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damianmcgintleman: fearpact: he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice! he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice! 🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶
jasonsmimosas: David Krumholtz as Head Elf Bernard in The Santa Clause 1 & 2 (1994 || 2002)
subtilitas: Claus en Kaan - Extension of the municipal offices, Breda 2003. Via, photos © Christian Richters.
sealegslegssea: fuckyeahtattoos: I got this semicolon to celebrate the construction of written language. It’s placed on the back of my neck, separating mind and body—two independent (but closely related) “clauses.” Though realistically, one
boxofbuttholes: A CHOW CHOW SIBERIAN HUSKY MIX. HOLY FUCKING SANTA CLAUS.
ohhalesourwolfstilinski: Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas. Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle… Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle. fo shizzle. All were awaiting Sizzle Clause
lordoftheinternet: you better not shout you better not cry you better not pout i’m telling you why santa clause won’t tolerate such a little bitch
zoeyandstevethecorgi: “Dressed in a reindeer costume, Prince George enjoys his first Christmas, surrounded by all four generations of the Royal Family. As well as delighted parents William and Kate, there’s uncle Harry in the role of Santa Claus.
trenzamas: Amelia/Eleven AU: One last Christmas The universe offers The Doctor a deal to see Amelia Pond once again BUT it is limited for only one day.They are both recruited as Mr and Mrs Clause to help bring children a wonderful Christmas time.
purpurnena: ¡Hoy llegan los Reyes!. Y todos saben que ellos siempre traen mejores cosas que Santa Claus.
westeggediting: Morticia Claus too!
diabeticlesbian: YOUNG LESBIANS ARE HERE - LESBIANS DO IT BETTER Sheffield Woman Against Clause 28 Day of Action, 8/4/1988 © Sheffield City Council
emigrejukebox: Carl Sutton: On a January day on a bomb site near Oxford Street in London, a model of Santa Claus languishes forgotten, 1951
twixnmix: Keith Haring as Santa Claus (1987) Photo by Marcus Leatherdale
thunderstruck9: Emile Claus (Belgian, 1849-1924), Vue de Londres [View of London]. Pastel on paper, 34 x 26 cm.
jefferybeasleyphotography: Claus Klikse Photography by Jeffery Beasley
keithkatsiv:santa claus won’t have to guess about this one
thehenchfiles: Lance Syverson ph: Claus Pelz
thehenchfiles: Todd Morgan ph: Claus Pelz
submittohispits: – Emil Sadykhov aka armenianmuscle by Claus Pelz, 2019
iammegadaddyissues: I have this little clause, a necessary agreement we have to make that’s non-negotiable before I’m ever going to take you home: if we play then we play all the way. There’s no backing out or backing down: I’m going to fuck
dantes-workshop: daddy-kinks: ~ This is a wonderful set of rules. I especially love the clause that allows the rules to be amended.
titytwochainz: My kids ain’t gonna believe in Santa Clause. I work all year to provide and some fat white man get the credit? Sound like slavery to me.
allisonilene: slysadie: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand Like….I celebrate Hanukkah and even I got that.
broomchickabroom: animentality: zany-the-nerd: Child: What’s a VHS? Me: i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life OH MY GOD
homicidal-claus: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: callmemoriarty: sabriiel: this is hands down the scariest photo of jensen that ever existed how is this man how jensen what who are you you are not human GET THE SALT doesn’t change my status of definitely
ectolime: clay-phoenix: leo-arcana: lil-weezing: ask-flameprince: ask-alex-the-vampire-princess: arthur-christmas-claus: auspisstice: ferlmao: himapapaftw: blackmormon: i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang I wouldn’t
dashofdisney: Mr. & Mrs. Apple Claus Flickr credit: amyr_81
arthur-christmas-claus: meowdk: Over forty years later: WOAH! ((I will never not reblog this.))
slysadie: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand
megachikorita: charmancler: rudolph the rednosed reindeer is a metaphor for homophobia after we use our gay powers to clear natural hazards we will be accepted by Santa Claus
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”
fallontonight: Miranda Sings (mirandasingsofficial) can draw a spot on Mrs. Claus. Just not under pressure…
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mamavalkyrie: antimoniousme: blackchevyimpala: jennnythunder: deck the halls with parts of bodies fa la lala la la la la laa before hannibal we had cannibalist santa and mrs. claus Ah, the true prehistorical meaning of Christmas.
pikop-soft: supersexysweetsangel: addicktedvictor2: would you like to be my Santa Claus? please make a donation in my account and you will make me a very happy girl https://paypal.me/MeliHart wew
ozzmonism: cccxvi: nulliisecunda: textmesomethingdirty: Dear Santa Claus, I’ve been a very dirty boy and my mind and my dick have been spreading as much happiness as possible, just as I had promised you! So I wonder if you be kind enough to send
herhappyhubby:Mrs. Claus keeps her self busy while Santa’s on his way!
thedailywhat: Holiday Spirit of the Day Santa Claus hops on board the “Do You Even Lift”mad lib train!
lil-weezing: ask-flameprince: ask-alex-the-vampire-princess: arthur-christmas-claus: auspisstice: ferlmao: himapapaftw: blackmormon: i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang I wouldn’t be surprised Woah woah woah, that