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sonofabaggins: baggins in the streets but a took in the sheets
ezrakaynig: when did society decide that makeup has to look as natural as possible in order to look good…..like i want to wear glittery false eye lashes and black lipstick and as much blush as an 18th century french aristocrat but that isn’t acceptable
barbiehutch: when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week
thedisassociation: greatest weakness: any group of flawed but lovable misfits who make a family with each other
the-butt-prince-ike: I was supposed to draw this right after my return from Desucon when the topic was current but I forgot.
allophobia: rough when yr 105% certain that a certain character is agender but u gotta deal with seeing them filed under gifsets like “top 10 favorite male/female characters” etc
shotakingkurage: sometimes i wanna rp but i know im just gunna be like
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
killuangel: don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned
solluxcaptorr: When you thought you got over an issue but you actually just repressed it
kirstynhippe: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very
loaym: “I agree with the message of this post but the wording is too passive-aggressive or manipulative for me to feel comfortable reblogging it”: a constant Tumblr experience.
greathaircut:they said i’d never learn to read…. but they didn’t count on this!!!!!!
iammattflyzik: to my younger followers: if u ever have questions u want answering but arent sure who to talk to you can ask me. i am ur honorary big sister now ok
padkai: when all u wanna do is take a fuckin nap but your students keep getting targeted by villainous organizations
cattink: i still don’t find channing tatum attractive but i appreciate his role in the world as a chaotic good jock
pennamepersona:do i love blupjeans? yes, but would i marry lup in a heartbeat? also yes
missmeanest: renniequeer: Concept: A Baba Yaga hut, but it’s a Waffle House.
ofcarnivora: But it’s mine???
blazevillains:i like wearing a mask not only to protect my peers from covid but so that the masses dont see my smug grin when im thinking about mens tits
arandompornbl0g: I’m horny but I’m tired of masturbating.
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
willowbambi: I am so connected with rain and cold weather. The second it starts to rain i suddenly get all this energy and motivation to do things. I feel happier and more alive. It’s the strangest thing but i’ve had it my whole life. I just really
repress: Do you ever want to talk to someone but 1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
terrasigillata: desacrilizer: when you try your best but you don’t succeed oh my god
pieman12234: luckyzorua: waifudesu: pinkcookiedoedoodles: Because some days I’m just a sad, shy, lethargic sloth with no backbone, but also I want to talk to someone? This is so true imma shed some tears That would be nice
bringbacknightblogging2k15: breelandwalker: retr0philia: fakenasty: instead-of-sighs: lookingforshadows: alice-rabbit: eyebrowgod: eyebrowgod: a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult? 70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not only because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but also because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
waiting-for-the-tardis: the worst thing is seeing people horribly misinterpret your fav character i mean sure it’s their interpretation and all but it’s a shitty one
kingdomheartsobsessed: poppymuffinseed: Donald I think you need to chill out with your magic. but he needs all that magic so he can heal me right after I heal myself
When you got alot of followers but nobody gives a fuck about you 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
brownbinch: life is hard but my titty is soft
pristinely-ungifted: me @ myself: no offense but grow the fuck up
louises-belcher:I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them.
thevelveteendork:Me: *likes your selfie, but like in a gay way*
jdgentleman: when your mutual, that you constantly reblog, only likes your selfies but never reblogs them, reblogs other hot guys that you reblogged
kchlo:when u highkey want 2b hot but ur 5'3 and have squishy cheeks
kortopis:bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful
When you in the mood to suck some dick but no ones around
alienby:The best joke in doctor who is when they put on “classical music” and it’s toxic by brittany spearsThey did the same joke in 1965 involving The Beatles.
aluox: I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
mentalbravery: Noijaku AU. They are in bed one night. Noiz says nothing, but squishes Koujaku’s pectorals together, creating some impressive cleavage. Koujaku gets mad. Noiz sleeps on the couch that night.
sora-mimi-desu: Continuation of http://sora-mimi-desu.tumblr.com/post/96291557534 Aoba ship them! ok, this get a little bit longer than I was planning, but I hope you can enjoy this silly NoiKou comic! It was so much fun to do <3. And please don’t
aokou: ineffableboyfriends: “who’s your favorite dmmd character?” “koujaku” “second favorite?” “koujaku” “ok but-” “koujaku” “hey can we talk about something else”
junjoupurelove: But what if? Bonus:
vogelbips: i really dunno how to draw these dudes but hubba hubba
anxius:choke me (sexually but then actually kill me)
i’ve been laughing at this tracer for like 10 minutes???????????????? when u try so hard but in the end it doesn’t even matter
feynificent: I cant help but think while seeing any nominee: Oh he was in 30 rock, oh she was in 30 rock. Oh and hey Tina kissed him, lucky son of a bitch.
swagrovski: I’m sorry but this #GrowingUpAsian tag is too much for me
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
nobraska: this is me I bitch but I do something about it.
tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious
elegently: That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell. All the time
210pm: u know when ur texting someone youre interested in and they fall asleep and highkey you’re like ‘sleep well babe!!’ but lowkey you’re like ‘u motherfucker I wasn’t done flirting with u wtf’ I’m both
thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
thenerdsaurus: When they say you cute but you know you ugly Me
itagnola:I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate being lonely
linhhpham: cardcaptorr: theheatofthesouth: Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good this post keeps me going