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elasticitymudflap:godkillerbrigade:pixellecutie:godkillerbrigade:aliens (1986) has everything you need in a horror movie. body horror. anticapitalism. cocky butch with big gun. cool robot dude. plot-relevant forklift certification aliens fuck. shit. i
naamahdarling:shurisneakers:i feel like this is the only time ive understood what an nft is so im gonna need someone to confirm if it’s right or not The star registries at least give you a cute certificate to show you “own” it.
weirdkatharine:great-and-small:Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀(Photo from the Nantucket
theforesteldritch:A bill was introduced in Texas classing everyone with a Y chromosome as male on their birth certificate. Beyond the obvious transphobia, this is fucking horrific for intersex people. There are many *cis* women with a Y chromosome. There
Star Wars gave me trust issues with Luke and Leia. Like I'mma start checking birth certificates before I make out with people.
peetababy:u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
misfitreindeer: phoenixcollective: psa: if you’re learning a language on Duolingo you can use it for your resumé on Linkedin, it now gives you a certificate of fluency at different levels depending on how advanced you are in your lessons please
sourcedumal: guapet: so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under
canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself
westayedinthewater: blobertson: terracannon876: sarroora: I’VE ALWAYS FOR 15 YEARS SINCE I WAS 10 WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE CERTIFICATE LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING. Wow. oh my god 2nd grade legend come to life
cumslut-college: thechurchofcock: mslusciouslips: What do you get when you swallow Balls ‘n’ all? A merit certificate? Or Supercalifragelisticexpialidocious!!!!! @mslusciouslips a CoC sainthood ;) Cumslut College Flashcard Know your goals. Know
loosepussyland:Congratulations. Your self-fisting certificate is in the post
thefingerlesspianist: If you remember I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
Germany will allow parents to choose no gender on a baby's birth certificate
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
kravemychocolatekurves: arsenicandgoldlace: So, according to my birth certificate I turn 32 years old this Saturday and I’m looking at myself like, “Bitch WHERE?!”Happy Melanin Monday loves :)bonitaapplebelle Black don’t crack
pinkcookiedimples: When you graduate with recognition for a GPA over 3.5, IBMYP Certificate, IB Medallion, and over 躔 in gift money. C/O 2016 (HS) Graduate 😊✊🏾🎓✨
kevdadddy: diosa-flower: thesnobbyartsyblog: clarknokent: peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99 Nah fam after 96 y'all don’t really count Agree. But they sure count when one of you are
infinitebody: An Infinite client showing off his new nipple piercings. (Kyle’s numerous APP certificates are in the background.)
peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
gandalfthebaked: An Ancient Love story* ♥ The certificate of Love is considered to be the first known Love Story painting in Egyptian history. It was between King ‘Tutankhamon’ and his girlfriend ‘AnkhesenAmon’ who later became his wife after
That’s…my birth certificate? Yup.
sherlottered-deactivated2014081: Is that my birth certificate? Yup.
somuchdustinhawaii: thefingerlesspianist: If you remember I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste. oh. my. fuckinggg. god.
u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
stripperina:stripperina:A coworker of mine got tipped with a Lush bath bomb and I’m like… Why don’t more customers do this? Cut out the middle man. Cuz I’m gonna spend your tips on bath bombs anyway. Brilliant.Other non-money things you can tip
unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the
vivelareine: Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI (Louis-Auguste)’s signatures on their marriage certificate. Note the blotched ink on Marie Antoinette’s signature and the misspelling of part of her French name as “Janne” instead of “Jeanne.”
My nana sent us the photocopies of some of our family’s birth and marriage certificates, and it turns out my great grandmother was called Kate Middleton. Such wonderment, and we may even be related, because she is apparently of irish heritage,
vvitchh: magnetic-rose: continueplease: -onyourknees: childrensurrenderr: nothingsgoingtochange: Someone give this guy a motherfuckin’ certificate. I reblog every time (via imgTumble) omg bby I gave you unwanted attention. I creeped you
darkinternalthoughts: mapsontheweb:“Australia’s birth certificate” : Joan Blaeu’s Archipelagi Orientalis Sive Asiaticus , the earliest known map of Australia and New Zealand. Follows Tasman’s voyages of 1642-43 and 1644, on which Australia’s
zgmfd: McDonalds Halloween gift certificates (1976)
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skinsklave: Der Nachweis dass ich in uneingeschränktem Eigentum stehe This remind me of my own Certificate posted earlier, ….
Just a lil certificate on becoming a member and partners with my company as treasurer and secretary, nbd. #getitdone #happy #goodweekend (Taken with Instagram)
I received another Apple certificate which made me rethink being down about toxic people that are in and now out of my life. I have a great opportunity at one of the most powerful companies, college scholarships, a loving family and health. Most of us
Back to spending almost all my waking moments on campus but here’s to Fall and Spring semester finishing up an English BA with a Teaching P-12th grade certification. Also, entering the upper middle class when I finally have my own classroom. 👩🏻🏫
Being an English major (while going for my early childhood education certification) certainly feels like this. Classrooms filled with students that are, also, mad at a fictional character or just unlocking idealisms from an author that preceded you by
fatwasandfanboys: I’m selling Hood passes. Standard Hood Passes will cost 100.00. Premium Hood Passes will cost 200.00. Gold Hood Passes will cost 300.00 and Platinum Hood Passes will cost 500.00. Each hood pass will come with a certificate signed
stilldancingwithmolly: For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the
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ultrafacts: Two women, Marcela Gracia Ibeas and Elisa Sanchez Loriga, attempted to get married in A Coruña (Galicia, Spain).To achieve it Elisa had to adopt a male identity: Mario Sánchez, as listed on the marriage certificate. It is the first attempt
the-lady-aurora: accept me as your Goddess I’m working on getting hired as a dancer at my friendly local strip club; if you’re interested in seeing my bubble butt in v-strings, you can buy me a gift certificate to spurst or yandy and I’ll reward
