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“Daddy, remember when this fit?â€ she giggles.You turn and see your girlfriendâ€™s massive tits completely spilling out of her clam shell bikini. She was right - that bikini fit her perfectly just last year. She had grown quite a lot…

@0331KouheiÂ (Tanaka)Just a moment ago, the picture that was taken was a No Good type! hahahaKazumaâ€™s left hand was shaking too much hahahahahahahaha@kazuma093Â (Ennoshita) I was holding back a sneeze.@0331KouheiÂ (Tanaka) I thought your body was

salmonking: super-hanni-00q-stark-john-lock: karajanmywaywardson: sassygayharpist: timwhoretonz: this one’s for all the punk ass bitches who think that classical music is lame jesus christ Look at how happy those people are. LOOK AT IT. THIS

beardedfreedom: SLIP OUT OF YOUR GARMENT OF CONDEMNATION TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE LIBERTY OF GRACE! Do you know Jesus Christ was condemned? Do you know why? So that you and I can, today, live free of all condemnation. He did it in our place.Free yourself

#HE JUMPS JESUS CHRIST HE JUMPS YOU LITTLE DEVIL OF CUDDLY BEAR IDK I DON’T KNOW #IM GONNA DIE HE BOUNCES #ACTUAL WEREWOLF MADE OF SUNSHINE SCOTT MCCALL

onorobo: I took fandom porn requests today. It was super fun! Thank you to everyone who joined me and sent in a request. Fanart for Free!, SnK, and Pet Shop of Horrors. ♡ I was told messages were kinda gobbled up!;;; If you sent one and you

theholyprepuce: The nun who ate the Holy Foreskin of Jesus (SRSLY) The Austrian nun Agnes Blannbekin joined the Third Order of Saint Francis in Vienna in 1260 and for the rest of her life refused to eat meat, claiming the body of Christ was enough meat

Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the seperation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I'm surprised he's so popular among conservatives.

storytellerdraws: Northern Excursion to an outsider. I was not prepared for this

scarlettohairdye: killerchickadee: buttheadhatesthetcc: lauralot89: Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfa

We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is what Jesus and his hot dong would look like. What do you think? Has your faith informed your image of Christ’s dong?

One day I was painting and Christ appeared on this paper….miracle they said…art I said!  www.behance.com/dombarra  http://dombarra.tumblr.com

cousinnick: latenightalaska: davereziplease: dietchola: JESUS CHRIST “I’m a horrible father” THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

johnnycrass:[me as one of jesus’s disciples] so yeah just to piggyback off of what christ was saying

lilbrat7: ittybittybrittbratt: “TODAY ON ABC 7 NEWS: Jessica WhiteHorse was caught in a male’s bathroom giving head and getting dicked by several students .. We asked students And parents how they felt about the situation.. They started to spill

princesspandaful: memeufacturing: teacher: well,names often came from one’s ancestor’s job. For instance: someone with the name Smith was a blacksmith, andjames pissfetishist: *quietly cries* @tybaar

hipsterlibertarian:New Yorker Tyeesha Mobley was at a gas station near her Bronx apartment with her two sons when she caught the older boy, aged nine, stealing บ out of her purse. Thinking this was a good opportunity to teach him a lesson about honesty

“Jesus Christ was gay” - read more here ( www.theguardian.co.uk )

Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment

hayaomiyazaki: In the moments before he died, Christ was seized by doubt. Surely that must have been his greatest hardship: God’s silence.— WINTER LIGHT (1963) dir. Ingmar Bergman

What do you know about the Beats By Dre before there was a Dr. Dre?

goondere: in case you thought i was joking

shinyrifle: ranmaandlighter replied to your photo this anime was out of control.

crimewave420: These are actual lyrics someone is paying me money to record and mix and master I just cannot believe….that….this is a real song someone sat down and wrote and was like “yeah, yeah this will really kill the rap game”

amtrax: I gotta know what this vine was originally gonna be about.

aparticularlygoodfinder: the-kind-of-dakota: i wasn’t expecting this. JESUS CHRIST GODDAMMIT

micdotcom: #AliveWhileBlack is the heartbreaking response to #CrimingWhileWhite The hashtag #CrimingWhileWhite became a platform to illustrate what often happens when white people engage in criminal activity. It was a powerful moment, as white people

buttersnug: socialjusticekoolaid: Happening NOW (12/24/14): ANOTHER black teenager has been gunned down in St Louis, just miles from Ferguson. 18-year old Antonio Martin was killed outside of a mobile gas station late Tuesday night. Details are still

thecanterbunnytails: deeznutsu: rawrical: ayeeitsrafael: ang3ladee: ilahvvbeaners: jvris: Smh cops at it again Fuck pigs What the fuck is wrong with people?! I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS. I GOT SO FUCKING MAD This is so disgusting Fuck cops man

rutilism: meatswitch: sailorbrazil: feeling myself reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

inchells: For the latest letsdrawthehobbit challenge!! I’ve always wanted to draw Bilbo in Bofurs’ hat so this was just an excuse

I finally blocked that trans person’s post about how they find that cishet is offensive. Not even because of the post itself (even though that was a mess), but a rebuttal a trans man said that was basically “if you hate cis people, you hate

awwww-cute: First time going down the stairs on their own. Apparently the trip was exhausting

melongifts: Why did you give Fukutomi the phone when Kinjou was on the line

libraryoftheancients: lunapics: laneybugawesomeness: It’s technically true. My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.

standard-dingo: tangobunny: Blizzcon had an hour-long event called ‘Overwatch: What’s in the loot box?’ that was only available to virtual ticket holders and people attending live, so they’d have to specifically go to that event instead of the

naughtysalamander: male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot

clampboys: Was this on purpose? Because looking back, this is both brilliant and horrible.

wilwheaton: scarlettohairdye: killerchickadee: buttheadhatesthetcc: lauralot89: Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his

anamorphosis-and-isolate:― Frances Ha (2012), dir. Noah Baumbach

that was literally the dumbest episode of new who including love and monsters and that’s saying something christ I need to go play some video games or something and take out my irritation

thealogie:Vince is like “I hate this. This isn’t what I want to see.” My brother in Christ you wrote the damn thing x

miami-tea: oh-my-godtier: conbatty: moriartiess: weeaboobutts: shershocked: Oh dear. I think my lady sensibilities have just gone all a-quiver. Be still my heart. Since when then BC cosplay as Spike Spiegel?! well hello good christ what

girahimu-sama: bonus: boy was i feeling Some Kind of Way when i drew this

Martel: Mithos… what have you done?Mithos: Oh, you mean my body? I thought such a body was more appropriate for leading Cruxis, so I hastened my growth. …There?Martel: …Mithos… That’s not what I meant. I was watching this whole time… unable

ficklewind: looksomewhereelse: I was wearing this outfit today to a grocery store when I made a baby smile. I was wearing this outfit today when I threw my head back and laughed, when I sang in the car with my family, when I filled it with yummy food

sylveonslove: shinypokemonlab: geek-studio: If Pokemon Was Made for iPhone [X] This is a goddamn nightmare. Hey look I found Hell

lilbitwhit: bisaxuals: wanderfckinglust: bisaxuals: What was this about???? Lmao She tried to do a “I’m not racist, i have black friends!” but it failed miserable Oh my god Is asap rocky literally saying “we’re not friends like that”

walkingnorth-art: It finally came back to me. I think that was you. LoK/Spirited Away crossover! This is my half of a trade with s0mmertraum and oh my goodness it was fun to draw <3Also this has nothing at all to do with this picture but you should

anarcho-queer: Black South Carolina Church Burned Down Again, 20 Years After KKK Set It On FireA fire has heavily damaged a black church in South Carolina that was rebuilt after it was burned down by members of the Ku Klux Klan in 1995.The fire began

There was a beetle the size of my thumb on my wall and it was terrifying, like nightmare shit

sixpenceee: December 25th wasn’t really Jesus’s birthdayHistory convincingly shows that December 25 was popularized as the date for Christmas, not because Christ was born on that day but because it was already popular in pagan religious celebrations

Yesterday a 17 year female, who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by

sundrycreations: I can’t fucking stand it when people say stuff like “oh every 13 year old think they’re bi” because: I didn’t. I didn’t let myself DARE think it. I was TERRIFIED to find myself attracted to multiple genders… because biphobic

lsdandthc: skittlezthecat: da-sy: redvinesgiraffe: You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs

danekez: It was @pumpkinetics idea

morpheusdreamt:there was an attempt

So I was doing some face swaps and my brother said I should do Greg and Sapphire so yeah. I thought I would show you. :P

maphix: Thanks to @grumpality for getting this picture of my sapphire!! c: i got some nice professional shots too while I was there, I hope to have those soon! Ramencon was fun, I’m hoping to go all weekend next time!

msimpossibility: I was watching @jen-iii and @l-sula-l‘s weekly review stream and made a terrible joke about ruby and sapphire ordering drinks as a bar i was obligated

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