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batmanisagatewaydrug: nycstark: jxhn-mulaney: petermaximoff: petermaximoff: like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms googled “asgardian lifespan” found this, so
germanthot: ‘But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?’ ‘I'd pity him’ Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family 1991
oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
imsohornyithurts: mandybean: workthatbeard: THIS IS A TURTLE THE SIZE OF A GRAPE.REBLOG IF YOU CARE. but what if it’s a grape the size of a turtle?! ^^^ LOL
i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle
westborofaptist: smiles-hide-secrets: westborofaptist: but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg What month is that again? the month you finally get laid
justdippinsaucethings: littlefroggies: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
validx2: Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do
cully-bear: lianabrooks: weareoracle: chuckyzoopa: thedaniverse: thedaniverse: I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And
lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this
animaglacialis: itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
littlefroggies: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into
brushbell: counsellorsuggestion: rottentrauma: counsellorsuggestion: stop insulting yourself. it doesn’t help. But what if it’s true it still doesn’t help. you can call yourself as many names as you want, but it won’t make you a better,
youve-got-wings: icouldbereadingnow: But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish
harblkun: krazykitsune: leupagus: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out “what the fuck is this” “i have anemia” “can
gabrielsvessel: anythingyoucanshipicanshipharder: edleritter: sugarlipsandpoisonkisses: edleritter: if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi “i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.” but what if you were just blogging
there parts of me that desire to do unsafe stuff. i don’t know. i watch trans people talking about how they feel like they’re in the wrong body, and i wonder if that feeling can span more than just gender. but what if that desire contradicts
clarandtwelve: substantialityou: clarandtwelve: substantialityou: But what if my writing is shit? fitzgerald thought this a lot, and it really annoyed hemingway so hemingway told him “Write, and don’t worry about what the boys will say nor whether
bolto: littlefroggies: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns
mountainside-96: lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same
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harblkun:krazykitsune:leupagus:jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:frostlands:jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out “what the fuck is this” “i have anemia” “can you take
pyreo: This might be a weird idea but What if Sans’s telescope prank wasn’t only a prank, but also a test? Normally, the kind of prank where you trick someone into getting a mark on their face is a stealth one. The embarrassment is through them not
priestessamy: keeponshouting: as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking. I really really really really really needed this
fitnessluvr: mountainside-96: lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking
timeywimeyconsultingassbutt: allofmylovetess: thedailylaughs: daddysplaydoll: saladofrob: dawwwwwww he/she thinks they’re people This is so cute omg But what if its a cat that used to be human but it was turned into a cat by a curse or spell
fractalacidfairy: harblkun:krazykitsune:leupagus:jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out “what the fuck is this” “i have anemia”
animaglacialis:itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
germanthot: ‘But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?’ ‘I'd pity him’ Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family 1991
skarletfyre: nortoned: but what if you became a famous actor or actress and then you were asked to do a film and you accepted but then your costar was your celebrity crush that you used to blog about at 3am and you used to cry over their face and their
destielarryziam: westborofaptist: smiles-hide-secrets: westborofaptist: but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg What month is that again? the month you finally get laid
steamedporkbun: mattscohen: how does one go from to “Thanks, Mom, but it’s a little big…” “It’s okay, honey, I bought it large so you’ll grow into it.” “But what if I’m not cool enough to wear it when I grow
weaver-of-night: okay but what if MCU Bucky Cap tho (his uniform is based off of this one he wore in the comics if you’re interested)
honeybeejohn: aelinsilverpine: lianabrooks: weareoracle: chuckyzoopa: thedaniverse: thedaniverse: I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally
all-the-usernames-are-gone: datesanddamian: thenerdyjew: Okay but what if Peter and Shuri are at the Avengers Compund and Peter asks Shuri if she wants to watch a movie with him in the screening room and she says yes. So they go in and Peter turns on
kiwipup: anothergomezanon: THIS IS A TURTLE THE SIZE OF A GRAPE.REBLOG IF YOU CARE. but what if it’s a grape the size of a turtle?! Isn’t that a tortoise?
edleritter: sugarlipsandpoisonkisses: edleritter: if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi “i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.” but what if you were just blogging while murdering? and risk blood getting on my
ladykatiekay: allofmylovetess: thedailylaughs: daddysplaydoll: saladofrob: dawwwwwww he/she thinks they’re people This is so cute omg But what if its a cat that used to be human but it was turned into a cat by a curse or spell or something go
egberts: burrito-john: egberts: youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
krazykitsune: leupagus: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out “what the fuck is this” “i have anemia” “can you take
friendshipismax: heroinferno: pltnmghost: rochasaurus-rex: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI! I know I might just be hopeful but… What if this means a new Mega Man game is being worked on? That’d be cool! I know sometimes it seems as if the characters
anarcho-mom-unist: rvexillology: Trans Pride Flag, but it’s a Jazz Cup from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Every day, I say to myself: “y’know being trans is pretty neat and all, but what if it could be The 90′s!?”
jumpingjacktrash:dovewithscales:goodboysandgirlswhoplaysmash:charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:Shortstaffing should be illegall“But what if I can’t afford to hire more employees?”If you have more customers than your employees can handle
