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explosive: So, I was SUPER NERVOUS but I met Markiplier at the Twitch/Blizzard afterparty But let me tell you why this dude is so cool So, not many people know this But I lost my dad almost 5 years ago (it’ll be 5 years in May) after a motorcycle
bustysister: “Listen up, little brother, I know you thought you were going to try and throw together a big party while Mom and Dad are gone, but that’s not going to happen. See, my boyfriend’s out of town too and you may not know this about me,
edohio: When my dad is on one of his week long business trips my sister humps me constantly to ease my pain… but it’s not the same
l-shadows-fades: drinkyourfuckingmilk: I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves
nudedaddy: Now my dad always slips into the bathroom when I take my morning shower. He used to go into the bathroom to sit on the toilet and read the paper, but not anymore. He found me fingering my butt during one of my showers and ever since then he
nakedwithmydad: My Dad is pleased to show me his big dick. I saw my dads dick. Not super long but thick as a beer can.
THINGS I’M EXCITED FOR #2: My birthday is coming up, and my boyfriend is coming to visit from NC! I’m not especially a cake person, but I have always wanted to try Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes, so I’ve kindly asked my Dad to make them for
daddyandmommylove: One day my mother was complaining that she did not feel sexy anymore. She said my dad did not look at her like he used to. I was just trying to be nice and complimenting her so she felt better. But I think she took it the wrong way
Someone came into work today that I’ve not seen in ages and called me his princess and I’m not mad at all
lemonbubbletea: hello, so i feel really sorry about making this post, but my dad recently got fired from his job and ive been having a lot of financial struggles trying to help out my family recently. my mom and i both work, but it’s not enough to
drinking-tea-at-midnight: garashirs: garashirs: who installed the software in dads that makes it impossible for them to admit when they’re wrong me: hey *a perfectly valid and correct but different opinion* my dad: error 404 humility not found society
postcardsfromspace:error-404-fuck-not-found:legit my dad was like “i really don’t like the concept of abortion and i wish it didn’t exist, but i’m not about to act like it’s my call” and then i pointed out “the entire concept of outlawing
daimboi: daimboi: so this package showed up in the mail today (not my name or number but it does have my correct address). the numbers disconnected and we couldn’t find anything concrete on who the person is either, so me and my dad got curious and
zulidoodles: I am not a fan of Thanksgiving, but I wanted to make sure I made this post, because last Friday, my dad suffered a prolonged heart attack, but he is still alive. And I am very thankful for that. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
when i was a kid I used to resent my mom for not being there and my dad for basically leaving me with two total strangers. but now as an adult, with some perspective, i kind of ain’t angry about it at all. it was fucked up, but i turned out alright.
indevan replied to your post: indevan replied to your post “the trut… although for me it’s not daddy issues but mommy issues. yeahhh I mean, my mom is probably the one who performed the most emotional abuse? but my dad has straight-up ignored
gaymenaredivineincarnate: blackmodel: pkmnrivals: yen-sama: HIS DAD IS A DITTO I AM NOT OKAY*SOBS* My heart Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART Strike me the fuck down!
the-hatred-machine: hungrygrox: no-this-is-jarod: oneofamillionvoices: witherd: how can you not reblog this tho Shot in the water. Holy shit. Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing this. Or maybe I will Don’t even
unclefather: crystameth: unclefather: my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman You’re the proof how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad
sebastian46: So my step dad sent me this video of him fucking my mom YES my mom. It was kinda disturbing but I was turned on by seeing her get fucked, I’m not going to lie I would have definitely licked all the good cum out of her pussy. And now you
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
Since my dad isn’t off until tomorrow, we’re not celebrating this little booger'a birthday yet. Haha and I’m refraining from positing on IG but damn time flies (when you’re getting fat lol). But seriously she’s already three!
kidxforever: making-a-lettuce: overcastbutimouthere: chellzaintshit: kultmimbur: thetallblacknerd: chellzaintshit: thetallblacknerd: chellzaintshit: My dad does not like my BF… Not just because he’s white but that’s the majority of the
sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: “You’re not going to survive this son. After what you told the principal. Corpses can’t give evidence, boy,” dad told me. “But first, I’m gonna have fun with you. A lot of fun with you.”Swapped by my step-dad
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: “I dunno why I’m hard boy, but you might as well come over here and suck it,” uncle Jack told me. “You’re dad’s not back all day”
Ho Chi Minh City Vietnam. A place I truly miss everyday. The birth place of not one, but both of my parents. A place where my dad had to run away from, traveling on a boat to get to safety. Yeah I know what you’re going to say, “oh your dad
Woke up at a better time than i expected considering i went to bed past midnight and after that i stopped checking. I kinda remember my dream, but not much, and not much that can be described easily. We were at a grocery store of some sort where my dad
at my dad’s house where there is a ton of food, and much of it is junk food but i don’t really mind. kinda would love and adore some good feeder talk though. i want to be tired down and fed and really stuffed. not everyday probably, but once in a
weird-incest-fetish: It’s not fair.. My sisters allowed to walk around the house naked whenever she wants but as soon as I try to stick my dick in her my dad starts yelling. She deliberately teases me and fingers herself around me, squirting over my
love-the-family: It was my birthday today and I was quite excited. Mum and dad always surprise me with cake and cool gifts when I get home from school. But not today. Met my father in the door.- Hey Jake!- Hey Dad! No cake?- No, your gift is upstairs,
ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: oH MY GOD NO MY DAD CAME IN TO ASK ME SOMETHING BUT HE SAW THIS AND GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK AND QUICKLY LEFT AND NO DAD I’M NOT MASTURBATING TO BENEDICT OH MY GOD WHY THE HELL WOULD HE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION
gimmie-the-benedick: thescienceofjohnlock: ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: oH MY GOD NO MY DAD CAME IN TO ASK ME SOMETHING BUT HE SAW THIS AND GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK AND QUICKLY LEFT AND NO DAD I’M NOT MASTURBATING TO BENEDICT OH MY GOD WHY
alanashbysbootyblog: envysaurusrexspoopy: alanashbysbootyblog: It’s not a lot but my mom kept getting distracted so I let her leave. i think your mom was fucking with you the whole time my dad did better than her which is pretty sad in my book
paternal-instinct: Thanksgiving in my house is one about family. My dad and I normally get together with his brother and my cousin to celebrate. It’s not much, but the love in our house makes up for it. But what’s Thanksgiving without a stuffed turkey?
androfembot:jekkies:my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don’t have anything to give you. you’re not just gonna give it to me.me: i would just give it to you.my dad:in
textsfromzootopians: 1. no it ain’t Flash 2. just like with Nick, JUDY IS TOO EASY 3. it’s not Yax but good try 4. Who here doesn’t love Fru Fru but no she’s not my fave 5. as funny as it is to feature her dad in texts, no. and no to her mom
garashirs: garashirs: who installed the software in dads that makes it impossible for them to admit when they’re wrong me: hey *a perfectly valid and correct but different opinion* my dad: error 404 humility not found
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
camigo2: Somehow I let my dad bet me that he could fuck me and have me screaming for more before he finished. I did my best not to make a sound but ultimately I lost the bet about 10 minutes in when my first orgasm crashed into my will power.
sehyn:my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go.my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face lights up when i get him a card with
daddysboychicago: I’m not only seduce my dad and my stepdad but my uncles as well. And they love my ass
best-of-funny: unclefather: crystameth: unclefather: my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman You’re the proof how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad X
sehyn:my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go.my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with
ittakesalltypes: Don’t tell but this is an actual step-dad and son I know. Not my business to judge, since it’s consensual and he is Ryan’s STEP-dad…
Shooting today in the Church-House. Not gonna lie. Feels a bit weird. I grew up as a very strict Irish Catholic… After my Dad died, most of my family stopped attending Church, including myself. I still believe in “God”… But not
modifiedgaycuck: When my dad says to get out of the house for a few hours while he collects the rent from my husband I have to go even though my husband begged me not to leave. I love my husband but we have to pay rent or we will be homeless
so-subordinate: bottmdaddyben:I’m gonna cum to this one in a few minutes here, smacking the hell out of my balls and gagging myself on a dildo (have Skype? ;)), but have to share my fag dad thoughts. Alpha son is hot, not just physically, but just
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
thegiganticbeast: dadsonsex: My dad and I compare cocks. He always wins. It’d been quite awhile since you were eye level with your dad’s waist..but as he loomed over you in the kitchen, his wrist thick cock not even hard, the veins pulsing up and
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drakestories: It was winter break after my first semester in college and my dad was lecturing me about my report card. Turns out I’d done a little too much partying and not enough studying. But while Dad was chastising me and threatening me, all I could
