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cr1tikloid: Guys this is kind of really creepy can we not In the very least don’t put it in the tag And can we like, stop being creepy abt Charlie/saying stuff like this in general
chastepantyboy: Anonymous said:Hi, can you please do chastity captions with Natalie Portman and Britney Spears (present-day appearance) ? Natalie who likes drinking sperm but not mine in my blue balls, and Britney teasing me : saying she’s has a
sphaway15: trashdonut: katyvanaimee: My husband thinks so too Ugh, I love it when a hot female friend feels like she can talk about men with me. She doesn’t consider me a potential boyfriend anymore. She might even think I like men, but instead
white-loser-slave: 35-24-35: lightweight100: follow this blog for hundreds of motivational posts like this everyday. we can do this together! sexy, slim, inspiring girls hahahahahahaha, there’s that white loser with the tiny dick!
marco’s like JEAN NO but he’s also like JEAN..YES. Happy Birthday hachidraws! It’s a little late and these two losers can’t put together a nice birthday video even if their lives depended on it. But I hope you have a lovely birthda
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Noone can look like you ought to give her some chocolate like Katie McGrath can. She just might kill you anyway. You’re hoping you’ll just get maimed. Getting maimed by Katie McGrath would not be so bad, you think. You hope.
Are you sure you want to marry my mom? I really love your boat and am way comfortable on it (as you can see)… Not like my mom who’s getting sick below deck. Would you like to show me how to steer? I’ll sit in your lap, and you can hold
deepestbond: It’s not like we’re in love or anything. We’ve just always enjoyed exploring each other’s bodies. And when your own sibling can pleasure you in a way that most other people can’t, why not take advantage of it?
reynaisalesbian: there is NOTHING like the rage of searching for a post you KNOW is on your blog with a highly specific phrase and then not only can this website not find it but tumblr says something fucking stupid like ‘please don’t be mad. please’
Why do so many dating profiles look like they’re bout ready to murder you !!!!???
letthereberockandrolldamnation:“It’s an image we’d like to dispel, I think. It was very heavy a few years ago, but it’s not so bad since. I still think that most people think of us as a very drug-orientated group. Of course we’re not. You can
the-adhd-society: intrepid-inattentive: thatadhdmood: I asked my friend whether she has a constant inner dialougue going on, and she said no. And I’m like?????? How can you not?? Are peoples heads silent most of the time???? Are they not constantly
7isinfinite: Why is it so impossible to not like Dongwoo?
taehvn: “When you have a girlfriend and she disappears, you feel like you can’t live, right? Even when my throat condition isn’t good and I don’t feel like singing, I can’t imagine not being able to be a singer forever. So I think music is
readingwritingraptures:rars:can’t believe there are really people out there like “i will block you if you spam likes” can you IMAGINE not knowing love? if you spam like MY blog, we’re instantly best friends. we’re old buddies. we’re childhood
kramergate: straightallies: mymindsecho: straightallies: You can use me as your “gay friend” in arguments with people only if you pay me 赨 each time Oh god, I would owe so much money. So much. All the time. I’m like the quirky straight in
dinkyprincess: work today sucks, im working with one other person and it’s my supervisor who hates me and he’s like ‘you need to learn how to make coffee’ but then like not showing me how for fucks sake it’s not something you can teach yourself
politicalsci: politicalsci: “My dream is to eradicate homelessness”. If you would like to donate to the Brixton Soup Kitchen Appeal you can through the following official [link] The Brixton Soup Kitchen can also be found on twitter [here]
veganisem: thequeenofbutts: I’d like to carry this gifset around with me so I can hold it up to people who ask me “Ugh why are you voting Obama” :’) This I like…and I’m not a political type poster at all. But totally agree with
When a name makes you really tense but it’s everywhere what are you even supposed to do its not like you can ask them to not be called that
Just looked at all the notes all my art gets, got sadI guess not everyone can like it, my friends seem to like itWhenever they say anything about it tho Im usually showing them lolIt makes me wonder if theyd even look at it if I wasnt their friendNot
Writing porn AKA “How unsexy can I get this with people still wanting to read this?”
quackenbuschlight: on a serious note regarding vines and videos and school and whatnot do not ever video or even photograph your teacher even if you’re not making fun of them because that can get them fired i can’t tell you how many times i’ve
Fun fact time. So there’s a phobia called panophobia (fear of everything). However, I can guarantee you that this particular phobia name will make finnish people like me snicker like no tomorrow. Look at the four first letters in the word, please.
jessalrynn: mairzydotes: i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take me away from my (catholic bisexual)
fairycosmos: honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything.
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
reynaisalesbian:there is NOTHING like the rage of searching for a post you KNOW is on your blog with a highly specific phrase and then not only can this website not find it but tumblr says something fucking stupid like ‘please don’t be mad. please’
yukitalia replied to your post: WHY WOULD YOU GET AN ANAL PIERCING You can GET things like that??? I just found out??? I mean I know like clit hood piercings but are anal piercings safe at all how do you not get an infection immediately
it confuses me when people who don’t tag their posts reblog those posts urging people to tag posts or complaining about people not tagging Like…do they not realize they’re not tagging their posts? Or do they just think it doesn’t
oweeeeendennis: I know that something like this can kind of be seen as a puff piece for the network, but let me just tell you, it’s not. Everything they say in this video is totally true and you should you watch it and I’m not even being a corporate
I get these… I’m not sure what you’d call them, a sort of muscle spasm that’s kind of like a really violent shiver. It feels kind of like a lightning bolt down my spine and its a whole body jerk (like, I can usually feel it right before it
I was really anxious at the start of the week, about what I don’t know, but the week has actually been good so far. Really good! And not, like, because of anything in particular. I just feel good, I feel ok, I don’t feel like there’s
sometimes I don’t yet have a migraine (or auras, which precede migraines) and might not even get one that day, but I can feel it just lurking around the corner, deciding on whether or not to come and ruin my day. Like, just move along, buddy, I don’t
sepelio: CANADA’S NEW BILLS SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP, THEY SAIDMADE OF POLYMER, NOT PAPER - THEY SAID.WATERPROOF, FRAUD PROOF, AND ULTIMATLEY INDUSTRUCTABLE, THEY SAID.LOAD OF MALARKEY, I SAY. (except it does smell like maple syrup)OUR MONEY IS LIKE
kinasty: musselback: you can make me do whatever you want me to, professor HES SO DUMB he’s like ‘oh DUH that’s cuz of me aha oops sorry….’ its ok prof my legs are extra strong now so i can ride u for hours
flamesofandraste: I can’t be the only one who adores Mizuki and the ground he walks on. He just seems like the guy who’ll just stand there and take any abuse Aoba will throw and him until Aoba’s just standing there with tears in his eyes, shoulders
leviathanplay: “asexuals can and often do enjoy sex, attraction and libido are different!” yea that’s nice, but let’s not ignore the fact that the majority of aces ARE sex-aversive. like can we pls not make the ace community as sex normative
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
lady-eve: I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not
torisoulphoenix: were-all-queer-here: You don’t have to love abortion. You can dislike it. Maybe it even makes you sad. The way you view abortion is up to you. If you don’t like abortion, you can advocate for proper sex education, access to birth
buttsofjustice: merrilly: children are humans. babies are humans and if you talk about them like theyre just horrific little demonic shit machines then i do not like you #you can not want kids or want to be around kids without fucking talking about
so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think
alrightanakin: alrightanakin: like….not 2 get into this really but..freedom of speech means that the government can’t tell you what you can and can’t say. freedom of speech does not protect you from the social/private repercussions of your actions
ask-the-princess-of-night: Tia: Can stars, like, explode? Just like that? Luna: Sadly, yes. When the time comes. Tia: But can you make a star explode? Like, BOOM. Luna: I rather not talk about it- Tia: What if a star exploded…and then exploded again?!
dat-soldier:you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
arestlessdream: I’m going to be distant I’m going to push and I’m going to pretend not to care because I can’t stand not knowing and I can’t stand feeling like I’m being played with
make-my-body-yours: meoowbitchh: Meoowbitchh.tumblr.com Can you not. Like can you really not on my picture.
zachsanomaiy: skeleton-queen-witchy: andre-30008: orcpiss: dromaeocore: dromaeocore: you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog like this: not a furry: furry: You labled everyone at Disney a
9090432-deactivated20140709: I’m not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, ‘cause I live to like you and… and I can’t like you anymore. So… so when you get your heart splattered all over hell, and you’re feeling really low
Maybe it’s just simply that girls being into girls and not boyparted trying to convince it’s not a matter. I can’t see how I could ever be capable enough to compensate for any of what I lack anatomically with personality. I can’t
mommymaxie: Aw, look at you baby doll. Shivering, moaning, begging but you can’t move, can you? Mmm not tied up like that sugar, not held open like this. You just have to take everything I give you, don’t you baby doll. Are those tears? Oh poor
Uhhh you guys, could you NOT reblog that reposted art post? It’s just giving them undeserved notes, like, if you just like the art then you can go reblog the original post I linked to..
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
sweetcheeksaremadeofthese: trai-all: shadowkat678: frustratedwaffle: shisno: supercrooks: We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and
k but stop saying “oh but I could make you squirt” when ppl say they can’t squirt. LIKE. not everyone can squirt fam. people orgasm in SO many different ways. stop making it seem like something is wrong with people who can’t squirt.