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flickerman: i would look so good in tattoos but i’m not into permanence like that
weaux: no offense but I look forward to having a healthy way of thinking and coping and living
1ramsey: It’s like “ooh she’s hot, but so is he.”
vagisodium: i hate small children in theory because they are loud and covered in something sticky and disgusting but in reality they show me their macaroni art project and i cry
felison: i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta
lunaloveqood: “that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me” - a memoir
smileymileyzbong: My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it
nxte: when you hit post limit its like all youre friends are out playing recess but you’re teacher said you have to sit on the bench and watch because you talked too much in class
britshstyles: styzles-deactivated20151205: x This cop pulled Harry over for speeding but before he gave him the ticket he asked for a picture
bagmilk: when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
herlittlepleasures: you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
angryniall: I believe there comes a time where you have to step back and realize that you’re completely obsessed. Spending 8 hours watching 1D Day was a close call for me, but watching an entire concert through vines has got to be rock bottom.
revivingpeeta: tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
growlithed: i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
the-maybe-dead-cats: I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours
i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver
fivestupidboys: having a really good joke but executing it poorly
y2kid: i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
chickenuqqet: when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
hachikuji: the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
frlcker: having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
ohaithereyou: I might not have my life together but I always have my chapstick with me
treatme-eatme: I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker
suicidalsouls: *looks really innocent but is actually a sex freak*
grumpdiary: all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog
f_taylor is me but i kind of want to be panicwave lol
mightysmallz:Now I ain’t the toughest hickoryThat your ax has ever felledBut I’m a hickory just as wellI’m a hickory all the same
enattendantlesoleil: me during classes “that’s racist” “that’s sexist” “there are more than two genders” “ok but could we maybe not use that word” “that’s transphobic” “that’s
zhuzhka: People keep saying that the cat that got crushed by the mysterious giant hand in the trailer is the same one from “Stan Pines dead“ article. It’s not, because:a) Headlights of the car on the left are round, in square frame, while the headlights
raspberrying: I think people think I am a detached, apathetic asshole because I show no emotion in negative/stressful situations but really I just hate feeling vulnerable so I surpress everything, proceed to go have really crazy, dramatic breakdowns
arroz: I’m gonna say this one last time before vine destroys this but Mood
honeybloomr:I’m not standoffish i promise. 🥺👉👈 i just am not an effusive person I’m more like a cat that you’re not sure even thinks about you but then they lay down next to you for a while and blink slowly that’s me I’m distantly affectionate
eevocativee:does it make sense that i want to be called pet not in a petplay kind of way but in a being dominated and want to be owned and controlled kind of way
asalways-smol-deactivated202209:Not to be a ‘never been kissed’ girl but:I’ve never been kissed by a romantic partner when the balls drop on New Years Eve/Day 🎇
yhji: life update: still ugly but studying hard 2 make it in this world
mothurs: i don’t wanna die but i don’t wanna live
puerimagi: i honestly hate boys so much but i still chase the dick like there’s no tomorrow
o-ri:does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
*acts innocent but is thinking about deep throating your cock*
colbucci: hoesnevergetcold: im tired of hearing sam smith songs on the radio now like yes i get it white english boi can sing but who cares
stability: I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing
attack: No offense but I hate Christmas
plant-let: there’s a million dogs i haven’t pet - but just you wait, just you wait
shusheep: Was I the only one who thought this orrrrr……. i wish i put more effort into this but yknow squid happens
artemispanthar: I really like how Pearl walks away here. Like, I can’t really explain it but there’s some really nice weight to the animation and emotion behind it and I just really like it
lavabendinggemqueen: okay but imagine going to a party and just chilling around when some cute girl comes up to you and gives some poetic sounding shit about being a manifestation of light like honestly I’d give her my number too
krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
chenyakumo: hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but fuck wasps
falloutbong: i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash
kafeis: i dont watch korra but im glad shes with her girlfriend
lotrlockedwhovian: punkrockdirection: sometimes i forget im a real person this is such a weird thing but I understand.
hummingsoulking: when youre drawing and something is wrong but you cant figure out what it is
jaclcfrost:[softly, but with a lot of feeling] what the fuck
melthehoneybee: smokeyuu: suicidle: okay but does anyone else check people out artistically? like instead of thinking “wow I’d tap that” you just intensely appreciate their appearance and sit there and “holy shit look at the curve of their
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
hannibal-senpai: those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
gideonseymours: miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry if you just talked to each other but no
spicy-vagina-tacos: nintendette: You may think this is a shitty shirt for a baby but surprise it was at pet smart this is for dogs im the wife
bananaraisinface: “I am in fact, a hobbit in all but size.” -J.R.R. Tolkien
tatehorror: When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it
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