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“Don’t tell Mom and Dad, but I’m just really horny right now and I just need your big cock. Right now, you’re not my little brother.”
yourfriendsdad: I froze in my tracks when I saw him there.  I was just going around the house looking for something when I just happened to look up at the right time.  I’m not sure if dad always leaves all the doors open while he gets ready, but
I guess my daughter’s always been a little flirtatious around me. But having over 1,000 miles of distance between us seems to have really lowered her inhibitions. Not that I’m complaining. Hell, she’s only been away at college for a
pookiesfamily: I told my dad I’m on the pill, but I’m totally not! I can’t wait until he cums inside me again tonight—it turns me on so much knowing that I could get pregnant with his cum!
Black Canary - Curved Arrow - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Rough and dirty dirty morning sketch :PHope you don’t mind me posting this many sketches and wips, but sometimes that’s the only way for me not to forget some idea. Or forget where I saved the drawing
melissasdirtydiary: After I found my mom’s old cheerleading uniform in the back of your closet and tried it on. I figured Dad would love to see me in it. It would probably bring back some fond memories. That’s exactly what it did, but not the memories
Reasons I Refuse to Read Twist and Shout!
tragic-creatures-inthesadness: i wanted to try this but my dad’s not really funny when his collar bone is broken so
I told Dad he didn’t have to come pick me up at the airport—I’m a big boy now and I’ve been doing more than well enough to afford a cab to his place—but he was excited enough for my arrival that he came anyway, the older tiger greeting me at
selfesteembooster:Hi guys!! So here is my DAD. (Not really lol) but I thought this was a great time to show that guys can submit too! They get insecure just like girls. Tell him below how HANDSOME he is because omggg @fluffyfriend
arkenova: To my fellow Undertale fans, I’m sick and tired of people bashing on Asgore because of their shippings and general hatred of him. Truth is that he is not the true villain, in fact, it baffles me is how people are so bitter about him when
yourfriendsdad: I froze in my tracks when I saw him there. I was just going around the house looking for something when I just happened to look up at the right time. I’m not sure if dad always leaves all the doors open while he gets ready, but
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hijabby: morethanfaqs: toocooltobehipster: bro… Not all heroes wear capes… Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court to say they were married
terriamon: pug-the-thug: sarcastickoopa: terriamon: I’m trying to convince my dad that its okay for people to want to fuck dragons he thinks i’m a freak for wanting to fuck dragons but I want some hard proof that i’m not the only one so Please
musashi: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s
sonnetscrewdriver:androfembot:jekkies:my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don’t have anything to give you. you’re not just gonna give it to me.me: i would just give
“My dad used to say makeup was a shallow girl’s sport, but it’s not. It’s armor.” ~Courtney Summers, All the Rage
reefs231: You knew your uncle was nasty, but you didn’t expect that he would call you into his bedroom while he was jacking off. He told me not to mention it to my dad
msillzie: hijabby: morethanfaqs: toocooltobehipster: bro… Not all heroes wear capes… Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court to say they
rivainibabe: fullmetalfisting: My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth
Hahahahaha. This is kind of how I feel in my head but Im not mean about it outwardly.
unrepentantpervert: “Do you have a boyfriend?” “My dad says I’m too young for boys.” “But not for girls?”
babecolate: I’m thinking of going to L.A. in a week. An agent I was talking to wants me there tomorrow, but I want to prepare before going. I have to stop camming because my dad’s electric bill was…not good. So I’m just focusing on onlyfans and
gokucomics: badsjw: gokucomics: badsjw: R.I.P. Plebcomics. You were a shining star among anti-SJWs, and you will be missed. This is truly a sad day for us all, and I know you’re not actually dead, but fuck, this is tragic. Goku Is My Dad Okay,
farmerfransgirl: Ally! Welcome to the wonderful world of being a submissive toilet daughter for your own father! You may not like it at first, but over time, you will learn to accept it and love it girl - just like I do for my dad.” - Chelsea
daddyswhore: I didn’t expect my dad to give me a demonstration when it came to the “Birds and the Bees” talk but I’m so glad he did. I’m not sure I got everything though so we may need to revisit this topic several times.
ibutan: The gods blessed me with these photos today and I just want to go on the record with my sincere appreciation (read: horniness) for a man with muscles but also the correct amount of squish. NOT the dad bod, which implies an athletic body gone
catlips001: garbage-empress: catlips001: garbage-empress: catlips001: garbage-empress: 😳 what if we accidentally kissed 😳 in the garage 🙈 My dad said ok but not to touch his power tools or else I’m grounded 😳😳what if we
grimthetransman: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like.
purplezodiacstar: ATTENTION ALL PET OWNERS! DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT ON YOUR ANIMALS! A family friend’s cat nearly died from having this stuff on it. But that didn’t stop my dad, so I made him look up the effects and every review that we get; SOMEONE’S
enjoyexhibitionists: majordad-videos: Major Dad’svideo favourite 0376 arsludicra: Mess-making is what I do best. Enjoy my blog to enjoy exhibitionists - but not name them. http://enjoyexhibitionists.tumblr.com/ (I’m almost at 25,000 followers.
ilikeeverythingdirty: Not many dads get flowers for Fathers Day, but my girls know what I like…
diversifiedchicanx: hijabby: morethanfaqs: toocooltobehipster: bro… Not all heroes wear capes… Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court
toxxsick69: idreamofbrother: Whenever I see my dad sitting on the couch and I know mom won’t be back for a little while, I ask if I can sit on his lap and cuddle. He knows that’s not what I want, but he lets me do it. And he lets me strip down
battlecrazed-axe-mage: not a question, but i just wanted to show you my dad’s ancient d20– the corners have worn down so bad it can land on a corner! Whoa! Now that’s a seasoned old warrior
undeadhousewife:My dad was an aviation engineer and used to spray paint his tools the most obnoxious hot pink he could find. Not only did it make it easy to find his tools, but the amount of guys who wanted to use them went down drastically, and they
tayloralisonswft: @taylorswift: My dad just gave me ten lint rollers for Christmas, not for lint but ‘because you always have glitter all over you’. Great start, Swifts.
I’m not… fearless. I’m terrified. I’m always terrified. I act like I know what I’m doing, but I don’t. I don’t know if Isaac is dying right now. I don’t know if I made a mistake with Scott. I don’t know what my dad is thinking. I don’t
slimetony: ketos-swimmy-swim: slimetony: slimetony: Grounded from tumblr for a month because my step dad Brett got hit with a ninja star while i was practicing but he says i did it on purpose which is not true Mom kicked Brett out of the house
ezramillrs: ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman
ancestor: theglitteringthong: sharkeishaa: My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result Still not at the mall though I’m never
bonersauruslex: My dad painted me this for my birthday. 4ft tall painting of Adele at the royal albert hall. Its fucking amazing - I can draw, but not like him. Its likle the best.
sarahxwritesstuff: I’m not ready to face him but oh my god my dad feels good inside me.
naivedaughtersandsisters: My dad might not be the best looking guy, but he sure can fuck me better than my boyfriend can.
theglitteringthong: sharkeishaa: My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result Still not at the mall though
lizawithazed:nomoremissnicebi:I was helping carry in the groceries and usually my mom would say like “what a good girl” but I had a talk with her about not liking that because I’m nb and tonight she said to my dad “what a great person we have
