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Dear Diary, my lil sister hit me out of the blue with the question “What’s it like, not being a virgin?”I was like “What makes you think that I would know?”She said, “Well you can date but Mom says I’m too young.
For all the ladies that love guys getting off… “Can you please link more guys masturbating? like not furiously so, but like i loved the one you posted of the guy moaning. woo for horny me :/” / “That gifset of the guy masturbatin
adrenalynn: put up a new pic of myself, adrenalynn She always looks like she’s trying to challenge you to her … lifestyle? Probably not the right word. “Can you keep up with this? Let’s see you try… too late, bored
furrgroup: She didn’t listen to the entire question. Of course I do, how can I not(I would like to draw a response to this, but I’m too busy with school right now to do anything I want to. sorry)
“Handsome young lad. Bit bruised and broken. But he’ll make a fine leader one day.” I had this idea for Young!Erwin and I felt like drawing him. Thank god he didn’t end up looking like Magic Mike. But Stripper!Erwin is still
Are the worst of allAnd the blood’s run staleI wanna hide the truthI wanna shelter youBut with the beast insideThere’s nowhere we can hideI never did get to finish this stupid thing so here’s the very last installment of JM Week: DreamsFyi this
thisismepleaseexplore: kinkycrop: we—like—bondage: We’re going to get a riding crop in the future so D can whip me without it being too painful, because I’m a wimp. -T Just wait until he whips the soles of your feet and then say its not too
that is all i’m asking wake up out the shower to having this like not every day i mean we can mix it up a bit but yeah just like this, tragic so hard to find…………..lol
this is like the fourth time i’ve seen this chick in this tag i need to learn her name before sunrise or i’ll just start screaming
bannableoffense: breakitdownnat: bannableoffense: achypno: breakitdownnat: achypno and bannableoffense are having these wonderful conversations, and I’m just here like “oh! have some pictures of pretty girls!” Who says we can’t insert pictures
xxxsouthernwife: xxxsouthernwife: chivalrous-jeff: Just the best and get her to pee like this too Reblog….Can you really not want to #Reblog a Mature Wife that wants to show her used stretched pussy to the World? Reblog if you like watching the
ffistandwristffun: ighouse: fistingbrazil: Amerifist could punch my ass like that anytime! Go grab the full video, it’s so fisting worth it! This bottom cub is so hot! How can a cunt not get wrecked with big black hands like that?
rhamphotheca: This Texas Wasp Moth, Horama panthalon, in Northeastern Mexico, just like cannot fucking… I mean for christ sake WE ARE JUST GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE, not the club… can you like tone it down for one fucking day Liberace?! photo by
that one hint about another su bombgod no…no…it’s not the influx of episodes I dread - it’s the DROUGHT afterI can’;t physically take anymoreI swear to god, I just want normal weekly epsodes again like literally every other tv series
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sallychanscraps:haha wow lapis and peridot are completely forgiven/redeemable even after they tried to kill people but jasper is not its almost like the fandom has complete bias for tiny ‘cute’ girls that big ugly ‘maculine’ jasper can’t fit
mylittledoxy: a helpful tutorial for making objects appear wet or gooey, like pickles and hotdogs! yeah!! hope this helps you guys out some. support here so i can keep making tutorials like this: https://www.patreon.com/doxydoo?ty=h
Guise I really love Hyunseungs red hair ;-; I hear some people don’t like it. I don’t usually like that kinda style but for some reason I’m reallllllllllly digging it. My feels are all over the place because of him lately. ;-;
vrystol: uptodaete: chikendog: sheikofthesheikah: nicodoll: extradan: nicodoll: whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px i dont
I’d like to think I can tell my mom anything cuz you know I came outta her vagina and all but I told her today I dumpster dived some pizza and her face looked at me like she pitied me and was ashamed. I wish she’d be ashamed at the vast
setheverman: thatsthat24: thatsthat24: Wanted to send this Christmas message out to anyone who needed it! I know it’s not Christmas yet, but I did wanna reblog this for anyone needing it today. All of the posts that I make or reblog are stupid
lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.
arcanine-weenus: icanonlyjunkrat: bratmcnugget: danipup: locket-ship: jedihighcouncil: hardtostayaway: jedihighcouncil: Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not
I need something and I can’t put my finger on itSeveral days off from work might be a likely candidate
i feel like i haven’t interacted with tumblr peeps in a thousand years, what’s up with y’all
keepingthewaterin:That feel when it’s been like weeks since your bladder was absolutely desperately full and you just want to figure out some time when you can have like six glasses of water and cross your legs and *not go* for a while…
saccharinescorpion: gearholder: enecoo: Like, let’s set aside those fake Miyazaki quotes, wasn’t he legitimately upset with the anime industry? “You see, whether you can draw like this or not, being able to think up this kind of design, it depends
trashfirefallon: something that’s been getting under my skin recently is that on this website I seemingly can’t just… Not Like Someone or Something Take, for example, I don’t really like Aaron Mahnke all that much. Do I know him personally? No.
hitomi-fujiko: reapersun: canadianpony89: reapersun: Okay, this mentality is hugely fucking problematic. I put my stuff on the internet to share with people who like the stuff I like, in a space that I’m in control of. People taking it and putting
cutenade: so this is like very cool with me being one of this months top sellers?? thank u all of you nice pervs i love you ♥♥♥ ps. you all can totally help me out by checking my clipstore rn and considering buying something. like not just trying
moofrog: afyasco: nicodoll: extradan: nicodoll: whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px i dont use that trick I DIDN’T THINK
blackgwenstacy:i like thinking about things critically but i also like not giving a fuck too so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under
When I’m around someone with a different accent I tend to start to talk like them and I actually have to concentrate really hard not to do it because I don’t want to offend them but sometimes I don’t even realize I’m doing it?? Does this happen
ryeloaf: Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
herhmione: do teachers not realize that like at a certain point students just…. can’t….. like we are literally dead inside
#if only my hair were this luscious CAN WE GIVE YOU EXTENSIONS OR TRY TO SPEAK TO YOUR HAIR LIKE THEY USED TO SUGGEST WITH PLANTS TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE IT ABLE TO DO THIS? Because unf.
What’s the point of enjoying something if you aren’t comfortable with separating yourself from what you like about it and critiquing the shit out of it?
milesholllingsworthh: fangirl challenge [1/50 movies]: Saved! “I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it’s a pretty good one. It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.
horanforirwin: I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay
swolizard: napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward
ocebutt: dooptown: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
17yr: “hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”
ex-jw-stories:Some notes on a post I reblogged got me riled up. It’s the one about Eve eating the fruit. The point of the fucking post is that God, who gave humans Free Will™ can only demand worship via coherison. Coherison is NOT free will. If a
anticipant: rules and stuff: -likes and reblogs count -reblog however many times you want idc -you can use giveaway blogs if you want but just remember someone might need this more than you uwu -you do not have to be following me but i would appreciate
thunderupton: can we please stop complimenting people by comparing them to ourselves? “you’re so good looking and I’m just over here like a potato” no. stop. a compliment is supposed to make someone feel good, not make two people feel bad or
I can’t think of anything interesting to draw (that I actually feel up to drawing) for Pearl for day 3 of the SU art meme and this is very distressing to me
so, like, as a general rule I call everyone by their username, even folks I’ve known a long time, unless you’ve specifically introduced yourself to me by another name or you have something like “You can call me [NAME]” on your
firepowerwalkwithme: like can you imagine not knowing anything about human babies and one just starts screaming at you?? like how messed up would that be??
Someone (telemarketers probably) always calls the home phone in the morning. Like a million times in a row. It just goes on and on for like an hour. I can usually ignore it but I’m sick and cranky today. Why do we even have a landline??
Hey, so, you know those video clips people make where they take a clip from something and place different faces over the characters in the video (like one character will have the logo of a company over the face, stuff like that) I know how to do this
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
You ever see one of those #Relatable type posts where there’s nothing wrong or offensive about it or anything, it’s just so intensely Not You that you would relate to the exact polar opposite of it, like it’s astounding how much you can’t relate
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