosblog: cmder: supermarioblosblog: cmder: supermarioblosblog: Have you seen Luigi? Yeah! He went that way! hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?
cmder: plantwiitch: cmder: i don’t post. i secrete. Good secretion op
cmder: cmder: futurists who are fear mongers about the unknown and yet are uncritical about capitalism 🤔🤔🤔 “ai will destroy us” “aliens will kill us” i mean people are dying rn from starvation but go off i guess
cmder: powerfrog: cmder: powerfrog: me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to
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cmder: cmder: Fat people shouldn’t have to have “redeeming traits” for y'all to support us 👀 “people can be strong/have muscle and still be fat” and skinny people can be unhealthy as shit and still be skinny what is your point?
cmder: cmder: anti semitism needs to be taken more seriously as an issue with leftists and i’m not talking about other people being anti semitic i’m talking about leftists being anti semitic, especially when they vaguely cloak it in anti-israeli
cmder: jaffajamjam: peteseeger: cmder: The only thing they can do to fix star wars now is have a whole movie about the sarlacc Gonk Droid movie Greedo; A Star Wars Story I was so wrong
cmder: shameful-requests: wodneswynn: zsielous: eyeshadow2600fm: newberyawardwinner: spaffy-jimble: wife666: transfemale: cmder: cmder: cmder: Y'all should drink some hiring trans women juice Y'all should drink some donate to trans women’s
cmder: personsonable: cmder: personsonable: oh yeah, i forgot to tell you all. i killed god, so i’m God now. lemme know if you want anything hey can you add a couple species of frogs down here? all right, they’re there. go find em
cmder: crossleft: cmder: thewickedavatar: cmder: ever wonder what the hardee’s star would look like with feet? no? well here it is anyway this is good but it should have a fat ass because they sell the Thickburger there. it’s thematically fitting
cmder: networkofwormholes: peskymagician: cmder: heartmurmuration: maulcore: cmder: Why are there cyberpunk people that aren’t anti-capitalism? Did y’all like space on the whole underlying theme of cyberpunk? I think most modern cyberpunk people
cmder: haleyroberts167: cmder: jonbutter: cmder: Yikes op is a heterophobe (me i’m a heterophobe) op?? is a heterophobe???
cmder: cmder: comcastkills: cmder: The problem with the sidewalk debate can be boiled down to the fact that there is a sidewalk debate Why aren’t we having a real good debate, why lawns are bad Real talk? Every lawn should be replaced with an edible
