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santa-claus-is-a-fucking-vantasy: The year is 2085. They’re doing a remake of LotR. Orlando Bloom is still cast as Legolas.
mastersandsexslaves: The Sex slave of Santa Claus
bigassandboobsstalker: big-hot-natural-boobs: Tessa Fowler Tessa Fowler as Mrs. Claus
bigassandboobsstalker: SHA RIZEL - THE ULTIMATE MRS. CLAUS
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”
howlingsoldier: Santa Claus Winter Soldier Is Coming to Town Merry Christmas Everyone!
nodamncatnodamncradle: simonstuck493: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND
legendarypizzablizzard: lil-weezing: ask-flameprince: ask-alex-the-vampire-princess: arthur-christmas-claus: auspisstice: ferlmao: himapapaftw: blackmormon: i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang I wouldn’t be surprised
jusstagiirll: ectolime: clay-phoenix: leo-arcana: lil-weezing: ask-flameprince: ask-alex-the-vampire-princess: arthur-christmas-claus: auspisstice: ferlmao: himapapaftw: blackmormon: i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
flaahffy: Evangelion Christmas Special: Santa Claus is (Not) Coming to Town
toxixpumpkin: Santa Claus and a Demonic Tree worshiped by orphan children work together to kill a woman via electrocution
thigh-high-senpai: thigh-high-senpai: now that december is back around, i think its a good time to remind everyone that big boss canonically believes in santa claus
untz-untz-untz-spookybutt: starwartiii: arthur-christmas-claus: meowdk: Over forty years later: WOAH! ((I will never not reblog this.)) Well, SHIT Dreams really do come true, children.
joker-theclown: The day of Halloween approaches and Linus writes for the Great Pumpkin (a kind of “Santa Claus” of Halloween), being always ridiculed by the gang. And on Halloween day, while Linus waits for the Big Pumpkin to arrive at the pumpkin
blackgirlsrpretty2: thedrunkenenigma: illcarryyouoverfireandwater: revivingpeeta: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand I understand How do you not understand I get it. i love this!
newmanology: A MERRY BLACK CHRISTMAS SEASON FROM JET MAGAZINE! Somebody forgot to tell Jet magazine that Santa is white! Long before FOX News declared it a “historical fact” that Santa Claus was a Caucasian man, Jet was running an annual black Santa
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Merry Cummas!🎄It's time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it's the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol' candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won't
plystation: drunkstereotype: He’s making a fist 👊🏼 He’s lubing it twice 💦 Gonna find out who’s bottom tonight 😱 Daddy Clause is coming to town! 🎅🏼
Santa Claus is coming to
dadgician: venetiancarnival: 2010 Toronto Santa Claus Parade oh i don’t like this very much
badsy-edgecat: the-pesci-mode: acoolguy: he’s licking his lips… he’s checking it twice… Five minutes left, on his microwave rice santa claus is hungry, tonight
tyleroakley: via “Holiday Mrs. Claus Drag Transformation (ft. Trixie Mattel)”
big-fat-titties: Valory Irene - sexy busty santa claus Source of the pics: Valory Irene’s gallery TAG: sexy christmas - See the most sexy Santas
isitweirdifindcartoonssexy: Mrs Claus
caligulasgirls: Naughty Ms. Clause…. http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com/tagged/Sabrina-Maree
broomchickabroom: animentality: zany-the-nerd: Child: What’s a VHS? Me: i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life OH MY GOD
lilvoyeurgirl: sexijexi: this this this I’m up for someone explaining to me how we can eliminate the pre existing clause without mandating insurance. Please. Oops got a cancer diagnosis, better get insurance. Ooops broke my arm, let’s stop on the
atomic-flash:Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964) lol. Such an awful movie.
atomic-flash: Christmas With The Addams Family - Airdate: December 24, 1965 Uncle Fester is determined to restore Pugsley and Wednesday’s faith in Santa Claus.
thefrogman: On this day in 1492, George Washington crossed the Atlantic Ocean in three mighty ships… the Nina, the Piñata and the Santa Claus. Washington and the other Americans were fleeing the evil Britons. The Britons believed in taxation without
bobbymoynihans: Not only is Houston Texans star Andre Johnson an All-Pro wide receiver, but he also makes a pretty good Santa Claus. “It’s crazy,” Johnson said. “Me and my uncle were sitting in the house one day. And I was like, ‘I want to
stfueverything: betweentheroses-r5: Appreciation Post: It’s never too early or too late for the Miser Brothers. The Year Without A Santa Clause is one of my FAVOURITE xmas movies, that and muppet xmas movies. RankinBass and Muppets ftw!!
ask-pigpeter:morganzephyr:someone who doesnt know steven universe try and explain whats happeningThe gremlin and the tall garden gnome cannot believe that the Lego Lady is murdering Santa Claus
lil-weezing: ask-flameprince: ask-alex-the-vampire-princess: arthur-christmas-claus: auspisstice: ferlmao: himapapaftw: blackmormon: i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang I wouldn’t be surprised Woah woah woah, that
babustyles: Jimmy Fallon, One Direction & The Roots Sing “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
patrickswayz: 1/3 of my favorite christmas movies, specials, or shows | Santa Claus is Coming to Town
xiaq:Me to my student: You need to pare things down. Just, like, Marie Kondo this whole paragraph.Student, softly to herself: Does this clause spark joy??
kittenmeats: “Santa Claus” (1959) - René Cardona
Mr and Mrs Claus #toocute
submittohispits: – Emil Sadykhov aka armenianmuscle by Claus Pelz, 2019
visual-poetry: “attitudes to provoke not merely to inform” by claus bremer
laurenc1964: Bela Lugosi as Santa Claus Bela’s undead.
visual-poetry: »was dem einen text fehlt macht den anderen lesbar« by claus bremer (+) (1964)
visual-poetry: by claus bremer (+) (1968)
deducecanoe: historical-nonfiction: Benjamin Franklin helped to create Impeachment Clause of US Constitution. He realized that if a president were to “render himself obnoxious,” then people would logically consider assassination unless there was
Santa Claus, Papa Noel o San Nicolás.
fangirlpaula: twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: revivingpeeta: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand I understand I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!!!
supermattural: daniwubsbass: sodomymcscurvylegs: weareallanemic: misterpornographic: killingsecrets: ^ Er Nurse ^ Funeral Director ^Works in management ^Medical professional ^Mr & Mrs Claus ^Teacher ^Vet Tech For all you tattoo bashers
memos-from-heichou: herakushi: #ho ho hOLY SHIT You better watch outYou better run fast You better hope that You’ve stocked up on gasTitan Clause is coming to town He’s eating your friendsMunching your mumBearded bastard, he does it for funTitan
retrogasm: From Santa Claus Conquers the Martians comic book.
tastefullyoffensive: International Names for Santa Claus [chapmangamo]
ohcaptainmycaptain1918: howlingsoldier: Santa Claus Winter Soldier Is Coming to Town Merry Christmas Everyone! omg
byebyethinspo:note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this
dutchster:spoiler alert: santa claus is coming to town
beezelbubbles: backofthebookshelf: deducecanoe: historical-nonfiction: Benjamin Franklin helped to create Impeachment Clause of US Constitution. He realized that if a president were to “render himself obnoxious,” then people would logically
My mother hated the song “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
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