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cmder: otto-mandias: glamourweaver: lesless: for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke Make this the new meme!
cmder: skorea: bmcmutual: guys are……………………. kind of ugly Markiplier is hotter than OP will ever hope to be. This is the worst thing you could have possibly commented
cmder: jununy: ….ok to address the activity drop posts that have been going around i think its misleading lol I don’t think they’re because of the new ‘best content first’ feature (it is a bad feature im not arguing that lol), but the activity
cmder: promo me? i lost a dozen followers during my break. i’m ren i’m a hacker, a transbian, and a recovering horse joker ima follow you but this imagine will haunt my god damn dreams forever
cmder:A lesbian with and without a cat 🐈 (She/her) honestly you’re so gd beautiful wtf?
cmder: ignoredpotato: I’m a boy? this post instantly turns all cis dudes into girls on sight
cmder: Both of “The Hannibal Minute” bits from Season 1 Episode 5 of The Eric Andre Show
cmder: Kondo
cmder: duxwontobey: valucard: neonbuck: valucard: I don’t give a shit about Star Wars or Star Trek i give a shit about star bucks vanilla double shot I give a shit about so many things like what you just said but not Star Wars or Star Trek stop
cmder: yall: im in the homestuck and taz fandom me: im in the iced water and taxes fandom Me, sitting in my tax office drinking chilled water from the dispenser: ougugh
cmder: duxwontobey: targuzzler: targuzzler: never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience tops: crunch the candy bottoms: melt in mouth candy verse: rip candy off of
cmder:anti semitism needs to be taken more seriously as an issue with leftists Seriously, it’s seen as more casual and less threatening than most forms of hatred… which is weird considering history.. and now?
cmder:the only biological imperative that humans actually have is to play jazz
cmder:2018 looks This has been a look every year since the 1500s don’t kid yourself!!
cmder: guess what trans jewish woman in stem has two thumbs and got screwed by their new job realistically there’s no way to raise the money in time so whatever i raise today i’ll just subtract from what i have to borrow and then we’ll deal with
cmder: duxwontobey: two possibilities for this image: 1. Weird fetish art 2. elephant seal or maybe both??? :( oh god it’s the fetish art isn’t it god fcking damn it
cmder: Help Me Eat I’ve got พ (after subtracting the money for hrt appointments) so I need some for food. I can offer: video/photo editing, web design, website transfers, app dockerization and many other programming projects just ask! If you just
cmder:they should start making good video games again There are good video games they’re just not AAA anymore, big devs suck.
cmder:why didn’t they just call it shElf? I hate that you made me think about this
cmder:The penis is the dick of the balls Pee is stored in the balls is stored in the penis
cmder:I know people hate me begging on here but I’d rather not be doing it either so we’re just going to have to deal as a group asking for money is valid cuz you need it, you shouldn’t feel bad just because some idiots think you’re being an asshole
cmder: this man protects my icons sniffs them up his nose
cmder:A t shirt that just says “I eat poison” A t shirt for the persons partner that just says “antidote”
cmder:no one has ever played a video game and i’m really tired of the lies life is the only video game, one life, no checkpoints
cmder:You have to be gay to see bigfoot is bigfoot gay
cmder: saundering: leander-ligo: Nothing really encapsulates the #TumblrExperience™©® like seeing a cute post about a blind person bonding with their blind cat and then seeing the last comment on that post reading “OP is a necrophile” if someone
cmder: christianstepmoms: Aardman claymation is so fucking goddamn ugly im sick of looking at it please stop going to these skidmark movies please stop encouraging them to make these rancid septic tank films Wallace is outside of your home op op pee
cmder: A lesbian: I don’t fuck dudes Standard-dingo: that sure is an image
cmder: no such thing next question. it’s so tough being rich :///
cmder:Once I have money you better believe I’m doing giveaways every time I hit another 100 followers do giveaways without money, grand prize is my rent bill, second prize is a few cents i found beneath the sofa, reblog to enter no giveaway blogs please
cmder:Apparently t//erfs are just like sitting on my blog and like? Hello? You aren’t going to get me to say anything that will let you sink your teeth into me? You’ve been harassing me for years lol? ouuguh I’m stalking a blog to harass it!! i’m
cmder: Reblog this to send out weird vibes. Not like bad ones just kinda janky ones.
cmder:THE FULL STRIP IS SO MUCH BETTER
cmder: jiluan: cleanie: Mackelmore did THIS for the gays, Mackelmore did THAT for the gays, yadda yadda. When will we ever acknowledge the sacrifice Bruno Mars has made for gays. what did he sacrifice his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad.
cmder: “Hi Ren I saw this picture and liked it and wanted to share it with you because it made me happy and hopefully it will make you happy!!!” oooooooh thank you I love it!
cmder: All millennials do is commit minor felonies and be gay
cmder: “This is my worst birthday ever.” “Why, cause op couldn’t think of a joke and poorly cut us out?” “No, cause it’s a little humid… YES BECAUSE OP COULDN’T THINK OF A JOKE AND POORLY CUT US OUT!”
cmder: dare-i-say-asexual: soo-basic-alii: This is Babies. He has a mustache, and a M on his forehead. He enjoys cheetos from my plate, and watching the faucet drip. its super mario
cmder: cyberfutch: gallusrostromegalus: lonelymountainson: afrocentric-divination: Me as a horse. Okay I know it’s beautiful, I know, but here’s the thing: it’s a trap. Because that’s almost definitely like 600% a kelpie, and if you touch
cmder: marxferatu: some horse positivity for your dash Thanks op
cmder: cmder: Help Me Eat I’ve got พ (after subtracting the money for hrt appointments) so I need some for food. I can offer: video/photo editing, web design, website transfers, app dockerization and many other programming projects just ask! If
cmder: powerfrog: cmder: powerfrog: me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to
cmder: dataentity: pics that make you go hog fucking wild
cmder: jiluan: throws my nuts in the dryer for 60 minutes and sets it to dewrinkle
cmder: cmder: tea drinkers: idiots coffee drinkers: morons pepsi cola drinkers: nice to meet you ma’am would you like me to hold your massive brain and wallet for you? condensed soup drinkers:
cmder: bladedamus: cmder: tea drinkers: idiots coffee drinkers: morons pepsi cola drinkers: nice to meet you ma’am would you like me to hold your massive brain and wallet for you? gasoline drinkers: vroom vroom
cmder: shadowgovt: cmder: the problem with this website is none of you let mushrooms and other fungi grow on you anymore speak for yourself. sounds like youre just projecting… ^ picture of me after nice long nap in forest
cmder: jakemorph: deweyduckfuckedmywife: Please! DO NOT feed your gamer generic “flavor blasted tortilla chips” or “mountain fizz” it WILL make them sick or possibly worse! If you cant afford the real thing then you shouldnt have gotten a gamer
cmder: It’s not an ice cream sandwich without a little ham and cheese on that bad boy
cmder: personsonable: cmder: personsonable: oh yeah, i forgot to tell you all. i killed god, so i’m God now. lemme know if you want anything hey can you add a couple species of frogs down here? all right, they’re there. go find em
cmder: cmder: When you’re a PC gamer and you lose when you’re a pc gamer and you win
cmder: saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman: Do any of you fine people have any God DAMN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
cmder: pussycrunch: why do yall hate beer so much? is it bc ur bottoms It’s because we have taste buds
cmder: oborolover: cmder: oborolover: Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains
cmder: strawberriglitter: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf_P7lVlSd8/ whose stepdad is making stim videos?
cmder: scarededamus: Horny in Maine stephen king’s latest best seller
