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Nick doesn’t think he’s going to reenlist when the time comes in a couple years. If I can complete my certification to become a pharmacy technician by then, I am seriously considering joining the military. Even if I can’t complete my
cooldog2014: art ft. build a bear birth certificate
blaxkdreams: kimberariel: aforethot: empowered00: A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old. According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave
vanessapajarilloo: This film has been denied an 18 certificate under the grounds that it is too obscene and could potentially cause harm to viewers. It is very different to the first film in the sense that the first Human Centipede dealt with
g-razioso: john-locked-in-the-mind-palace: superskeetospro: thefingerlesspianist: If you remember I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste. Holy. Fuck. This. GREAT GOOGALY MOOGALY!!!! one of the more scary aspects
yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”
flameshipping24-7: “It’s gone now, the brother don’t have any home to return to. The day they left after Ed had gotten his State Certification. They burned down their own House. My guess is they did it because with no house to come home to
thefingerlesspianist: If you remember I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
sourcedumal: guapet: so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under
lemongraaaaaab: Light skin people will take every opportunity to remind you that they’re light skin. Its in their hashtags, urls, usernames, email adresses, tattoos,key chains, license plates. They’d put it on their ids and birth certificates if
liannelahavas: THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT SUPPORTED THE ALBUM #IYLBE! It has achieved a silver certificate in the UK!!! :) so now I have a funky silver disk!! 🏆
tinycartridge: New Nintendo 2DS XL Hylian Shield Edition ⊟ It’s a Gamestop-exclusive in the U.S., priced at 贿.99 and pre-loaded with The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, a certified classic (contact us for certification eligibility and
I feel mighty hypocritical getting all angry about having to prove my identity based on a government form which states my relationship based on another person (i.e. marriage/divorce/birth certificate) when I have my owner’s name carved into my
geek-art: The Final Frontier artworks are on sales ! Now that the Paris artshow is over, you can now get those ultra limited and numbered artworks on the Geek-Art Store ! 20 pieces, digital print on fine art paper 300g, certificate of authenticity,
dommewifechronicles:Both the “Marriage Certificate” and of course the “Femdom Contract”, “Say” it is “So”, Hubby.
theladydefers:From a post I just saw on Facebook, they are coming for people who weren’t born in hospitals now, too. A birth certificate isn’t enough for proof of citizenship.
deductives-deactivated20150926: That’s my birth certificate. Yep. ×
itszombiebear: groovychainsaws: American education Haha… -looks at certificate- well that would be *a* use for it.
clockrose:incomprehensiblelentils:bombing: legally changing your name isn’t fun. you know what’s fun? illegally changing your name. break into the national records office. steal your birth certificate. write over your name with a sharpie, maybe a
darcylewislaufeyson: “do you think he’s attractive?” the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says “yeah, i guess so.” suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and
looking @ birth certificate and i was born @ 3:48 PM
mugglenet: MuggleNet is giving away five 贄 gift certificates for Black Milk Clothing’s online store, in celebration of the brand new Hogwarts Collection! Look at all these AWESOME clothes! Reblog this post and then use the link on your blog to enter
peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
behringmade: ONLY ONE LEFT! The first batch of the Custom Shop Behring Technical line was a huge hit and only the Lightning Spearpoint remains. It’s the first Lightning Spearpoint to see any modifications here at Behring Made, and an included Certificate
mykindofimages: “Late 1973 release in the U.S. The Ontario Film Review Board gave a 90 minute print an R certificate in October 1975.” – Chris Poggiali
guapet: so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”
thebrainscoop: I receive a lot of letters and gifts from fans of the show, but none has ever touched me as significantly as the package I received this afternoon. Two folded U.S. flags were accompanied by two certificates - one for The Field Museum and
foreverpruned: fiercedeception: 2damnfeisty: oop! Signed her damn death certificate Let these hoes know girl! Stay in yo lane!
todaysdocument: Act of June 2, 1924, Public Law 68-175, 43 STAT 253, which authorized the Secretary of the Interior to issue certificates of citizenship to Indians. Approved on ninety years ago on June 2, 1924, this act of Congress granted citizenship
fakefurry: ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS : a birth certificate with 1990-1999
literallybaeyonce: peaceloveteemo: 💀💀 take me now Lordt! look who signed the certificate! 😩😂 hellahella-fab
incestposts: My son just got his driving license. He wanted to thank me for giving him driving lesson. That is my certificate of appreciation.
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-hewastheirfriend: asammyg: jayzsongwason: flameintobeing: mugglenet: MuggleNet is giving away five 贄 gift certificates for Black Milk Clothing’s online store, in celebration of the brand new Hogwarts Collection! Look at all these AWESOME clothes!
THIS CPA GUY IS GREAT he’s like…ok most of you aren’t doing this for the love of accounting. Most of you are doing it because you really can’t have an accounting degree without the CPA and it will help you further your career
princesscrownemoji:A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
sketiana: rolled my birth certificate in a blunt and smoked it i dont have human rights anymore
gloamingdawn: Quiet rustlings of paper broke the heavy silence as the elder Sin’dorei flipped through the folder of certificates, bills of relevant experience, and the general resume she’d been presented. Going in front of the board of Healers for
just-shower-thoughts: A birth certificate is basically a baby reciept
thighabetic: rollingstone: Jay-Z’s upcoming album, Magna Carta Holy Grail, stands to benefit from a revised RIAA policy that will now allow giveaways to count toward gold and platinum certification. Aaaaaand, they officially mean nothing now.
jeniphyer: clarknokent: Got that ass This is even better than when Kim showed Nene her nursing certificate
canadad: just-shower-thoughts: Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings. how and where can i return myself
bimbotrainingacademy: Student at the Bimbo Training Academy well on her way to receiving her bimbo certification.
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the
clockrose: incomprehensiblelentils: bombing: legally changing your name isn’t fun. you know what’s fun? illegally changing your name. break into the national records office. steal your birth certificate. write over your name with a sharpie, maybe
yall: One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tries to read that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”
thejerkfacedance: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: UHM I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW????? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE???? I JUST FOUND MY FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE APPARENTLY I WAS BORN IN AMERICA?????? I ASKED MY MOM LIKE WTF AND
flowerslove90: Wow she has some nice boobs. Way to earn her marriage certificate on the wall behind her.
ravenmgee: suddengroan: peetababy: u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99 1990-99 it took ten years for me to be born i was born in the 90s the whole 90s. your poor mother
terracannon876: sarroora: I’VE ALWAYS FOR 15 YEARS SINCE I WAS 10 WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE CERTIFICATE LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING. Wow.
noparlpf:healingheartdogs:I spent more hours in dog training school (900+) for my certification than cops across this country have to spend in academy in order to be given authority over civilians and the use of lethal weapons.Hm.I needed more hours of
