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Me to wife: “Honey, check this out…”Wife: “Oh my God! You know that’s Photoshopped, right?”Me: “But what if it isn’t?”Wife: <pause> “Fucking hot, that’s what.”Me: “Fuck, I love you.”
I like girls who can play with words - but what if she actually belives what she’s saying? :-)
rikhardh: this feels amazing, but what if she’s only teasing? another re-post, this has also been very successful, but then, teasing is pretty arousing !
asklickylick: Imagine if Cheri was a teacher. Like she’s sixteen, so obviously she’s too young. But what if like (No more questions left) Yeah Cher-cher Ah sayz sa thingie-ingie-ings hows ah wantsa tuh!
jaynelovesdick: of course it is beautiful of course you want it but what if it were attached to a man that understood who you are what you need and would work with you, support and encourage your answers to your three questions wanting to help you feel
thefrogman: In today’s world, home defense is very focused on protecting you from burglars and gun toting psychopaths. But what if wielding dinky knives is not enough? Guns are effective, but they can be complicated and dangerous to handle. And
honeyedew: “Shit. Jack–I’m close I’m-You’re so tight. FUCK.” “Harder, GabePlease-GOD–HARDER YES pleaseplease come inside Please–” ~~This was originally going to be bottomReap but then I went, “Ok, but what if bottom76 (again)?” Look
heisenbergsmethlab: No but what if Huell was secretly a massive Sailor Moon fan? Someone write that fan-fic! *He goes to pick Jesse’s pocket but puts down his moon stick*
shulamithbond: everyoneisgay: HALLOWEENCAST 2012 1. Some of my friends know me as bi, but what if I’m not? Am I a gay wannabe?? 2. I’m super shy. I’m okay one-on-one, but how do I interact in groups? Okay, I love this blog and I agree with most
asylum-art:Artist Dina Goldstein Shows What Disney Princesses’ Happily-Ever-Afters Really Look LikeThe one thing you could be sure about in childhood was that every fairy tale would end with a “happily ever after”. But what if we were to continue
ngl - I always sort of side-eye aspects of this fandom when they give lapis all sort of comfort with various characters but completely leave jasper out of itAs if Jasper isn’t the one who’s gonna be more traumatized and scarred out of that forced
daisies-in-thedark: adarasum: She isn’t what you think. In some ways, yes, she is pure and good, but she’s more too. She’s fought it for so long, but what if those cravings are when she feels most real? Those times when it feels most right to
It’s not like I’ll say no to an excuse to delay putting effort into something, but this is getting ridiculous. Again. My account is a gift, so I am not technically a paying customer, but generally speaking, manga is for premium users. People who have
givemeaherocookie: i know lots of people get all hot and heavy for the ‘rebel/bad influence who goes after the goody goody/nerd to corrupt them’ but what about the reverse? what if the rebel was the one minding their own business when the goody goody
Padlocked zipper with a full bladder is great but what if padlocked zipper while playing a game with their dom? ^^ ♡If they win, they get the key. If they lose, they have to drink a glass of water. Can go for as many games as they like. …if they
ixq: but what if people did start to name their kids after their favourite characters do you know how terrified id be if my child came home from school one day asking if they can go play at komaedas house
hoodoogoblin: singitforfrankiero: Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin But what if you are the gay cousin and have a gay cousin? Or if you’re the gay cousin with a gay uncle?
hoodoogoblin: novaschaos: hoodoogoblin: singitforfrankiero: Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin But what if you are the gay cousin and have a gay cousin? Or if you’re the gay cousin with
theladythorki: no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke but you get another polar bear and you’re like hm that was weird but
boringshiksa: psyco-craziee: cockadoodledooo: -poorcollegestudent-: I’m an awkward guy girl with Darkness Manipulation. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds cool. I’m an awkward guy with power copy but what if i am against someone without
fictionaladyfeels: Dear People who say they are part of the Marvel fandom and have read no comics, Do what you want cause it’s your life but know that I will come to your house in the middle of the night (but only if you consent) and give you lots
polysteverogers: i support trans headcanons, but please diversify them i’ve seen “wait but what if this character was a TRANS MAN like they have the same presentation and the consequences are minor but they’re TRANS” way too many times to be
allrightfine: Anon: WHAT THE FUCK. What. the. FUCK. First, congratulations on putting together the single most infuriating ask I have ever received. That’s quite an accomplishment. Second, if you’re following me, although who knows why you would
eijioji-feverything: omnomnomjapanesefood: thanks for submitting, careact-00! F this! Plain instant ramen is so dull… but what if it was Spiderman themed? I haven’t any idea what flavor it is, but it certainly is more exciting than your regular
simplisticdreamsart: Okay, but what if Marinette didn’t get a chance to delete the message she left for Adrien on his phone?As Alya said, “No more secrets!!”Also, I don’t know what it is (perhaps because I stare at my art for too long), but there’s
outofcontextdnd: Malkavian 1: But what if that’s what the spirits do, they manifest as your greatest fear. Malkavian 2: Just don’t tell them what your greatest fear is. Ventrue: [loudly, addressing the spirits] Mine’s money!
nebulousnoiz replied to your post: hipstermink asked:ok but what abo…i want this to happen in yandere clears fuck dungeon. without limb hacking. but still super yandere and overfucking aoba till he cant think and begs for cockokay but pls consider
accordingtomyresearch: himeshirayuki: heres a rule of thumb for headcanons: dont take away already existing representation. if a character is canonically a lesbian, don’t go “but what if she was bi?” if a character is canonically a transboy, don’t
jessicainreallife: prettiestcaptain: "If I see one more gun..." #if one more person points a gun at stiles so help me god I will punch something but what if it’s derek, and then he make out with him to distract him.
ladysaytenn: lost-soulsilver: OKAY, BUT WHAT IF…? I’m not sure what I stumbled upon but I don’t like it
seathiefmog replied to your post You’re evading the selfie, senpai, I know what this means… what does it mean, I might do it, but what if i don’t?
supercumrat64: ireallyliketome: mcmalachite: cool-max-30: supercumrat64: if you ever played overwatch you are not getting into heaven Worth Worth it tbh But what if we repented of our sins and went back to tf2 if youve even thought about tf2
UUGH I made the twins compilation videos but I’m scared of getting a copyright strike…. I got through the auto-sensors on yt but what if some mean turd reports me later? :( Idk what to do 😭
deansass: But what if one day you walk into your room after a long tiring day and you want to break down and cry but there’s this handsome guy lying on your bed and smiling at you gently and you want to freak out but he looks so kind and familiar and
potato-catato: castiel-loves-humanity: lucifers-little-winter-angel: jeeviaz: dallerus: egguanas: okay but how about FIRE MERMAIDS THAT LIVE IN LAVA magma.. mermaids.. magmermaids??? What about this? but what if a water mermaid and a lava
geekylittleuniverse: But…but…but…what if my workout days are Tuesdays, Thursdays, & Saturdays? I don’t do much of a workout on Monday unless you count wrestling with a toddler.
passing-shooting-star: People be talking about Author wearing Stan’s glasses and Stan Swap/Grunks4Gramps theory but what if no war in ba sing se.What if we get a cute moment of Stan not being able to see because he doesn’t wear glasses so Author
pinkie-pride: but what if Stan continues to claim to be their great unclewhat if he’s doing it to make sure that they won’t tell their father, or anything along those lines Im 99% sure that will happen,but i dont know how he’s gonna pull that
heart-of-lilac: I can be wrong but…What if the chart that Neil pulls out in episode 2 isn’t just foreshadowing but it also tells us which episodes the events that Neil predicted are going to happen in?If you look at the chart on the side it is numbered
-hewastheirfriend: but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk
goddessdick:goddessdick:haha what if a girl made out with me and felt my hard cock against her and she grabbed it and teased me for getting hard so easily 🥺haha what if she called me a good girl then undressed me and told me how cute i looked and how
Maybe a completely stupid question really. But I guess learn and practice to suck and take dick is just a matter of playing with the right size dildo. Dicks can be nice if they’re on the right woman. But what if i just want to learn how to please
amaranthdesires:Maybe a completely stupid question really. But I guess learn and practice to suck and take dick is just a matter of playing with the right size dildo. Dicks can be nice if they’re on the right woman. But what if i just want to learn
amaranthdesires:amaranthdesires:Maybe a completely stupid question really. But I guess learn and practice to suck and take dick is just a matter of playing with the right size dildo. Dicks can be nice if they’re on the right woman. But what if
Idk. Someone that seems nice wants to date me and I feel like going under. I’m thinking dropping it and blame age difference. But what if. What if. Anxiety say I’ll miss the right one. Conscious say nope. Gur feeling have never been right
My mean mind keeping me from sleeping with cruel dysphoric nonsense and what if been afab and should be dead and stupid stupid me but what if body would have been mine and female and beautiful and something to work with I wish I could start over in life
Friend: You can’t just not study people. Thats what you do. You understand, you carry within you an understanding. Thats your specialty, you love the science behind it. You need to do it, its what you’re good at. Me: But what if…Friend:
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
bruhgane: galra: capture pidge’s familypidge: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired
clickthelock: What would you do if I just straight up refused to unlock your dick from that chastity device any more? We both know that me denying you is a bit of a shared fetish, but what if I moved from letting you cum every week or so into just never
a-really-bad-decision: is-anyone-home:idk but like if my boss told me to do something and i didnt do it…i could be written up or fired so why does it not apply to celebs (i know why but you get my point) idk man if my boss told me to lose 1/3 of my
gothgoldengirls:vapid-gay:goobra:aletheinvader:butchflirt:krakenblogs:goobra:this is the gay agenda and i LOVE itBut what if my GF is a Law Enforcer?You should break up with her thenbut BUT what if you’re gay AND a law enforcer?then you’re a traitor
wintersoldjer: but what if cyclops can wear contacts but just chooses to wear the glasses for easy access to his powers, but one day he wears the contacts under his glasses and just casually takes his shades off in the middle of a meeting with the xmen